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#701 Navalinfantry ; Tricked by the KoC

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Posted 16 May 2017 - 09:01 PM

You say Judaism , I say Journalism , let's call the whole thing off .

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 04:35 PM

I wish I was still on Twitter so I could put this in every tweet thread by a trickle-down media whore.

Journalists drink too much, are bad at managing emotions, and operate at a lower level than average, according to a new study

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Journalists' brains show a lower-than-average level of executive functioning, according to a new study, which means they have a below-average ability to regulate their emotions, suppress biases, solve complex problems, switch between tasks, and show creative and flexible thinking.


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 04:37 PM




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Posted 23 May 2017 - 05:07 PM

http://www.nbcwashin...-423882894.html

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For the second time in 24 hours, the first lady appears to brush off her husband's hand, effortlessly reaching to brush a stray hair from her eye as she starts to walk down the stairs by herself. It wasn't clear if Melania Trump saw the gesture. The president, not seeming flustered by the move, places a hand on her back to support her.

These are the things the media cares about. Forget Manchester. Forget stagnant incomes and unemployment. Forget crazy fat gooks in Shitty Korea. They literally can't even that the First Lady may have decided it wasn't appropriate to hold hands or just didn't feel like it. TRUMP LITERALLY ATTEMPTS TO RAPE MELANIA.

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Posted 23 May 2017 - 05:34 PM

View PostNavalinfantry, on 16 May 2017 - 09:01 PM, said:

You say Judaism , I say Journalism , let's call the whole thing off.

JEWnalism

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Posted 24 May 2017 - 07:03 PM

Republican candidate 'body-slams' Guardian reporter in Montana

https://www.theguard...a?CMP=edit_2221

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The Republican candidate for Montana’s congressional seat slammed a Guardian reporter to the floor on the eve of the state’s special election, breaking his glasses and shouting, “Get the hell out of here.”

Ben Jacobs, a Guardian political reporter, was asking Greg Gianforte, a tech millionaire running for the seat vacated by Ryan Zinke, about the Republican healthcare plan when the candidate allegedly “body-slammed” the reporter.

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“I’m sick and tired of you guys,” Gianforte said. “The last guy who came here did the same thing. Get the hell out of here. Get the hell out of here. The last guy did the same thing. Are you with the Guardian?”

“Yes! You just broke my glasses,” Jacobs replied.

“The last guy did the same damn thing,” Gianforte said.

“You just body slammed me and broke my glasses,” Jacob said.

“Get the hell out of here,” Gianforte yelled.

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Apparently a Republican candidate body-slammed this slimy heeb (I'm guessing) for asking a question about healthcare. Unfortunately we only have audio of it, still hilarious to hear this f****t whimpering about his glasses :holocaust:



Here's Gianforte's campaign statement:



Shitlibs in the replies are saying the audio contradicts his statement but we can't really tell either way and who really cares if some trickle-down media whore got body-slammed, I hope it happens more often.

Edited by Mass Grave Robber, 24 May 2017 - 07:03 PM.


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 07:19 PM

Lol f**king redditors

https://www.reddit.c...rdian_reporter/

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[–]imagepoem[S] [score hidden] 56 minutes ago*
...and Gianforte is the candidate Trump has been robocalling in support of today.

[–]31theoriesMichigan [score hidden] 55 minutes ago
It all fits together perfectly, doesn't it?

I'm sure this is just a coincidence: https://imgur.com/a/vwOhs

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[–]lofi76Colorado [score hidden] 52 minutes ago
Curious if Gianforte is a bigoted rapist like trump, or if they just share their bully aspect.

[–]mrdude817New York [score hidden] 52 minutes ago
Assault and battery. Lock him up.

[–]cyanocittaetprocyon [score hidden] 45 minutes ago
Yep. Lock him up. Lock him up.

[–]ArePolitics [score hidden] 43 minutes ago
Seriously. When will he be arrested? Everyone is talking about this like a political matter. What Gianforte did is criminal assault.

THOSE VAPID JOCKS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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[–]kneeco28 [score hidden] 50 minutes ago
I was upset but also like wtf/laughing about this story until I heard that audio. Jesus. That was a genuine attack. f**k. It's heartbreaking. Jesus.

:lolnig:

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[–]watchout5 [score hidden] 37 minutes ago
What the f**k is so important about someone's politics that the need to break the glasses of a reporter to express it? This is hatred. This is a congressman who gets off on hurting people. Why the f**k are free thinking people voting for this garbage.

[–]Cheeseaholic419 [score hidden] 31 minutes ago
free thinking
You answered your own question. They vote for him because he has that magic R next to his name, because their pastor told them Ds literally kill babies and will take their guns.

I would vote for him on the sole basis of him body-slamming some nerd Guardian reporter, I'm sure many others would as well

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Posted 24 May 2017 - 07:30 PM

Somehow I don't see this reporter getting far with his case in Montana. Sounds like he committed misdemeanor assault and trespassing breaking into this guys office to shove a mic in his face.

Can't imagine an elected prosecutor going after Gianforte. I still can't wait for the "right" to bring the full power of anarcho-tyranny to bear.

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Posted 24 May 2017 - 07:48 PM

:killjournos:

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Posted 24 May 2017 - 08:07 PM

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[–]kneeco28 [score hidden] 50 minutes ago
I was upset but also like wtf/laughing about this story until I heard that audio. Jesus. That was a genuine attack. f**k. It's heartbreaking. Jesus.

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What the f**k is so important about someone's politics that the need to break the glasses of a reporter to express it? This is hatred. This is a congressman who gets off on hurting people. Why the f**k are free thinking people voting for this garbage.
We're reaching levels of soy that shouldn't even be possible.

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Posted 24 May 2017 - 08:23 PM

Let's hope bodyslamming is only the beginning. I want to see journalists stone cold stunnered, German suplexed, tombstone pile drived, sweet chin musiced or even camel clutched.

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Posted 24 May 2017 - 08:24 PM

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Posted 24 May 2017 - 08:43 PM

http://www.foxnews.c...m-reporter.html

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At that point, Gianforte grabbed Jacobs by the neck with both hands and slammed him into the ground behind him. Faith, Keith and I watched in disbelief as Gianforte then began punching the man, as he moved on top the reporter and began yelling something to the effect of "I'm sick and tired of this!"

:lol: sounds like a tumblr s**t-that-didnt-happen.txt

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Posted 24 May 2017 - 08:50 PM

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for some reason I got banned from r/politics

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Posted 24 May 2017 - 08:59 PM

A forensic reenactment of the vicious attack:


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Posted 24 May 2017 - 09:04 PM

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Posted 24 May 2017 - 09:06 PM

#ThankYouJews

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Posted 24 May 2017 - 11:17 PM

Only got misdemeanor assault



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Posted 25 May 2017 - 02:12 AM

View PostResident Autistic Fact Checker, on 24 May 2017 - 07:30 PM, said:

Somehow I don't see this reporter getting far with his case in Montana. Sounds like he committed misdemeanor assault and trespassing breaking into this guys office to shove a mic in his face.

Can't imagine an elected prosecutor going after Gianforte. I still can't wait for the "right" to bring the full power of anarcho-tyranny to bear.

Are you allowed to taser people that trespass and refuse to leave after a warning?

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 02:51 AM





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