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#20921 Money Vampire

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 01:25 PM

View PostOtto Skorzeny, on 10 January 2017 - 03:39 PM, said:

View PostFlying Tiger Comics, on 10 January 2017 - 02:47 PM, said:

It will be disappointing if Trump doesn't use the POTUS twitter account as a new bully pulpit, because if he does go shitlord on the POTUS account it will immediately end the media. No one will ever listen to them again because they will be able to get a hit direct from POTUS on twitter.

Probably though Trump will just be super professional with the official twitter.

I can't believe he will restrain himself though, the epic one liners will have to come out somewhere.

Solution, keep the old twitter account,

:trump: @POTUS "US-China trade deal is complete. Win-Win for both sides. China has great negotiators."

:trump: @realDonaldTrump "Nothing beats watching the other side of the table sweat and squirm."

Called it. Trump is using both Twitter accounts.

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The Obama team plans to shift the account to the Trump administration, but it appears that Trump is not interested in making it his main account. It is possible that Trump transition staff may use the @POTUS account for other purposes.

Trump admitted during the interview that although he plans to use Twitter less as President, he believes it is important to use it to challenge the press.
“I thought I’d do less of it, but I’m covered so dishonestly by the press — so dishonestly — that I can put out Twitter. … I can go bing bing bing … and they put it on and as soon as I tweet it out — this morning on television, Fox — ‘Donald Trump, we have breaking news,’” he explained.

We are a long ways past the point where we could trust anything that the media says about the God-Emperor. His twitter account is the only place to go for trust worthy information about him.

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 02:18 PM

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View PostFlying Tiger Comics, on 17 January 2017 - 03:23 AM, said:

Sorry thought I had copied the link along with the rest of the paste job.

And yes, it isn't 'new' but it is also not well known, and it f**king should be. Kasich, Jeb and the frightbat should all be drummed out of the GOP. But they won't be.

It's fake news. No link to actual email.

good policy is to ignore anything Flying Tiger Comics says about anything...he's at best clueless

Great advice! I mean, I'm here after all.


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Posted 17 January 2017 - 02:27 PM

View PostFlying Tiger Comics, on 17 January 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:

View PostPLEASUREMAN, on 17 January 2017 - 11:53 AM, said:

View PostPaladino 2024, on 17 January 2017 - 04:13 AM, said:

View PostFlying Tiger Comics, on 17 January 2017 - 03:23 AM, said:

Sorry thought I had copied the link along with the rest of the paste job.

And yes, it isn't 'new' but it is also not well known, and it f**king should be. Kasich, Jeb and the frightbat should all be drummed out of the GOP. But they won't be.

It's fake news. No link to actual email.

good policy is to ignore anything Flying Tiger Comics says about anything...he's at best clueless

Great advice! I mean, I'm here after all.

:lol: yes, you completed the signup form and then started instantly making bad posts

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 02:47 PM

Here's the video.



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It seems that they trained for this in Kiev and now are ready to organize a 'Maidan' in Washington not to let Trump assume office

Btw, the other leader standing there is the newly elected Moldovan president, who beat his pro-EU opposition.

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 03:02 PM



:goonthink: Who knew we were unbeloved by the Surfs?

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 03:21 PM

View PostLordLemur, on 17 January 2017 - 03:02 PM, said:

:goonthink: Who knew we were unbeloved by the Surfs?

The surfs are going to hang a lot more than ten.

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 03:38 PM

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Putin added: "I find it hard to believe that he rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world.”

This may be a mistranslation, but I sure hope not.

That's some f**king solid gold right there.

LOL, Putin's turning into Trump now.

Posted Image  We have the best prostitutes, don't we folks?  Solid gold golden showers, believe me.

Throw in Duterte Harry and it's a shitlord troika, they can hold Yalta Conference 2.0. Free helicopter rides will be provided for all journalists covering.

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 03:38 PM

View PostMace Dindu, on 17 January 2017 - 03:21 PM, said:

View PostLordLemur, on 17 January 2017 - 03:02 PM, said:

:goonthink: Who knew we were unbeloved by the Surfs?

The surfs are going to hang a lot more than ten.

:whitepower:

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 05:30 PM



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Posted 17 January 2017 - 06:39 PM

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 07:41 PM

Michael Moore's transformation into Vecna continues apace.

