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Posted 13 January 2017 - 01:12 AM

View PostPLEASUREMAN, on 13 January 2017 - 01:10 AM, said:

a lot of these guys aren't that much older than me but there's a big generational thing with old cucks wanting their "respectable" politicians who all talk polite bullshit and have 105 IQs back

and a lot of them, their objection to Trump's declasse manners is its own hypocrisy...remember Bill Cosby grumpily calling Trump a fool and insisting he'll never be president?  then we learned about the Coz' history of raping women

Maybe he raped them classily, much like I imagine a C B rape would be

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 01:42 AM

well apparently he drugged them and then buttfucked them, I guess that's about as classy as rape gets

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 01:50 AM

View Postgoylentfactory6000000, on 13 January 2017 - 01:12 AM, said:

View PostPLEASUREMAN, on 13 January 2017 - 01:10 AM, said:

a lot of these guys aren't that much older than me but there's a big generational thing with old cucks wanting their "respectable" politicians who all talk polite bullshit and have 105 IQs back

and a lot of them, their objection to Trump's declasse manners is its own hypocrisy...remember Bill Cosby grumpily calling Trump a fool and insisting he'll never be president?  then we learned about the Coz' history of raping women

Maybe he raped them classily, much like I imagine a C B rape would be

It's funny that I really regret not getting to meet C B and have no fear of him- but he does seem to talk about zippers a lot.

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 02:19 AM

BA is a bit of a zipper nut, he's middle-aged yet still wears his replica Michael Jackson-Bad era leather jacket

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 01:52 PM

James Comey treats the HACKED ARE ELECTION meme with all the respect it deserves:

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Embattled FBI director James Comey has refused to clarify whether his organization is investigating Donald Trump’s ties to Russia in a closed briefing Friday for members of Congress, angering legislators who recall his high-profile interjections about Hillary Clinton during the 2016 presidential campaign, the Guardian has learned.

Comey’s lack of candor in a classified setting, intended to brief members on the intelligence agencies’ assessment that Russia interfered in the election to benefit Trump, follows a public rebuff this week to senators seeking clarification.

i.e., he saw the antics at the confirmation hearings and the inability of senators like McCain to keep information secret and said "f**k that s**t".

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In that earlier hearing, Comey said he would “never comment” on a potential FBI investigation “in an open forum like this,” raising expectations amongst some attendees of Friday’s briefing that Comey would put the issue to rest in a classified setting.

But according to sources attending the closed-door Friday morning meeting, that was not the case. As such, frustration with Comey was bipartisan and heated, adding to intense pressure on the director of the FBI, whose conduct in the 2016 election itself is now being investigated by an independent US justice department watchdog.

One source in the meeting said Comey would not answer “basic questions” about the FBI’s current investigative activities.

No one who wants to maintain the integrity of an investigation or the quality of his organization would.

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 03:13 PM

So the other night I had to listen to a Santa Claus looking guy pull a Meryl Streep and give an anti-Trump political speech in an entirely inappropriate venue, so I was like:

:hank:

But afterwards I found out he literally had a heart attack after Trump won and this was his first speech since, so then I was like:

:lolnig:

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 06:28 PM

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 06:31 PM

I guess Rosie missed the Army-Navy game.

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 07:08 PM

View PostDr. Hasslein, on 13 January 2017 - 06:31 PM, said:

I guess Rosie missed the Army-Navy game.

Twist: Air Force won :troll:

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 08:31 PM

My daughter just came back from the US.  She visited fam in Mass, PA, TX and Idaho.  All of them except for my sister, who is some kind of a half assed therapist for local gov or somesuch, are confirmed, rabid red hats.  Full on Trump Reich everywhere.  She said the whole country was just floating in joy.  Only time she heard anything anti Trump in person was when she was in LA on the way back home and some waitress muttered something about Mexis.  

