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#11181 Guapo

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 03:53 PM

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 04:07 PM

Their skulls would look beautiful adorning my dune buggy.  The mouth is perfect to run a pike though.

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 04:15 PM

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 05:45 PM

Numale smile / Soygrin
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Posted 10 January 2018 - 05:52 PM

There's nothing sadder than a fat person who dutifully wears their FitBit everywhere they go.

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(Btw, that's the Prime Minister of Norway. :lolno:)

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 06:23 PM

View PostPeak XOJane, on 10 January 2018 - 05:52 PM, said:

There's nothing sadder than a fat person who dutifully wears their FitBit everywhere they go.

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(Btw, that's the Prime Minister of Norway. :lolno:)

Trump didn't make her wear a head scarf. Very progressive of him.

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 06:27 PM

View PostGuapo, on 10 January 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

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If thou gaze long into the Soygrin, the kid's cereal and lego pieces will also gaze into thee.

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Posted 10 January 2018 - 06:39 PM

View PostGuapo, on 10 January 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

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Soylent Grin ISN'T people!

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:21 AM

View PostGuapo, on 10 January 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

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r/milliondollarextreme has been working hard to study this phenomenon and has produced several competiting theories, let's hope that MPC's alternative sociology can finally resolve this mystery.

Edited by David Duke's Totally Legit PhD, 11 January 2018 - 09:22 AM.


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:22 AM

View Posthate bumpkin, on 10 January 2018 - 01:19 PM, said:

View PostAlleged Person, on 10 January 2018 - 12:52 PM, said:

Perhaps this is the wrong thread, but why has this expression become the de facto nu-male smile? I remember decades ago my friends and I would make this face occasionally as a silly way to feign excitement, but we'd do it with real emotion and playfulness. It wasn't a fake pose used for photographs like it is now. Will this replace the current clenched-teeth dead-eyed smile that politicians and other media figures use? (see HRC for its most perfected form).

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If you look at the guy in the top left, it's not the same. The blue shirt guy in the middle is some sort of gaybo, obviously, but the guy on the bottom is making a pretty normal face, like he's saying a word. (Saying "Smile" will make a similar expression.)

The key difference is that he has an expression that a human might make.

Try stretching your face into the rictus the soyboys make.  It is the most unpleasantly painful grimace I've ever tried.  Very unnatural.

Even as an exaggerated "funny"  thing, it's weird because it mimicks no natural expression of surprise or joy.

Also I hate that cookie crisp f****t even more than this guy, my previous most loathed "human".

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 08:54 AM

Its the face from some stupid emoji.  These soy boys have started mimicking the expressions they see on their computers (that they stare at 18 hours a day).  Humans are social animals and learn their behaviors from watching and mimicking other people subconsciously. Nerds have started to mimic emoji.

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its this one.

Edited by Who Runs Barter Town?!?, 11 January 2018 - 12:49 PM.


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 09:47 AM

View PostGuapo, on 10 January 2018 - 03:53 PM, said:

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f**k, that picture is harrowing. Look at the two on the bottom (lulz) holding their Nintendo Thwitch goodies. All the other bois in the montage look like DreamWorks characters, but those two look touched by Kevin (Spacey or Clash).

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 01:57 PM

View Postcockbiter, on 10 January 2018 - 04:27 AM, said:

Clown world intensifies:

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These guys are from NC and a few years back a friend of mine had a chance to work on one of their videos. I was on set just helping to move equipment around when "Link" (the dark haired one) came up to us. My friend asked him if he got his name from the Zelda games and "Link" shot daggers at him. He said in a pissy voice "No, it was my grandfather's name" and he acted like a sour bitch the rest of the shoot.

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:08 PM

His grandfather probably got it from the Zelda games

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 03:32 AM

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 04:33 AM

View PostWho Runs Barter Town?!?, on 11 January 2018 - 08:54 AM, said:

Its the face from some stupid emoji.  These soy boys have started mimicking the expressions they see on their computers (that they stare at 18 hours a day).  Humans are social animals and learn their behaviors from watching and mimicking other people subconsciously. Nerds have started to mimic emoji.

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its this one.

Nailed it.  Nerds are always mining the internet for quirky frontier jibberish that they can then copy and emulate and pass off as their own to other nerds IRL.  However all the nerds are online in the current year +2 and they're all seeing the same cultural references at the same time so theres no originality, no character, no uniqueness - just the same quotes from the same latest episode of GoT.  Emulating emojis is just the latest iteration of this trend. Before this it was emulating anime characters and before that it was emulating saturday morning cartoon characters and sci fi characters.  These broken f****ts are brainwashed by jewish media 100%.  They cant wait for the next episode of Rick and Morty to come out so they can memorize it fast as possible to get all the snarky lines and regurgitate them back to their robot nerd friends so they can sound and act like the nerd actors they have been programmed by Hollywood to emulate.  This has been the problem with our culture since jews took it over about 100 years ago.  The jews demoralize the American population to control us; they make us feel weak, ineffective and worthless using tv advertisements to make it seem as if the only option to not be weak is to act like Sloth Rogan, or act like Will Smiff, or act like Ross from Friends.  All the ugly beta nerds are scurrying around trying not to look like ugly beta nerds and the best they can come up with is emulating Hollywood programming and mimicking cartoon facial expressions.  All they have to do is some light aerobic exercise, lift weights and eat right but they refuse.

Kill nerds,  :killjews:

Edited by That One Guy, 12 January 2018 - 05:08 AM.


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Posted 12 January 2018 - 06:14 AM

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So Portugal isn’t a shithole now?

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 06:48 AM

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View PostMGR: Indigenous Australian Health Researcher, on 12 January 2018 - 03:32 AM, said:

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So Portugal isn’t a shithole now?

:lolnig:

:trump: Careful!

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 07:38 AM

View PostMGR: Indigenous Australian Health Researcher, on 12 January 2018 - 03:32 AM, said:

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Enlarge the map, look over the Black Sea, ye mighty, and despair: the map's author hates Russia so much he recognizes Crimea as Russian territory :lol:

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