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 07:54 PM

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Plus: Rachel Maddow, Bill Maher, Dan Rather, Scott Baio, Billy Eichner, Glen Beck, Stephen Baldwin, Dr Phil, Omarosa and more

Continuing to prove that his conservatism was just a vehicle for histrionic losing.

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 08:02 PM

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Plus: Rachel Maddow, Bill Maher, Dan Rather, Scott Baio, Billy Eichner, Glen Beck, Stephen Baldwin, Dr Phil, Omarosa and more

Daaaaayum dat girl must not have gotten a DC job.




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Posted 17 January 2017 - 08:02 PM

View PostJourdan, on 17 January 2017 - 07:41 PM, said:

Michael Moore's transformation into Vecna continues apace.

Classic DnD reference. :whitepower:

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 08:15 PM

View PostCurrent Year Wash, on 17 January 2017 - 08:02 PM, said:

View PostJourdan, on 17 January 2017 - 07:41 PM, said:

Michael Moore's transformation into Vecna continues apace.

Classic DnD reference. http://www.blindpani...humor/vecna.htm


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Posted 17 January 2017 - 08:19 PM

View PostEsoteric Reagan Cultist, on 17 January 2017 - 07:54 PM, said:

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Plus: Rachel Maddow, Bill Maher, Dan Rather, Scott Baio, Billy Eichner, Glen Beck, Stephen Baldwin, Dr Phil, Omarosa and more

Continuing to prove that his conservatism was just a vehicle for histrionic losing.

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 08:27 PM

View PostSaucer Lord, on 17 January 2017 - 06:39 PM, said:

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My favorite thing about this cover is the absurdity of every single person.

Starting from the left, I can assure you that this strong African street warrior would not let Michael Moore get anywhere near his $700 boots, let alone touch him on the shoulder.
Then Michael Moore, actually wearing a collared shirt. Yeah right.
Some nasty Jewess who does not appear to be either powerful or dangerous.
Some post-wall dyed blonde who definitely does not enjoy doing any sort of "work".
Van Jones holding up a black power fist crushing the American flag. No, actually that one's pretty accurate.


Edited by citizen_beyond, 17 January 2017 - 08:36 PM.


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Posted 17 January 2017 - 08:33 PM

I'm actually kind of starting to get annoyed with all this Trump butthurt. At first it was all like HAHAH omg liberal tears, so delicious. Now it's like that annoying fly who is too bold and keeps landing on the corner of your mouth and you're like OK motherfucker. I tolerated you before but now I'm on a mission to find you and f**king destroy you. I know I'm always an "early adopter" when it comes to genocide but I would like to think in a few more years the normies will be feeling the same way. Anti-Trump rage is tired. I'm getting sick of the whining to the point where anyone with kids knows at first it's kind of funny and then you transition into "I'll give you something to f**king cry about" ...

The constant attacks in the media and the constant melt downs. The outright violence being acceptable towards Trump supporters.

Rather than having the YEAH WE'RE GONNA MAKE EM SORRY THEY VOTED FOR TRUMP effect. It's about to turn into the "Oh f**k we should have just left them alone because it can only get so much worse for us" effect.

We'll see what these f****ts get up to during the inauguration but they are rapidly approaching BLM levels of "whitelash" Don Lemon or Van Jones (who gives a f**k who said it, naggers all look the same) hasn't seen s**t once we get going. A real "whitelash" is approaching the station. Please stand clear of the closing doors.

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 08:44 PM

View Postcitizen_beyond, on 17 January 2017 - 08:27 PM, said:

View PostSaucer Lord, on 17 January 2017 - 06:39 PM, said:

Photo status: airbrushed the f**k up

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My favorite thing about this cover is the absurdity of every single person.

Starting from the left, I can assure you that this strong African street warrior would not let Michael Moore get anywhere near his $700 boots, let alone touch him on the shoulder.
Then Michael Moore, actually wearing a collared shirt. Yeah right.
Some nasty Jewess who does not appear to be either powerful or dangerous.
Some post-wall dyed blonde who definitely does not enjoy doing any sort of "work".
Van Jones holding up a black power fist crushing the American flag. No, actually that one's pretty accurate.

I thought that was Janet Reno not Michael Moore.

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 08:51 PM

View Postwomb raider, on 17 January 2017 - 08:44 PM, said:


I thought that was Janet Reno not Michael Moore.

God killed Janet Reno

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