My sister and her husband (a doc for the VA-- so both very much in the public sector) where completely retarded.  They live in Idaho and constantly refer to neo nazis who live there openly-- but they live in a Whitopia development filled with SWPLs.  They actually cried when Obama gave his goodbye speech.  Worse, they insisted on debating her and everything was political-- the topic didn't matter.  Then they claimed she couldn't understand what she was saying because she lives in Australia.  My daughter graduated with honors from a real university and makes big bucks for her age.  When they kept being assholes and wanting to argue with her, she just said she told them "Yeah, but we won."  It totally silenced them.  Depressing thing is they have three great daughters who will be brainwashed before they start middle school.

I told her I thought I was lucky because at least her mother and I had Reagan.  Now she'll have Trump for 8 years and it will be the defining political experience of her lifetime.  And I get Trump and Reagan before the dirt nap (and yeah, Trump is 10x better).

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 10:35 PM

I love your avatar, Straya.

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 04:48 AM

:lolno:

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The saintly Obama departs, leaving the holy site to be desecrated by the heretical Philistine Trump

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 09:11 AM

These same people think it's terribly uncouth to discuss Yemeni children being incinerated by a drone strike conducted on behalf of fag-chopping pederasts, at absolutely no benefit or meaning to the United States

"Gustavo Vilsener?" Sorry friend, we have plenty of Americans who can draw poorly here. You have to go ba-

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 09:56 AM

lol look at this Schlomo:

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 10:04 AM

View PostGabourey Sidibe, on 13 January 2017 - 08:31 PM, said:

My daughter just came back from the US.  She visited fam in Mass, PA, TX and Idaho.  All of them except for my sister, who is some kind of a half assed therapist for local gov or somesuch, are confirmed, rabid red hats.  Full on Trump Reich everywhere.  She said the whole country was just floating in joy.  Only time she heard anything anti Trump in person was when she was in LA on the way back home and some waitress muttered something about Mexis.  

My sister and her husband (a doc for the VA-- so both very much in the public sector) where completely retarded.  They live in Idaho and constantly refer to neo nazis who live there openly-- but they live in a Whitopia development filled with SWPLs.  They actually cried when Obama gave his goodbye speech.  Worse, they insisted on debating her and everything was political-- the topic didn't matter.  Then they claimed she couldn't understand what she was saying because she lives in Australia.  My daughter graduated with honors from a real university and makes big bucks for her age.  When they kept being assholes and wanting to argue with her, she just said she told them "Yeah, but we won."  It totally silenced them.  Depressing thing is they have three great daughters who will be brainwashed before they start middle school.

I told her I thought I was lucky because at least her mother and I had Reagan.  Now she'll have Trump for 8 years and it will be the defining political experience of her lifetime.  And I get Trump and Reagan before the dirt nap (and yeah, Trump is 10x better).

IMO, this election was one horrible case of blue balls after the other. During the primary I was waiting for him to win and after he won, I was waiting for him to win the election and after he won the election I've been waiting for Inauguration Day. Each day until the 20th feels like a month. He's done so much already, I can't wait to see what he does when he finally takes office.

I can't wait until Inauguration Day, it's been an insane 2 years.

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 10:16 AM

View PostClear Eyes: Free Fallin, on 14 January 2017 - 10:04 AM, said:


IMO, this election was one horrible case of blue balls after the other. During the primary I was waiting for him to win and after he won, I was waiting for him to win the election and after he won the election I've been waiting for Inauguration Day. Each day until the 20th feels like a month. He's done so much already, I can't wait to see what he does when he finally takes office.

I can't wait until Inauguration Day, it's been an insane 2 years.

Blue balls? Show a little appreciation for how great the foreplay has been.

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 10:18 AM

:lol:

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 05:53 PM

...but comics are for children and retards.

ooo-kayyy.

Memes are the largest graphic novel in human history.

And the world's most awesome comic book superhero: Donald Trump.

It only makes sense, disney and warner comics put Obama on the cover and in the stories. They awoke some sort of odd mystical force of the collective unconscious and it all focused in on Trump through the intermediary of Kek (PBUH).



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