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Comet Ping Pong, Besta Pizza, and You: The World is Run by Pedophile Child Traffickers
Hint: this thread isn't really about pizza (paging TOG)


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Posted 13 November 2016 - 07:29 AM

I can't believe I live in a world where *chan imageboards are investigating the government for pedophilia.

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Posted 13 November 2016 - 08:32 AM

I've read all the emails and associated email chains people were talking about on reddit.

99% of the pizza emails are obviously innocuous. For example, the one with an attached H pizza logo was for a well-advertised fundraiser. The "realtors" were, in fact, realtors. The fact is that campaigns spend bajillions of dollars on pizza because it's the cheapest, fastest way to order enormous amounts of calories to keep your volunteers and staff going. VERDICT: NOT PEDO

Comet Pizza is so obviously loaded up with pedo imagery that it turned my stomach the very first time I saw photos of the place. I'm shocked that it's so brazen and has never been raided. Further, every homosexual should be assumed to be a pedo or be associated with them until proven otherwise. David Brock has a reputation in DC for being high-strung and borderline insane. VERDICT: 100% PEDO

Bill Clinton ditched the Secret Service to take a trip to Pedo Island aboard the Lolita Express. The man is therefore a confirmed pedo, and it's only a matter now of whether hard evidence to convict ever comes out. VERDICT: 100% PEDO

John Podesta is into super dumb edgy hipster bullshit. However, Tony Podesta has paintings of naked teenagers in his bedroom. I'm not looking it up or linking it for you because it's too triggering. It's the kind of thing that, if it's in your bedroom, either permanently kills your libido or means you're a pedo. So I'm leaning toward Tony being a kid-diddler, while AFAIK, it appears the worst John is into is eating cum & period blood pudding in the middle of a blood pentagram. Also, their resemblance to that police sketch is unsettling. VERDICT: HUNG JURY

Edited by Hateful Heretic, 13 November 2016 - 09:12 AM.


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Posted 13 November 2016 - 01:29 PM

Excellent take from WWP:

Prosecute pedophile rings to delegitimize Hollywood: Winning the culture war without warring over culture

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That's where the DoJ under President Trump ought to intervene. It is already likely to blow the lid off of a similar culture of pedophilia among the DC Establishment insiders. Why not make it a mission to expose and prosecute these forms of elite deviance and exploitation no matter what subset of the elite it is? -- political, financial, cultural.

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When such networks of behavior are exposed, they tie three things together in the public's mind -- pedophilia, rape, and homosexuality, all of which are correlated in reality, but whose interrelations tend to be hidden from public view by the wealthy and powerful who participate in and enable them. Any cultural product that was fashioned by a group associated with homo-pedo-rape is stained in any normal person's mind.

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After the wave of prosecutions for disturbing taboo crimes, any time that a Hollywood power player gets on their high horse about some moral or political topic, they will be instantly shouted down by all normal people as a sick pedo f****t with no right to weigh in on morality.


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Posted 13 November 2016 - 03:41 PM

Cheese pizza is the codeword for child pornography on the dark web, so I'd assume they watch child porn together based on the emails? Given I think most of our 'elites' have to hang, I think I'll pass on researching something so disgusting. If true, I can't wait for the indictments to drop.

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Posted 13 November 2016 - 03:59 PM

I am hopeful Trump will combine the JFK charisma with the RFK clean sweeping broom at Justice.

In the same way RFK turned up and declared war on the mafia, Trump has turned up... and God willing will declare war on the elite crimes. They hate him and he is hurt they insulted him and disparaged him, so it could happen.

And then Trump is going to need 24/7 security the likes of which we've never seen.

But I am hopeful.


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Posted 13 November 2016 - 07:36 PM

Trump says he is going to unite the country.

Fully exposing just how pedo infested the upper echelons of power are would be one way to do it.

Edited by Yet Another Aussie Shitpoaster, 13 November 2016 - 07:36 PM.


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Posted 14 November 2016 - 12:24 AM

I've been following this pizzagate thing since it broke two weeks ago, and I feel like I'm turning into Will Graham or something. On the one hand, there's stuff on James Alefantis's Instagram that's genuinely disturbing and alarming. On the other hand, people on /pol/ are digging up social media profiles of people tangentially connected to the restaurant and trying to re-interpret a lot of seemingly innocuous pictures in a sexual way (look at this picture of a little girl in a shopping cart LIKE A CAGE).

The main thing this scandal reveals is the gigantic, impassible gulf between the culture of our elites and the rest of the country. Imagine if the local pizzeria owner in a tiny town in Middle America started posting weird sexual imagery like dicks cumming pizzas on his Facebook page, while advertising his restaurant as "kid-friendly." He'd be bombarded by hundreds of comments all saying "what the f**k is wrong with you, weirdo" and go bankrupt. In DC, apparently, posting your kink all over the Internet is no barrier to hosting parties for the presidential staff.

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Posted 14 November 2016 - 04:56 AM

We're getting closer.  The satanists are on the run now.  Its only a matter of time before they are brought to justice.

https://steemit.com/...parties-exposed

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Fun fact, Besta is "beast" in Portuguese. Beast Pizza ?

Portugal isn't particularly known for pizza , but certain circles know that the age of consent is 14 in Portugal.

