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Small-Souled Bugman: Morphology and Evolution
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#1301 dontchaknow: hidden until the cuckbox breaks

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Posted 18 August 2018 - 05:37 PM

 Ravel, on 16 August 2018 - 08:55 PM, said:

Wouldn't you guys rather just race your kids soapbox derby car, then get a soy latte frappucino some jizz on your face and G.R.I.D.S. in your ass?


#1302 Cocaine Mitch

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Posted 20 August 2018 - 06:19 PM

Excellent takedown.

This part really stuck out to me.

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This is the perfect way to spend your Easter in between the brunch and your inevitable trip to the emergency room.

Ride a plastic tricycle instead of going to church or celebrating the Resurrection of our Lord? I pray punishment in the form of a $2k ambulance ride and ER visit.

If you observe a bugman in the wild, you’ll notice the only time he eats is brunch or at 2 am when Uber Eats delivers Taco Bell slop. Know someone who speaks enthusiastically and often of his brunch endeavors, including getting shitfaced on bottomless mimosas on a Sunday? Then you’ve got a bugman!


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Posted 21 August 2018 - 09:50 PM



we will soon need microscopes to detect the bugman's soul

#1304 Jack of All Hates

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 09:59 PM

The surprising health benefits of working as a galley slave!

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Posted 27 August 2018 - 12:55 PM

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I was not surprised even a bit that this bugman has an apple custom emoji avatar instead of a photo.

#1306 Summer Camp of the Saints

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Posted 27 August 2018 - 02:22 PM

:stuckup: I don't even know the ovipositor that deposited me, BIGOT

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Posted 31 August 2018 - 10:25 AM

A shitlord friend of mine idles in a slack dedicated to talking about bugmen crap like tech and startups.  He sent me this guy.

https://i.imgur.com/f3WExCR.png

:bugman: It's one extra field to make someone more welcome and remove a potentially embarrassing situation. I'll take it.

Let's take a look at what kevin lawver's twitter looks like and his bio.

:bugman: Aspiring social capitalist and baker, actual CTO at @planted, husband, father, troublemaker, amateur human and mentor. Co-founder of @TechSavannah.

https://twitter.com/kplawver?lang=en



:librage: You are a bully Trump.

Without further ado, I present kevin lawver.

https://i.imgur.com/KwNXgQ0.jpg

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Posted 31 August 2018 - 10:29 AM

I can't tell if that's a beard or some sort of fungus.

#1309 Jack of All Hates

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Posted 31 August 2018 - 10:40 AM

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Evolution in action:  developing the human wattle

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Posted 31 August 2018 - 11:03 AM

“High BMI Bearded Baldy = Screeching Lib Faggotry” theorem expands sampling pool +1.

Currently stands at n=17,569,561,488 ,with demonstratively excessive corollary relationship established.

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Posted 31 August 2018 - 09:15 PM

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You know how minotaurs are half man, half bull? Well, this guy is half-man, half powdered donut.

#1312 Weird Green Triangle Of Patriotism

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Posted 01 September 2018 - 05:48 AM

 NBDruid, on 27 August 2018 - 12:55 PM, said:

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I was not surprised even a bit that this bugman has an apple custom emoji avatar instead of a photo.

Whats up with all of these homos having effeminate cartoon avatars with bulging bug eyes? Fuckin weirdos.

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Posted 01 September 2018 - 09:28 AM

I like this "NoSurf Manifesto". It can be read as a comment on bugmanism. https://nosurf.org/2...surf-manifesto/

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#1314 kardashianistic_judenkulture

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Posted 01 September 2018 - 05:25 PM

 kardashianistic_judenkulture, on 31 August 2018 - 10:25 AM, said:

A shitlord friend of mine idles in a slack dedicated to talking about bugmen crap like tech and startups.  He sent me this guy.

https://i.imgur.com/f3WExCR.png

:bugman: It's one extra field to make someone more welcome and remove a potentially embarrassing situation. I'll take it.

Let's take a look at what kevin lawver's twitter looks like and his bio.

:bugman: Aspiring social capitalist and baker, actual CTO at @planted, husband, father, troublemaker, amateur human and mentor. Co-founder of @TechSavannah.

https://twitter.com/kplawver?lang=en



:librage: You are a bully Trump.

Without further ado, I present kevin lawver.

https://i.imgur.com/KwNXgQ0.jpg

I came to find out that this same bugman made his young son into a tranny...  Here:

http://maycod.es/

http://maxlawver.com/announcement/

https://twitter.com/MayMoonsley



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Posted 01 September 2018 - 07:23 PM

 kardashianistic_judenkulture, on 01 September 2018 - 05:25 PM, said:

 kardashianistic_judenkulture, on 31 August 2018 - 10:25 AM, said:

A shitlord friend of mine idles in a slack dedicated to talking about bugmen crap like tech and startups.  He sent me this guy.

https://i.imgur.com/f3WExCR.png

:bugman: It's one extra field to make someone more welcome and remove a potentially embarrassing situation. I'll take it.

Let's take a look at what kevin lawver's twitter looks like and his bio.

:bugman: Aspiring social capitalist and baker, actual CTO at @planted, husband, father, troublemaker, amateur human and mentor. Co-founder of @TechSavannah.

https://twitter.com/kplawver?lang=en



:librage: You are a bully Trump.

Without further ado, I present kevin lawver.

https://i.imgur.com/KwNXgQ0.jpg

I came to find out that this same bugman made his young son into a tranny...  Here:

http://maycod.es/

http://maxlawver.com/announcement/

https://twitter.com/MayMoonsley

"amateur game developer"

Every. f**king. Time. What are video games doing to kids these days? When I was a teen, we played a game called Donkey Kong Country, in which a 300 pound black guy with a blonde girlfriend tears through the jungle, trying to get away from his kids (named 'Diddy' and 'Dixie'). Our games were made by racist nips, not goddamn dick-tuckers.

(That's my Old Man Rant for the week.)

:killjews: , probably.

Edited by Guapo, 01 September 2018 - 07:23 PM.


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Posted 01 September 2018 - 11:21 PM

Oi mate, you got a licence for that mistake? Donkey Kong Country was made in Old Blighty so it was.

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Posted 04 September 2018 - 02:18 AM

Back from a month in Taiwan, no bugmen (some feminine, but no bug).

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Posted 04 September 2018 - 10:11 AM

 Real Victorian Gentleman, on 01 September 2018 - 11:21 PM, said:

Oi mate, you got a licence for that mistake? Donkey Kong Country was made in Old Blighty so it was.

That explains why it's the story of an outsider subduing the local bigshots to secure a steady supply of bananas.

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Posted 14 September 2018 - 05:19 AM

Before posting, I spent a few minutes attempting to come up with something witty or insightful about this.  I couldn't.

My only conclusion is that Anderson reads this MPC thread as more of a "How-to" blog, than a historical record of the development and evolution of the Bugman.

Is there an official Bugman Royal Family ?  Can I nominate Anderson ?

'I don't care about food': Anderson Cooper reveals he is trying to replace all his meals with Soylent while giving a rare glimpse inside his $5M converted firehouse

https://www.dailymai...-firehouse.html

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Posted 14 September 2018 - 07:01 AM

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while giving a rare glimpse inside his $5M converted firehouse

I hope that's not a euphemism


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