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#37641 Jewish_Neocon

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 05:04 PM

View PostGlencoe Massacre Denier, on 10 August 2018 - 04:15 PM, said:

View PostPangur Springs Exults and Kills, on 10 August 2018 - 03:55 PM, said:

View PostJane: Baby Putin-Pawn Authoritarian, on 10 August 2018 - 03:23 PM, said:

Even cucks like Graham have circled the wagons.

Presidents never look weak when punishing some foreign shithole for detaining Americans. The fact that it's Turkey makes it even better. The fact that :dumbama: handled things like this in such a weak way probably doesn't hurt.

At this point GEOTUS should further demand a surrender of Constatinople to Christians as punishment for their insolent delays.

Eat s**t turklets
And North Cyprus

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 05:21 PM

Republican Troll Game on Point



TRIGGER WARNING

Even Ted Cruz is getting in on the action





TRIGGER WARNING

Edited by Tariff Pillow Talk with RexLex, 10 August 2018 - 05:26 PM.


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 05:32 PM

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#37644 Master of Disaster

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 05:41 PM

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

https://www.bloomber...america-s-clout

U.S. Oil Vanishing From Chinese Tariffs Reveals America's Clout

The removal of U.S. crude from goods targeted by Chinese tariffs is a sign that America has become too big to ignore in the oil market.

Less than two months after threatening to impose levies on imports of U.S. crude, the world’s biggest oil buyer has now spared the commodity. Only fuels such as diesel, gasoline, propane will be hit with duties on Aug. 23, according to China’s commerce ministry. That’s after the nation’s buyers, including top refiner Sinopec, began shunning American supplies to avoid the risk of tariffs.

China’s original plan to target U.S. crude came at an inopportune time for the country’s buyers. Sinopec’s trading unit, Unipec, was embroiled in a dispute with Saudi Arabia, saying the producer’s prices were costly and cutting purchases just as it was boosting American imports. Two months on, refiners were faced with the risk of supply disruptions from Iran to Venezuela and paying more to take advantage of booming U.S. output.


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 07:53 PM

Turkey doubled down on stupid....with Donald Trump.  Turkey's gonna need a new sultan sooner rather than later.

https://www.zerohedg...-terrorist-ties

A group of lawyers aligned to Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has filed formal charges against a number of US Air Force officers who are stationed at Turkey’s Incirlik Air Base. The complaint accuses them of having ties to terrorist groups, and of being in league with the banned Gulenist organization.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:18 PM

View PostJane: Baby Putin-Pawn Authoritarian, on 10 August 2018 - 03:23 PM, said:

View PostHeimat, on 10 August 2018 - 06:59 AM, said:



Remember that Trump wants Pastor Brunson home.  Turkey could simply release him, but are stubborn and fanatically anti-Christian.





Even cucks like Graham have circled the wagons.



I can only hope that I'm not the only one irritated by Lindsey referencing "the Trump Administration" rather than "the United States Government"

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:55 PM

View PostTariff Pillow Talk with RexLex, on 10 August 2018 - 05:21 PM, said:



He also confessed to being DB Cooper.  Wonder how he survived the jump?



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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:36 PM

The Turkey situation is further proving Trump is the spiritual successor to Theodore Roosevelt:

https://en.wikipedia...icaris_incident

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US president Theodore Roosevelt was angered by the kidnapping, and felt obliged to react. His Secretary of State, John Hay, described the demands as "preposterous". At the urging of Hay and the Consul-General of Tangier, Samuel R. Gummere, Roosevelt dispatched seven warships under the command of Admiral French Ensor Chadwick, and several Marine companies, commanded by Major John Twiggs Myers, though with little idea of what US forces could achieve on such hostile foreign soil. They were not to be used without express orders from Washington; the only plan for using them was to seize the custom-houses of Morocco, which supplied much of its revenue, if the Moroccan government did not fulfill the demands of the United States, which were to make the concessions necessary to persuade Raisuli to release Perdicaris, and to attack Raisuli if Perdicaris were killed anyway. The only Marines actually to land on shore were a small detachment of a dozen men, carrying only sidearms, who arrived to protect the Consulate and Mrs. Perdicaris

:trump: Speak softly and carry a big set of nuts

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:00 PM

View PostJane: Baby Putin-Pawn Authoritarian, on 10 August 2018 - 03:23 PM, said:

View PostHeimat, on 10 August 2018 - 06:59 AM, said:



Remember that Trump wants Pastor Brunson home.  Turkey could simply release him, but are stubborn and fanatically anti-Christian.


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Brunson alive, or Erdogan dead!



Peak John Milius was Brian Keith playing Teddy Roosevelt as written by Milius.


Edited by Cinco Jotas, 10 August 2018 - 11:25 PM.


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Posted 11 August 2018 - 08:00 AM





There’s literally no one the NYT won’t cuddle up to to own Drumpf.

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 08:32 AM

hopefully this is the first step in the dissolution of NATO, don't forget the SPACE FORCE is on the way and surely coming with plenty of Military Industrial Complex gibs.

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 06:56 PM



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Posted 11 August 2018 - 07:09 PM

I am old enough to remember when no national newspaper would endorse Trump and he still won the Presidency.

Imagine being this useless and still play-acting that what you do matters. Imagine the microscopic size of their collective and individual egos. Imagine how tissue paper thin their self-esteem must be.

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 07:29 PM

To prove that the media is not a unified front dedicated to overthrowing the duly elected president of the United States, this Thursday the media will take a break from uniformly condemning the president and instead launch a coordinated editorial campaign to overthrow the president.

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 07:58 PM

View PostJane: Baby Putin-Pawn Authoritarian, on 11 August 2018 - 08:00 AM, said:


There’s literally no one the NYT won’t cuddle up to to own Drumpf.

Colluding with a hostile foreign dictator

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 09:49 PM

I'll bet these unread op-ed columns will really turn opinion around on Drobald Prummft

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 08:28 AM

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View PostKG: Womp Nationalist, on 10 August 2018 - 01:29 PM, said:

we just gotta promise to build a church's chicken on mars and they'll fall into line

You meant Popeye's Chicken.  You ever actually been around black folks or what?

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 09:32 AM

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 10:06 AM

View PostTariff Pillow Talk with RexLex, on 11 August 2018 - 07:09 PM, said:

I am old enough to remember when no national newspaper would endorse Trump and he still won the Presidency.

Imagine being this useless and still play-acting that what you do matters. Imagine the microscopic size of their collective and individual egos. Imagine how tissue paper thin their self-esteem must be.

aren't you forgetting the paper of record?

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 12:57 PM

View PostBaron Finkelstein and the Goy from Hell, on 12 August 2018 - 10:06 AM, said:

aren't you forgetting the paper of record?

Great point. I wouldn't be surprised if The Inquirer has more pull on election day than the NYT.

:trump: (to Normie rally-goers) They think they are the elite! No, YOU are the elite!



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