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#781 Taysachs Swift

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 10:48 AM

Apparently this is not a parody: Posted Image

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 12:01 PM

This entire timeline is a parody.

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 01:16 PM

View PostMel Gibson, on 10 November 2017 - 10:48 AM, said:

Apparently this is not a parody: Posted Image

A commissar and the local morality police are having a heated argument deciding whether this thing should be thrown in gulag or off a rooftop.

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 05:27 PM

He's reading the Queer'an


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Posted 10 November 2017 - 10:53 PM

View PostMel Gibson, on 10 November 2017 - 10:48 AM, said:

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He looks like an anorexic tranny Hitler.

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 05:43 PM

View PostMel Gibson, on 10 November 2017 - 10:48 AM, said:

Apparently this is not a parody: Posted Image

Elf-Qaeda

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Posted 16 November 2017 - 10:20 PM

The alpha bugmen often differ little from the bugman servitors that toil for them

Elon Musk: The Architect of Tomorrow

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Musk grabs a coffee-table book published by The Onion and starts leafing through it, laughing hysterically. "In order to understand the essential truth of things," he theorizes, "I think you can find it in The Onion and occasionally on Reddit."

Afterward, he asks excitedly, "Have you ever seen Rick and Morty?" And the conversation bounces from that animated show to South Park to The Simpsons to the book Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

One of the lines from Hitchhiker's, Musk says, ended up being Musk Family Rule Number One: "Don't panic."


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Posted 17 November 2017 - 08:21 AM

it isn't really surprising that Musk is a huge goon considering he's part of the broader tech community that wants to make Isaac Asimov novels a reality.

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Posted 17 November 2017 - 09:47 AM

View PostTyger of Wrath, on 17 November 2017 - 08:21 AM, said:

it isn't really surprising that Musk is a huge goon considering he's part of the broader tech community that wants to make Isaac Asimov novels a reality.

On the left we have Isaac Asimov's Robot City, which is going to require hundreds of breakthroughs in physics and the colonization of many other planets.

On the right we have nagger-killing robots, each of which can be assembled for roughly $1200 (and dropping rapidly) with tensorflow, a drone, and a ghostgunner-milled AR-15 lower.

Who will get what they want first? Millions of bugmen, or one racist poster?

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Posted 17 November 2017 - 11:43 AM

View Postgrab her by the weev, on 17 November 2017 - 09:47 AM, said:

View PostTyger of Wrath, on 17 November 2017 - 08:21 AM, said:

it isn't really surprising that Musk is a huge goon considering he's part of the broader tech community that wants to make Isaac Asimov novels a reality.

On the left we have Isaac Asimov's Robot City, which is going to require hundreds of breakthroughs in physics and the colonization of many other planets.

On the right we have nagger-killing robots, each of which can be assembled for roughly $1200 (and dropping rapidly) with tensorflow, a drone, and a ghostgunner-milled AR-15 lower.

Who will get what they want first? Millions of bugmen, or one racist poster?

Wouldn’t the Chinese just do a number 2 in the continent of dick washers, anyway?

Would America create the Negro Defense bots for the inevitable? Every darkie gets a personal protection bot that follows it around like a Korean store owner.

Maybe Bill Gates whole plan was to Africanize the rest of the world to give African living space to China. Futuristic Yellow Fever.

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Posted 18 November 2017 - 10:00 PM

You are what you eat:

"A designer's quest for people to see insects as pets or human food
'Insects provide a way for us to have a new connection to nature,' says NSCAD professor"


I've written before about the constant promotion of insect-based diets in the mainstream media. There are many factors driving it: a joyless, utilitarian view of food based on maximizing aggregate efficiency (see also Soylent); a hatred of red meat consumption as being too redolent of masculinity or of capitalism; a desire to bring the bourgeois North American down to the level of a frog or a squirrel in order to give him his comeuppance.

