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Small-Souled Bugman: Morphology and Evolution
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#761 Pablo Quesadilla

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Posted 26 October 2017 - 04:53 PM

More like Josh Bugman:






Edited by Pablo Quesadilla, 26 October 2017 - 04:53 PM.


#762 jolly_cynic

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Posted 28 October 2017 - 11:15 AM

:lolnig: at the literal bugfood in Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom.  It would be ARE ETHNIC CUISINE nowadays.

Also :lolno: at saving the bindis from themselves.

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Posted 30 October 2017 - 11:45 PM



mincing buzzfeed bugmen take a testosterone test and end up finding out they have less testosterone than a chronically ill 70 year-old man (nobody is surprised)

#764 BPA: Xenoestrogen Aficionado

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Posted 30 October 2017 - 11:56 PM

jesus christ that thumbnail...soft punchable weak gay faces with some random gook thrown in for their diversity quota :lol:

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Posted 31 October 2017 - 07:05 AM

Eugene(the gook) has the highest test, he keeps his mouth closed the most of the four(nu-males opening their mouths is a sign of submission) and has the most defined chin.

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 06:25 AM

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 09:41 AM

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How unfortunate .

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 01:01 PM

Whenever I see that face, I imagine that's what the guy from Turkmenbashi's "truckstop ceiling f****t" story looked like.

Edited by George SS Martin, 01 November 2017 - 01:02 PM.


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Posted 01 November 2017 - 01:23 PM

"The Violent Incident in Manhattan," not so much a username available as like a Mark Steyn column collection title available... title for the chapter in the history books about how f**king gay this time period was

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 08:55 PM

the buggiest of the bugmen

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Posted 03 November 2017 - 01:46 AM

Somehow it's as if that man was purposely engineered to meet  bugman stereotypes.

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Posted 03 November 2017 - 08:00 AM

View PostSaucer Lord, on 03 November 2017 - 01:46 AM, said:

Somehow it's as if that man was purposely engineered to meet  bugman stereotypes.

:faceberg: I appreciate your compliment, but this specimen is not yet complete. That beer needs to be stored in a 7 plastic vat and microwaved for 10 minutes.

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Posted 03 November 2017 - 08:21 AM

View PostMIA: Unthinking Prejudice Machine, on 03 November 2017 - 08:00 AM, said:

View PostSaucer Lord, on 03 November 2017 - 01:46 AM, said:

Somehow it's as if that man was purposely engineered to meet  bugman stereotypes.

:faceberg: I appreciate your compliment, but this specimen is not yet complete. That beer needs to be stored in a 7 plastic vat and microwaved for 10 minutes.

And if he ups his craft-brew consumption to a sixer a day he'll have the proper tits in no time

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Posted 03 November 2017 - 09:09 PM

View PostKingGoy: Gamergate Ethicist, on 02 November 2017 - 08:55 PM, said:

the buggiest of the bugmen

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...the f**k is on his shirt?  It looks like a cherub with scoliosis wearing an oven mitt on his right hand.  Either way, that guy looks like he dissolves birth control pills right in his beer.

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 01:14 AM

View PostAugustus: MRGA, on 03 November 2017 - 09:09 PM, said:

View PostKingGoy: Gamergate Ethicist, on 02 November 2017 - 08:55 PM, said:

the buggiest of the bugmen

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...the f**k is on his shirt?  It looks like a cherub with scoliosis wearing an oven mitt on his right hand.  Either way, that guy looks like he dissolves birth control pills right in his beer.

Telegraphing his micropeen with that graphic. Next level beta.

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 01:44 AM

View PostAugustus: MRGA, on 03 November 2017 - 09:09 PM, said:

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...the f**k is on his shirt?  It looks like a cherub with scoliosis wearing an oven mitt on his right hand.  Either way, that guy looks like he dissolves birth control pills right in his beer.

It's a rainbow flag version of the logo of an australian craft beer company.

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Posted 06 November 2017 - 08:30 PM

'vegan food haul'

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Posted 09 November 2017 - 02:52 AM



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Posted 09 November 2017 - 02:12 PM

View PostPLEASUREMAN, on 09 November 2017 - 02:52 AM, said:



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:siren:

Kyle and Joel’s Urban Upstate New York Wedding!

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Kyle and Joel tackled their wedding in the same way they will tackle the rest of their lives: together. From getting ready together to walking down the aisle together, these two grinning grooms threw a wedding that defied traditions. “Being gay, we had quite a lot of built-in autonomy,” Kyle says. “There aren’t any prescribed standards to follow, and that vagueness informed every decision we made.”

This is an absurdity. Homosexual bugmen have no traditions, which is that vagueness Kyle is lisping about.

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Located just minutes from where Kyle grew up, the two chose Lucas Confectionery in Troy, N.Y., to say “I do,” where the small but gorgeous venue created a warm intimacy that was filled with laughter and joyful tears.

For their rehearsal dinner, Kyle and Joel hosted a barbecue where friends from all over the world came together to celebrate their love, and on the day of the wedding, they spent the morning picking apples before getting ready together. As they walked down the aisle, Buddy Holly’s “Everyday” echoed their fierce love for each other. But it was the two-year-old ring bearer who nearly stole the show. “His parents had coached him for weeks,” Kyle says. “And when he handed us the rings, he erupted in an amazing, victorious cheer.”

Don't ask what happened to the apples.  Or the two-year-old.

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Lucas Confectionery is a wine bar featuring small production and natural wines, craft beer, Tandem Coffee, domestic cheeses, small plates & confections in Troy, NY.

Lucas Confectionery is the founding business of Clark House Hospitality. Clark House Hospitality is a collection of restaurant, retail, and private event spaces obsessed with creating quality experiences between people, food, and drink in Troy, NY.

:lol: Craft beers on craft tables with craft cheese for your craft friends in your craft life.

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Posted 09 November 2017 - 02:19 PM

View PostThe Cuckservative, on 09 November 2017 - 02:12 PM, said:

:lol: Craft beers on craft tables with craft cheese for your craft friends in your craft life.

Nice catch, especially love the use of "obsessed".


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