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#37621 Jack of All Hates

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:13 AM

Like mushrooms:

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After Being Destroyed, Trump's Walk of Fame Star Multiplies

Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame — destroyed on several occasions by detractors who sometimes wield a pick-ax — mysteriously multiplied over night so that on Thursday morning there were several dozen stars.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:05 AM

View PostRegime Loyalist, on 10 August 2018 - 09:02 AM, said:

While MSNBC is busy parading retired shuttle pilot Mark "Gabby's husband" Kelly around, boldly declaring the "Space Community" is firmly against President Trump's SPACE FORCE, America's premier Space Chad weighs in:



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Petition to make Buzz the first honorary Space Shuttle Door Gunner

#37623 KG: Womp Nationalist

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:13 AM

can confirm that making mock 80s sci-fi space force recruitment posters/propaganda is a lot of fun

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:22 AM

The uneasy Russia-Turkey-Iran agreement that have been forming for few months may now come to an end.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:29 AM

View PostGWB: Assad Rape Brigades, on 10 August 2018 - 11:22 AM, said:

The uneasy Russia-Turkey-Iran agreement that have been forming for few months may now come to an end.

Not even a drunk slav will partner with a poor loser.

#37626 Cocaine Mitch

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 12:35 PM

As typical with anything President Trump does or says, the liberals, weak conservatives, and non-voting bugmen and bugwomen between 600-calorie latte sips are mocking and will mock the Space Force idea.

Before we get started, yes, we should focus on taking care of our citizens' needs, security our border, paying down the debt, fixing trade imbalances, crushing ISIS and other bastards, etc., etc., etc. That's not the point.

Remember when the President discussed Dreamers and said something like "I want our children to be dreamers"? Space Force is dreaming. It's dreaming big. It's giving our country hope. We have nothing that unifies us. Not even sports unifies us anymore. Maybe I'm too young (a millenial f****t, after all), but every time I read, see or hear about space, it's always some epic feeling I get. Whether it's Nolan's Interstellar or Neil Armstrong walking on the moon, I get this feeling in my gut that I cannot describe here. Maybe Buzz Aldrin can describe it, and that's why we should at least listen to guys like him instead of Mr. Guncontrol Giffords.

Space Force is the beginning of what scifi writers have written about for decades. Militant Nazis in Spacesuits, the left will mock. No, it's destroying nukes shot from a rogue nation, identifying asteroids (do you know how many of those we never spot until they actually pass the Earth? Like 99% of them!) that threaten the planet (insert Armageddon joke here, libfag), traveling back to the moon or to Mars or the edges of our solar system. Every idea for something big starts somewhere, and the Golden Don won't see it in his lifetime. Don Jr. perhaps in his lifetime. Barron may be the first commander.



#37627 Jane: Baby Putin-Pawn Authoritarian

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 12:41 PM

View PostCocaine Mitch, on 10 August 2018 - 12:35 PM, said:

Before we get started, yes, we should focus on taking care of our citizens' needs, security our border, paying down the debt, fixing trade imbalances, crushing ISIS and other bastards, etc., etc., etc. That's not the point.

They made the same argument about the Moon Launch.

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In the long run, we took their advice.  Today we'd be hard-pressed to go back to the Moon.  Meanwhile, blacks have gotten so fat that rickets is the least of their problems.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 01:03 PM

View PostMonkfish, on 10 August 2018 - 07:57 AM, said:

Gonna rant here. I REALLY hate Turks. I'm fiercely anti-war, especially in cousin-match.com, but the prospect of Turkey crumbling into economic ruin and then being relentlessly carpet bombed fills me with overwhelming joy.

Turks are lazy, pompous, hot-tempered heathens with a chip on their shoulder. Anything that can be said about Mexicans, blacks, and Jews in the US applies even more so to the Turk, who seems to embody the very worst traits and behaviors of each group burdening us. You can find hospitality and generosity in the most remote corners of the continent of dick washers and the Arab world, but the Turk won't piss on you to put out a fire. They're cut-throat thirst buckets funneling death and destruction into Europe as much today as the last 6 centuries.

They smell like dog s**t, turn beautiful European cities into third-world slums, and maintain a pompous loyalty to no one but themselves. Even more disgusting than their stench, loudness, appearance, and public behavior is the Turkish language, an experiment in adding as many umlaut ö's and ü's to their death rattle words as possible. Completely worthless roaches.

Put America to work crafting millions of  impalement spikes.