But there are also some well-meaning though maladjusted people out there who are genuinely not repelled by insects (a warning sign in itself) and who sincerely believe that eating them will make the world a better place. It helps if they've been corrupted by having lived in Japan:

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http://www.cbc.ca/ne...japan-1.4401496

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Posted 30 November 2017 - 09:38 PM

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 10:49 AM

The whole incident with the bugmen in San Francisco and across the nation cheering the blatant miscarriage of justice that their fellow bugmen promulgated to us as a symbolic act of #TheResistance, gave me an epiphany. As the ice cooled the swelling in my hand after it had an encounter with an inch of gypsum and probably Chinese dog bones or something, I ruminated on the much debated topic among bugmen and non-bugmen alike what the term "bugman" actually means. A bug takes on many different characteristics and appearances, from a praying mantis, to a roach, to a viral load. But the common characteristic among bugs, is you dont want them around you, no matter how innocuous they actually are. They are a nuisance at best and deadly in so many wonderfully diverse ways at worst. They are alien, unclean, intruders in your home.

They are to be stomped out.

Crushed. Squished. Swept into a dust bin and flushed down the toliet. Even outside the home, where they belong, they are utterly expendable creatures, smeared against the windsheild of you car at 70mph or stepped on while your taking your dog for a walk, or incinerated by your sons magnifying glass. Better yet, they are preyed upon by other bugs who have no desire to enter your home.

In short, pray for God's Big One, size M8.5, to come down on the bug hive soon.  Or even Yung Kim can put on his Reeboks size 10MT (Asian Sizing)

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 02:59 PM

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 08:51 AM

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 06:03 PM

View Postivan lampshade, on 02 December 2017 - 08:51 AM, said:

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Right now there are guys in their bathrooms bathrobes with rat droppings in their tangled beards standing on street corners screaming about Jesus coming in his magic spaceship that are more sane than the people in that photo.

edit: fixed though sorely tempted to leave as is b/c of Coonhound's comment :lol:

Edited by Augustus: MRGA, 02 December 2017 - 06:37 PM.


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Posted 02 December 2017 - 06:12 PM

View PostAugustus: MRGA, on 02 December 2017 - 06:03 PM, said:

Right now there are guys in their bathrooms with rat droppings in their tangled beards standing on street corners screaming about Jesus coming in his magic spaceship that are more sane than the people in that photo.

I would ask if you made a typo by stating that the saner men are both on street corners and in their bathrooms, but the two areas are no doubt one and the same.

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 03:55 PM

Goons wrote an AI computer program and it's running for president in RUSSIA, so Drumpf's BFF Putin had better watch out.

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The robot-turned-politician, built by Russian tech company Yandex and also known as Alice, has received support from more than potential 36,000 voters as of Thursday, and has her own campaign website dedicated to electing the world's first virtual head of state.

Alisa would represent "a political system of the future, built exclusively on rational decisions that are adopted on the basis of clear algorithms," the robot said at her preelection headquarters, Russian news site Lenta reported Wednesday.

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Alisa's official 2018 campaign website provided six ways in which she would outperform her human opponents. They included her dedication to logic rather than emotion, her ability to process information "seven times faster than the human brain," her 24/7 availability, her pledge to alter her political positions based on communication with millions of Russians on a daily basis and her immunity to aging and fatigue.

An AI with a nuclear arsenal that can be trolled by weev.  It's an Alt Right writing prompt.

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 03:58 PM

Hasn't  every AI turned full racist hateposter in short order ?

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 06:55 PM

View PostNavalinfantry, on 08 December 2017 - 03:58 PM, said:

Hasn't  every AI turned full racist hateposter in short order ?

future elections will be selection of which undesirable nonwhite slime get genocided during that term, I'm with THE ALBANIAN APOCALYPSE, he's the only candidate that will deliver Kosovo and PRESIDENT NIGGERDEATH didn't keep the costs down on removing all human life in the continent of dick washers


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