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Small-Souled Bugman: Morphology and Evolution
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#1201 Colonel Wompy

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Posted 18 June 2018 - 02:54 PM

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Posted 18 June 2018 - 08:59 PM

Behind every bugman son is a father that failed

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Posted 18 June 2018 - 09:52 PM

 Max Para, on 18 June 2018 - 08:59 PM, said:

Behind every bugman son is a father that failed

it's unknowing failure...they have no idea what produces the bugman or even what the bugman is...so many parents indulge, indulge, indulge, you see them negotiating with their small children in public in a way that I never once saw my parents do..."if you do this I'll give you some candy" etc

I think, why aren't they firmer?  do they not care what their child becomes?  but they believe they are being reasonable and measured and good authority figures who let their kids understand things...they do think in terms of consequences, but through it all you can see they simply don't understand what children are...not "adults in training" but dependent offspring who are unprepared for and do not want lessons in negotiation and behavior control, they often want the firm hand because the firm hand assures them they are indeed protected by someone powerful...instead they learn only to demand until they get their way, they learn that their parents are weak

animals know instinctively how to mind their young, but humans, owing to the total destruction of our social environment, have completely forgotten in just a few generations

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Posted 18 June 2018 - 11:59 PM

Should we blame the parents though?

Bugmen seem to come from families with high investment parenting.

They're stuck in eternal childhood, yet they function in the globohomo corporate world and we frequently see them get married and have kids of their own. I bet bugparents are super nice to their children and super nice when it comes to social interactions. They are super nice when they distance themselves from diversity at all cost to pretend it's still 1985 in Hill Valley (which was meant to be a minor dystopia by the standards of the day).

I bet NAS guy up there wouldn't mind to ditch all his VLSI toys to take his family back to the 60s and work as an engineer in the aerospace industry of the Apollo era, to go home to a huwyte suburb every day where you don't need app controlled front doors to keep Consuela's family out. His wife would stay at home and she would be 40 pounds lighter.

MPC poasters are goons and enjoy confrontations: this used to have its advantages IRL, but was it not for ARE president we would be living in an era where such personalities are hunted down by a nervous, feminized system drunk on Jewish paranoia. He bought us some time and a chance to reverse things.

Bugmen avoided confrontation and took the globohomo deal, as nice people do. I don't expect them to yell "Eat s**t Niglet" any time soon, but should the zeitgeist return to a more based time they will not lose sleep over trannies being ridiculed again like it's 1996. To them the far-left kulturkampf is just as abrasive as Drumpf, but right now siding with the former is the safer strategy, so they will counter-signal ARE president if they're pushed.

Edited by Colonel Poopy, 19 June 2018 - 03:02 AM.


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Posted 19 June 2018 - 02:32 AM

Bugman Prime is annoying a lot of people at the moment:

http://boundingintoc...tter-explosion/

He wrote a Star Wars book with a gay lead character:

http://starwars.wiki.../wiki/Aftermath

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Reaction to Aftermath has been mixed. As of November 1, 2015, 1,415 reviews of the title had been posted on Amazon. 37% gave the title a rating of only 1 star, but 35% gave it either 4 or 5 stars. The most helpful critical review (according to the site's visitors) stated that while it "wasn't as abysmal as other reviewers made it out to be"

"Not as abysmal as other reviewers made it out to be"

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The author, Chuck Wendig, took to his blog in response to the negative reception, and supplied a profanity-laced rant criticizing those of his detractors who hated the book because of it containing homosexual characters, comparing these readers to the Empire

And if there was ANY doubt in your mind that this is the walking Bugman archetype:

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Invented a sandwich? That's not something just anyone can do, arranging foodstuffs between slices of bread.

Here's an article he wrote about his magnificent creation, before you read it try to imagine what the Ultimate Bugman would consider to be the Ultimate Sandwich:

http://terribleminds...-join-the-cult/

So close to perfection, he forgot the Sriracha :hardship:

Someone get me a neckbeard sized bottle and 50 gallons of formaldehyde so we can preserve this beautiful specimen for future generations.

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Edited by Jimmy Hill, 19 June 2018 - 03:03 AM.


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Posted 19 June 2018 - 06:34 AM

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The When Duck Go

Not a fan of pork?

The cult has you covered.