Signed, my brother.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 01:04 PM



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Posted 10 August 2018 - 01:13 PM

Gil Scott-Heron didn't know the untold story.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 01:24 PM

View PostJane: Baby Putin-Pawn Authoritarian, on 10 August 2018 - 12:41 PM, said:

View PostCocaine Mitch, on 10 August 2018 - 12:35 PM, said:

Before we get started, yes, we should focus on taking care of our citizens' needs, security our border, paying down the debt, fixing trade imbalances, crushing ISIS and other bastards, etc., etc., etc. That's not the point.

They made the same argument about the Moon Launch.

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In the long run, we took their advice.  Today we'd be hard-pressed to go back to the Moon.  Meanwhile, blacks have gotten so fat that rickets is the least of their problems.

Ah yes, the spic-nig cycle that keeps us from space.

#37632 KG: Womp Nationalist

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 01:29 PM

we just gotta promise to build a church's chicken on mars and they'll fall into line

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 02:14 PM

View PostKG: Womp Nationalist, on 10 August 2018 - 01:29 PM, said:

we just gotta promise to build a church's chicken on mars and they'll fall into line
If we told them the moon was made of watermelon instead of cheese they would have yelled at us for not getting to the moon faster.

#37634 Jane: Baby Putin-Pawn Authoritarian

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 03:23 PM

View PostHeimat, on 10 August 2018 - 06:59 AM, said:



Remember that Trump wants Pastor Brunson home.  Turkey could simply release him, but are stubborn and fanatically anti-Christian.





Even cucks like Graham have circled the wagons.




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Posted 10 August 2018 - 03:55 PM

View PostJane: Baby Putin-Pawn Authoritarian, on 10 August 2018 - 03:23 PM, said:

Even cucks like Graham have circled the wagons.

Presidents never look weak when punishing some foreign shithole for detaining Americans. The fact that it's Turkey makes it even better. The fact that :dumbama: handled things like this in such a weak way probably doesn't hurt.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 03:58 PM



I used to think he would start running out of material at some point.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 04:12 PM

View PostKG: Womp Nationalist, on 10 August 2018 - 01:29 PM, said:

we just gotta promise to build a church's chicken on mars and they'll fall into line

You meant Popeye's Chicken.  You ever actually been around black folks or what?

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 04:15 PM

View PostPangur Springs Exults and Kills, on 10 August 2018 - 03:55 PM, said:

View PostJane: Baby Putin-Pawn Authoritarian, on 10 August 2018 - 03:23 PM, said:

Even cucks like Graham have circled the wagons.

Presidents never look weak when punishing some foreign shithole for detaining Americans. The fact that it's Turkey makes it even better. The fact that :dumbama: handled things like this in such a weak way probably doesn't hurt.

At this point GEOTUS should further demand a surrender of Constatinople to Christians as punishment for their insolent delays.

Eat s**t turklets

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 04:32 PM

It's interesting how world leaders today seem to personify the national psyche of their countries -- Merkel (the childless autist), Teresa May (the crooked-toothed Ramadan enthusiast), and of course Trump, the confident, eccentric, self-made billionaire. If Erdogan embodies the Turkish psyche in the same way, you can expect him to puff up 300x his size at the slightest provocation and then back down into nothing when his opponent actually shows up to fight.

And for good measure, this gem of a study: https://theconversat...ally-last-56432

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It turns out the average time it takes to have sex—not including foreplay, but just measuring the time from insertion to ejaculation—is 5.4 minutes on average in the Netherlands, United Kingdom, Spain, Turkey, and the United States. The Turkish had less endurance than the rest of the world, with a 3.7-minute average, while the rest were in the six to seven-minute range.

:trump: SAD!

Sorry for the hate spamming, I REALLY f**king hate Turks.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 04:42 PM

View PostGlencoe Massacre Denier, on 10 August 2018 - 04:15 PM, said:

View PostPangur Springs Exults and Kills, on 10 August 2018 - 03:55 PM, said:

View PostJane: Baby Putin-Pawn Authoritarian, on 10 August 2018 - 03:23 PM, said:

Even cucks like Graham have circled the wagons.

Presidents never look weak when punishing some foreign shithole for detaining Americans. The fact that it's Turkey makes it even better. The fact that :dumbama: handled things like this in such a weak way probably doesn't hurt.

At this point GEOTUS should further demand a surrender of Constatinople to Christians as punishment for their insolent delays.

Eat s**t turklets

The turkroaches must be driven back into the Asian steppe and Anatolia returned to the rightful Byzantine owners.



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