Besta Pizza is 2 doors down from Comet Ping Pong :

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Their logo is the same as the pedophile symbol (nested triangles in a spiral pattern)

What more proof do you need?!?!   INVESTIGATE THIS s**t ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Edited by That One Guy, 14 November 2016 - 07:53 AM.


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Posted 14 November 2016 - 06:17 AM

View PostFlying Tiger Comics, on 13 November 2016 - 03:59 PM, said:

I am hopeful Trump will combine the JFK charisma with the RFK clean sweeping broom at Justice.

In the same way RFK turned up and declared war on the mafia, Trump has turned up... and God willing will declare war on the elite crimes. They hate him and he is hurt they insulted him and disparaged him, so it could happen.

And then Trump is going to need 24/7 security the likes of which we've never seen.

But I am hopeful.

Between the Secret Service and the threat of Pence as President, I ain't exactly worried.

In addition, Trump is well past his womanising phase (unlike JFK) and is in excellent health and can actually stand up (unlike JFK).

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Posted 14 November 2016 - 06:29 AM

There's a big gap in the released emails between 11-01-2006 and 05-04-2007.  McCann disappeared on 05-03-2007.  There aren't many before this time.  Many of the early emails involve Podesta's gmail account.  Were these emails simply exported to Podesta's server?  Was his gmail account hacked?  Is Wikileaks holding more back? I'd love to know.

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Posted 14 November 2016 - 06:46 AM

View Posttommy, on 14 November 2016 - 06:29 AM, said:

There's a big gap in the released emails between 11-01-2006 and 05-04-2007.  McCann disappeared on 05-03-2007.  There aren't many before this time.  Many of the early emails involve Podesta's gmail account.  Were these emails simply exported to Podesta's server?  Was his gmail account hacked?  Is Wikileaks holding more back? I'd love to know.

Maybe that's the dump that Assange promised would put Hillary in prison.

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Posted 14 November 2016 - 06:50 AM

View PostJC: Unpaid Emotional Labourer, on 14 November 2016 - 06:46 AM, said:

View Posttommy, on 14 November 2016 - 06:29 AM, said:

There's a big gap in the released emails between 11-01-2006 and 05-04-2007.  McCann disappeared on 05-03-2007.  There aren't many before this time.  Many of the early emails involve Podesta's gmail account.  Were these emails simply exported to Podesta's server?  Was his gmail account hacked?  Is Wikileaks holding more back? I'd love to know.

Maybe that's the dump that Assange promised would put Hillary in prison.

If so, the next release may come shortly after Trump takes the oath or, If they want to embarrass Obama, very shortly before then.

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Posted 14 November 2016 - 07:02 AM

Part of me wonders if the FBI isn't playing its own game in all of this: if they've got something more explosive than mishandled DoS emails on Weiner's device, it might make sense to stall and mill about until Trump is in place.  Unconfirmed reports and the gossip mill suggest something really, really bad was found on Weiner's device by the NYPD but who knows?

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Posted 14 November 2016 - 11:55 AM

imagine the amount of porn Weiner had...wouldn't want to be the team assigned to go through it trying to identify underage girls

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Posted 14 November 2016 - 12:04 PM

Have mentioned this here before but I actually knew a guy who worked as a fed tracking down child pornographers and rapists

He had PTSD from the job and retired early to take up woodworking or something; what he saw clearly wrecked him and last I heard he was still single even though he's a good-looking Chad with money

Agree with GFC that we need to pray for everyone involved in bringing these monsters to the gallows

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Posted 14 November 2016 - 12:09 PM

TOG, I don't understand pedophiles so I don't know if a year matters that much to them, but the age of consent is 15 in most of Europe. Germany is at 14 too. Some countries let you do non-penetrative sexual acts slightly earlier than the age of consent too.

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Posted 14 November 2016 - 12:11 PM

View PostA little backstory, on 14 November 2016 - 12:04 PM, said:

Have mentioned this here before but I actually knew a guy who worked as a fed tracking down child pornographers and rapists

He had PTSD from the job and retired early to take up woodworking or something; what he saw clearly wrecked him and last I heard he was still single even though he's a good-looking Chad with money

Agree with GFC that we need to pray for everyone involved in bringing these monsters to the gallows

Can't imagine having to be the guy who has to look at the evidence.


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Posted 14 November 2016 - 12:15 PM

View PostA little backstory, on 14 November 2016 - 12:04 PM, said:

we need to pray for everyone involved in bringing these monsters to the gallows


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Posted 14 November 2016 - 12:29 PM

Word is getting out, fam--and Yahoo just crawled the thread

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If we can get global elite pedo awareness out there by Inauguration Day then everyone in a position to blow it wide open will be much safer to do so; spread the word on Twitter etc. please

:trump: DRAIN THE SWAMP

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Posted 14 November 2016 - 01:00 PM

View PostTheOldOligarch, on 14 November 2016 - 12:09 PM, said:

TOG, I don't understand pedophiles so I don't know if a year matters that much to them, but the age of consent is 15 in most of Europe. Germany is at 14 too. Some countries let you do non-penetrative sexual acts slightly earlier than the age of consent too.

Thats disgusting.  Now you know why we had to create America.  


Jews say its ok to do it at 13.  

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