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#16681 TheOldOligarch

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 04:44 PM

I was watching Reagan on TV and he was proposing to ban aids infected immigrants entry to America. Shitlibs booed. Lol. I guess the hunger for :afrosci: matters more than gays.

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 04:49 PM

View PostFlying Tiger Comics, on 17 October 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Scott Adams needs to stawp poasting. All he has left is tu quoque bullshit equating hillary's glaring guilt with Trump's denials of bad touch and it's f**king irritating.

And then he of course has to insist he is 1% as famous as Trump. Really? Seriously? Not even.

No link, everyone knows where to find the strangely brown stain on the internet's carpet.

What really needs to occur is for people to stawp poasting about Scott Adams

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 04:52 PM

View PostTheOldOligarch, on 17 October 2016 - 04:44 PM, said:

I was watching Reagan on TV and he was proposing to ban aids infected immigrants entry to America. Shitlibs booed. Lol. I guess the hunger for :afrosci: matters more than gays.

:gay: I want my conversion party to be exotic! Mr. Reagan let Dwkambe tear down my walls!

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 04:58 PM

View PostPanicking Blackpilled Anime Addict, on 17 October 2016 - 04:52 PM, said:

View PostTheOldOligarch, on 17 October 2016 - 04:44 PM, said:

I was watching Reagan on TV and he was proposing to ban aids infected immigrants entry to America. Shitlibs booed. Lol. I guess the hunger for :afrosci: matters more than gays.

:gay: I want my conversion party to be exotic! Mr. Reagan let Dwkambe tear down my walls!

:lol:  But, for the record guys: HIV infection rendered an applicant ineligible for a U.S. Immigration Visa until 2010, when it was changed via Presidential Executive Order by President Boyfucker Obvious



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Posted 17 October 2016 - 05:29 PM

Headline of drudge. He is really going for #WOKE

Edit to add: I jump into chat and you beat me to it.


Edited by meriwether, 17 October 2016 - 05:33 PM.


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Posted 17 October 2016 - 05:37 PM

View Postmeriwether, on 17 October 2016 - 05:29 PM, said:

Headline of drudge. He is really going for #WOKE

Edit to add: I jump into chat and you beat me to it.



what the f**k kind of creole was that nagger speaking. I hope that was a foreign language and not pidgin English, jfc

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 05:41 PM

They're just jealous the car had better fitting seat covers.

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 06:04 PM

View PostRicky Vaughn, on 17 October 2016 - 05:37 PM, said:

View Postmeriwether, on 17 October 2016 - 05:29 PM, said:

Headline of drudge. He is really going for #WOKE

Edit to add: I jump into chat and you beat me to it.



what the f**k kind of creole was that nagger speaking. I hope that was a foreign language and not pidgin English, jfc

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 06:07 PM

Welp, might have to vote Hillary now, looks like her price STARTS at 6 million:

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 06:42 PM

https://www.donaldjt...r-ethics-reform

perfect time for this to drop:

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Edited by Moxie: Free Legal Kills, 17 October 2016 - 06:43 PM.


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Posted 17 October 2016 - 06:44 PM




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Posted 17 October 2016 - 06:45 PM

The "registered foreign lobbyists" thing will be read as a dogwhistle for attacking the Israel Lobby.

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 06:47 PM

View PostFear Anxiety and Depression in the Age of Trump, on 17 October 2016 - 06:45 PM, said:

The "registered foreign lobbyists" thing will be read as a dogwhistle for attacking the Israel Lobby.

subtle dig at manafort?

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 07:08 PM

View PostPangur Springs Exults and Kills, on 17 October 2016 - 01:06 PM, said:

View PostHabakkuk Mucklewrath, on 17 October 2016 - 12:29 PM, said:

This is a great idea but he may run into a shortage of right-minded talent to staff such a venture considering the fact that all of the existing journalism departments, as well as dying legacy newspapers and all mainstream television news sources are 100% all-poz all the time.

I agree with you that it'll take effort, but there's no shortage of talent on the alt right. I could easily pick out twenty names of various posters here, all of whom are immediately capable of writing at a higher and deeper level than any midlevel f****t like Dave Wiegel. Instantly. We're more talented than these f****ts, and if Trump is hiring there's a deep, deep bench.

Exactly. The jew media is mediocre and stupid for same reason it's jewed: ethnic nepotism and the Jewish talent for self-promotion. It's an orobourus of Jews of middling talent hiring other Jews of middling talent, ad infinitum. Mediocre media jews are getting trolled to apoplexy for the same reason David Brock's Correct The Record can't get any memetic traction with $6 million in ZOG-bux, because we're smarter, quicker, and more persuasive writers.

Jews always underestimate the intelligence of gentiles, always. Leftists always underestimate the intelligence of conservatives, always. Reporters always underestimate the intelligence of their readers, always.  Put the three together: Jew leftist reporter, and you've got the perfect Dunning-Kruger machine. They're not experts in any field, not even writing, but they THINK they're experts in EVERY field.

Edited by Cinco Jotas, 17 October 2016 - 07:14 PM.


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Posted 17 October 2016 - 07:10 PM

View PostMoxie: Free Legal Kills, on 17 October 2016 - 06:42 PM, said:

https://www.donaldjt...r-ethics-reform

perfect time for this to drop:

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There go the retirement plans for thousands of insiders.  It would be tough for all of them to get seven-figure do-nothing sinecures (read: annuities) on Wall Street as reward for a career of whoring, especially after Trump gets through with the bankers.

There was no doubt, before, and this clinches it even further.  This fight is existential for both sides.  Trump knows that he has the whole regime against him; not just Big Government, but the press, the non-profits, academia, high finance, everyone in the managerial caste—in short, The Cool People™.  So why not take advantage of that to drum up more support from the humans?

Ron Paul wanted to shut these "people" down out of a conviction that sprung from head and heart.  Donald Trump will shut them down from a conviction of head, heart, and skin.  These people want to ruin him.  They've been trying to ruin him.

:taleb: These no-skin-in-the-game Cool People™ are in a fight with someone who has the means and the will (f**k you, you useless cuckservatives!) to make them pay for what they've done.

Edited by X.Y.Z Shlicklgruber, 17 October 2016 - 07:13 PM.


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Posted 17 October 2016 - 07:10 PM

:dumbama: I'm more of an expert in every field than all my expert advisors.

Doesn't necessarily just apply to Juden.

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 07:19 PM

New campaign ad from Trump. Save because this has been getting shoah'd all day.





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Posted 17 October 2016 - 07:34 PM

If the leaks continue until election day (they will), The Cunt will bleed out of her wherever to death.

The latest:

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 07:39 PM

More:

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And a bonus:

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[media]https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/788025190550691840[/media]

Edited by Counter-Genocide Commissar, 17 October 2016 - 07:51 PM.


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Posted 17 October 2016 - 08:02 PM

Not sure if this should go here or the Hillo-Bitch thread:



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