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Small-Souled Bugman: Morphology and Evolution
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Posted 23 September 2017 - 07:16 PM

 Racist Jerk, on 20 September 2017 - 09:32 PM, said:

A short Bugman documentary:

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtdupS0gRt0[/media]

I've been watching programming videos on youtube and I am shocked at how horizontally short the shoulders on some of these guys are.

I'm convinced spending too much time at the computer causes the shoulders to retrude into the body over time.

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Posted 23 September 2017 - 09:23 PM

 ProofGodDrinks, on 23 September 2017 - 07:16 PM, said:

 Racist Jerk, on 20 September 2017 - 09:32 PM, said:

A short Bugman documentary:



I've been watching programming videos on youtube and I am shocked at how horizontally short the shoulders on some of these guys are.

I'm convinced spending too much time at the computer causes the shoulders to retrude into the body over time.

Constantly resting your forearms on a desktop is bound to cause your trapezius muscles to tense up and shorten over time, much like how sitting down to s**t causes your calves to shorten and hinder your ability to pop a squat.

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Posted 23 September 2017 - 09:31 PM

 InscrutableOriental, on 23 September 2017 - 09:23 PM, said:

 ProofGodDrinks, on 23 September 2017 - 07:16 PM, said:

 Racist Jerk, on 20 September 2017 - 09:32 PM, said:

A short Bugman documentary:



I've been watching programming videos on youtube and I am shocked at how horizontally short the shoulders on some of these guys are.

I'm convinced spending too much time at the computer causes the shoulders to retrude into the body over time.

Constantly resting your forearms on a desktop is bound to cause your trapezius muscles to tense up and shorten over time, much like how sitting down to s**t causes your calves to shorten and hinder your ability to pop a squat.

Either that or their sedentary lifestyles cause them to crave dirt-cheap junk food and soylent, which wrecks their hormone levels.

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Posted 23 September 2017 - 10:06 PM

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Posted 29 September 2017 - 05:11 PM

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 06:03 PM

I might have found the ultimate managerial bugman channel



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Posted 30 September 2017 - 07:57 PM

I cannot embed images, but https://imgur.com/a/5Eek4, feel free to embed below if it meets your bugman standard.

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 01:47 AM

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 03:48 AM

And so Weev trapped Spencer in an infinite mirror of his own design, and claimed his place as the leader of the alt right.

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 11:47 AM

The end of an era.

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 01:01 PM

 Anonymous Shitposter, on 01 October 2017 - 03:48 AM, said:

And so Weev trapped Spencer in an infinite mirror of his own design, and claimed his place as the leader of the alt right.

We're burning the alt-right down and replacing it with AMERICAN NATIONALISM, just like I burned NRx down and replaced it with ironic neo-Nazi white supremacy when I slaughtered Anissimov

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 08:01 PM

 Roi, on 30 September 2017 - 06:03 PM, said:

I might have found the ultimate managerial bugman channel



I have two long, cited rants on this subject, one for normies, one for wokies.  

The normie one is population density and that area increases by the square of radius, so it's basically impossible to have a reasonable number of lines terminating in city centers also going out to the burbs.

The wokie one is that plus black fellas.

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 11:29 PM

For a fellow who is supposed to have a lot of money, from sugar-daddies and otherwise you would think Spencer could see a dermatologist. One of my least favorite parts about seeing a Spencer photo is having to see those lumps on on his face.

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Posted 02 October 2017 - 03:22 PM

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 04:38 AM


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Posted 08 October 2017 - 05:33 PM

What is it about Rick and Morty that appeals to bugmen? To the extreme goon, the character of Rick is how they probably see themselves - a cynical asshole beyond redemption who still needs pity etc. With bugmen, any form of entertainment that has a "cynical" and "snarky" tone with maybe a slight dash of nihilism attracts the bugmen like a bug zapper, only sadly with less electrocutions.

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 06:21 PM

Speaking of Rick and Morty this must be some sort of bugman ne plus ultra, or convergence, or praxis, or something. Elon Musk interecting with the official Rick & Morty Twitter account in a paroxysm of Reddit-style bugman "humor" i.e. stringing along series "smart" sounding words mixed together with cussin' and "ha ha, omg drinking" in place of actual jokes.

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Singularity, lol! :lets out Soylent fart:

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 07:20 PM

Lol, wtf?

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 12:38 AM

launch the nukes, weev

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 11:45 AM

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