Use duck bacon.

Because duck bacon is f**king nomworthy, y’all.

Incredibly dense faggotry packed into just seven words.

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Posted 19 June 2018 - 10:38 AM

It's like a bugman haiku of sorts.

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Posted 19 June 2018 - 01:03 PM

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In Clown World the scum floats on top.


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Posted 19 June 2018 - 01:20 PM

Is there a variation of the sandwich that calls for "bacon-flavored" dog treats?

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Posted 19 June 2018 - 02:18 PM

Nothing says "Open mouth, insert cock" like the numale rictus.

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Posted 23 June 2018 - 11:08 AM

There's a lot of recipe websites run by housewives, and they often have an introductory essay of goofy female talk before getting to the recipe.

Chuck writes like a woman.

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Posted 25 June 2018 - 03:52 PM



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Posted 25 June 2018 - 04:42 PM

Great idea.. just wait until 4chan gets this news.

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Posted 25 June 2018 - 04:47 PM

"Are you an INFLUENCER sir?"

"Over 53 million followers"

"Then step up and take a photo!"

:trump:



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Posted 25 June 2018 - 09:32 PM

 Saucer Lord, on 25 June 2018 - 03:52 PM, said:



Is this a bugman honeypot? Did Sabo do this?

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Posted 26 June 2018 - 12:40 AM

Someone shop that "no trump supporters served here" pic to say VERIFIED INFLUENCERS ONLY.

Or maybe add VERIFIED INFLUENCERS ONLY, to bugman memes.

Spam them at fancy places frequented by the "elite."

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Posted 27 June 2018 - 06:58 AM

Patrick Klepek would get on well with Bugman Prime, in his case I think his face is actually stuck like that:

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If journalism is the lowest profession then gaming journalism is the lowest of the low. You can sink even slightly lower than that though and become a gaming trickle-down media whore for Vice.

www.twitter.com/patrickklepek

His twitter is mostly :gooncry: about Trump and Ice with the occasional sophomoric excitement when hearing news about generic game sequel #192850.

Patrick's hormones are slightly out of whack leading him to cry a lot at some game called "Captain Spirit" where as far as I can tell you play 10 year old Macaulay Culkin having adventures in his back yard.

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Further evidence of hormonal imbalance is given by his reaction to a game called "Cyberpunk 2077" where the main issue is whether or not you can fag up your character:

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It's such a serious matter that he's vomited up a wall of 888 on Vice on the topic:

https://waypoint.vic...erpunk-2077-yet

Producing this stuff is his profession, it is how he contributes to society:

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Given how much CD Projekt RED is playing up the amount of choice players will have in Cyberpunk 2077, it’d seem a little out of place for their game to overlook gender fluidity.

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Murmuring among skeptical fans ranges from unsurprising bigotry (“That type of s**t has no place in a game like this. We dont need our fav game and possibly the game of the decade plagued by gender politics like we already suffer from in real life.”) to your typical strawman arguments about how “the list of genders if long/theoretically endless,” thus it's an impossible problem to solve.

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The more often games embrace pronoun variety, the less it seems like an outrageous political stance, emboldening gaming culture’s worst actors. It becomes normal.

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“Personally, as a gender-fluid pansexual,” wrote one user on reddit, as part of an eventually locked thread discussing this very issue, “this is a hugely important topic and selling point for me. I do hope they think about incorporating this into the game not just for realism but in order to prove they are a truly progressive company who want to move with the times.”

The reddit user in question appears to be a troll, something I was able to spot after 2 mins looking at his post history but something apparently beyond this professional's abilities.

At the moment his twitter bio is fairly clean but expect pronouns etc to creep into it over the coming months/years until he goes full tranny sometime in 2020.

Edited by Jimmy Hill, 27 June 2018 - 07:18 AM.


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Posted 29 June 2018 - 12:43 AM

This is the most Bugman thing ever. One inane idea combines so many elements of awful.

By the definition of consciousness, Apple could be considered a conscious organism

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The neoliberal singularity is here! :lol:



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Posted 29 June 2018 - 01:31 AM

:librage: CORPORATIONS ARE (ARE NOT) PEOPLE!  ...wait, which current year is it?

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Posted 29 June 2018 - 08:06 AM

A vaccine is in the works .


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