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Small-Souled Bugman: Morphology and Evolution
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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:40 PM

View Postcockroach, on 10 October 2017 - 06:34 PM, said:

Let's nail this down. A bugman is a city dweller who looks insectoid and dwells in small cramped spaces, what, like nano-micro capsule homes? And he buys mechanical keyboards. Does he like living in squalid conditions or is he really tidy? Would a bugman be ok with a few houseflies in the room? Can he live like that? Is he ok with visual clutter? Does he shun the great outdoors? Would a bugman have a dog or are they wary?

are trying to bugman the definition of bugman

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:48 PM

View Postcockroach, on 10 October 2017 - 06:34 PM, said:

[...] a city dweller [...] buys mechanical keyboards [...] squalid conditions [...] visual clutter [...] shun the great outdoors

gwerks btfo on so many levels

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 11:37 AM

Bugcouple.

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Yes, brand yourselves with the mascot of the latest iteration of a bloated film franchise, take a pic with all of the 'merch' you've accumulated because nerd consumerism is just so quirky but they're also being ironic, they are in on their own joke you see so that makes it alright.

Edited by Saucer Lord, 12 October 2017 - 02:00 PM.


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 03:18 PM

 Saucer Lord, on 12 October 2017 - 11:37 AM, said:

Bugcouple.

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Yes, brand yourselves with the mascot of the latest iteration of a bloated film franchise, take a pic with all of the 'merch' you've accumulated because nerd consumerism is just so quirky but they're also being ironic, they are in on their own joke you see so that makes it alright.

Didn't the trailer featuring this misshapen rodent only come out a couple of days ago? How have they already accumulated so much of this garbage?

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 03:21 PM

What's going on with her face?  It looks like someone else's head was shopped on there.

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 03:35 PM

Yeah, it looks big enough to be cut off and used as a buckler. Or its a man in woman face.

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 09:25 PM

:librage: My consumer choices ARE my identity DAD!

Edited by BPA: Xenoestrogen Aficionado, 12 October 2017 - 09:25 PM.


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 04:58 PM

View PostSaucer Lord, on 12 October 2017 - 11:37 AM, said:

Bugcouple.

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Yes, brand yourselves with the mascot of the latest iteration of a bloated film franchise, take a pic with all of the 'merch' you've accumulated because nerd consumerism is just so quirky but they're also being ironic, they are in on their own joke you see so that makes it alright.

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 05:37 PM

:lolnig: The matching tattoos

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Posted 15 October 2017 - 03:30 PM

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Posted 15 October 2017 - 04:57 PM

View PostSaucer Lord, on 12 October 2017 - 11:37 AM, said:

Bugcouple.

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Yes, brand yourselves with the mascot of the latest iteration of a bloated film franchise, take a pic with all of the 'merch' you've accumulated because nerd consumerism is just so quirky but they're also being ironic, they are in on their own joke you see so that makes it alright.

These things belong in dog cages.

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Posted 15 October 2017 - 07:08 PM

View PostICE on speed dial, on 15 October 2017 - 04:57 PM, said:

View PostSaucer Lord, on 12 October 2017 - 11:37 AM, said:

Bugcouple.

TRIGGER WARNING

Yes, brand yourselves with the mascot of the latest iteration of a bloated film franchise, take a pic with all of the 'merch' you've accumulated because nerd consumerism is just so quirky but they're also being ironic, they are in on their own joke you see so that makes it alright.

These things belong in dog cages.

They are literally branded like cattle.

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Posted 15 October 2017 - 08:55 PM

It's starting to cross over








:lolnig:

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Posted 15 October 2017 - 09:00 PM

 ElectricEinherjar, on 12 October 2017 - 03:18 PM, said:

 Saucer Lord, on 12 October 2017 - 11:37 AM, said:

Bugcouple.

Posted Image

Yes, brand yourselves with the mascot of the latest iteration of a bloated film franchise, take a pic with all of the 'merch' you've accumulated because nerd consumerism is just so quirky but they're also being ironic, they are in on their own joke you see so that makes it alright.

Didn't the trailer featuring this misshapen rodent only come out a couple of days ago? How have they already accumulated so much of this garbage?

Lootcrates my dude


 Shitlord HR Rep, on 15 October 2017 - 08:55 PM, said:

It's starting to cross over








:lolnig:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
It took less than three responses to get to "Sounds like a Marvel Superhero"

Edited by Gabe Blackman, 15 October 2017 - 09:15 PM.


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Posted 15 October 2017 - 09:35 PM

View PostBOA, on 12 October 2017 - 03:35 PM, said:

Yeah, it looks big enough to be cut off and used as a buckler. Or its a man in woman face.

Low sexual dimorphism is a bugman feature.

In some cases you will get reverse sexual dimorphism where the woman is larger and dominates the male. These sorts of couple tend to engage in 'pegging'.

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Posted 16 October 2017 - 05:32 AM

:pussy:: What is a bugman?

:gay:: Successful people.

:librage: :jewpuppet:: Some sort of shorthand for jew.

:goonthink:: It must be some sort of The Matricks reference? Like bluepilled? I thought it was a superhero.

:freud:: A reference to your tiny insignificant penis.

:clint:: Look in a mirror

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Posted 16 October 2017 - 03:32 PM

What is a bugman, asks the fat-faced 'historian' married to the homeliest woman in Germany.

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Posted 19 October 2017 - 02:23 PM

Haven't posted much here, but I recently came across a contribution to the field of bugman physiognomy that I thought I'd share with MPC :

Ernst Juenger:

What the liberal world conceived of as the "good" face was actually the delicate face: Nervous, movable, ever-changing and open to diverse influences and stimulations.
In contrast, the disciplined face is closed off; it has focus and is one-sided, concrete and rigid.

This is basically the famous s**tlib /non-s**tlib face dichotomy and would fit in those threads equally well. Posting it here because of the author's passion for entomology, a field he considered almost as important as literature and in which he was well regarded even by experts.

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 07:34 AM

Boxed in: life inside the 'coffin cubicles' of Hong Kong – in pictures

https://www.theguard...mes-in-pictures

Check out the hive of bugmen in the bug capital of the world, Hong Kong.  Small souled bugmen only need a a place to lie down.

https://www.theguard...ith:img-8#img-8

Edited by That One Guy, 20 October 2017 - 07:39 AM.


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Posted 20 October 2017 - 09:11 AM

Yo, these are all great bugman definitions, and imma let you finish, but the mustache had this s**t worked out in 1883.

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And thus spoke Zarathustra to the people:

It is time for man to set a goal for himself. It is time for man to plant the
seed of his highest hope.

His soil is still rich enough for it. But that soil will one day be poor and
exhausted, and no lofty tree will any longer be able to grow on it.

Alas. There will come a time when man will no longer launch the arrow
of his longing beyond man - and the string of his bow will have unlearned
to whir!

I say to you: you still have chaos in yourself.

Alas. There will come a time when man can no longer give birth to any
star. Alas. There will come the time of the most despicable man, who can
no longer despise himself.

Behold! I show you the last man.

"What is love? What is creation? What is longing? What is a star?" - so
asks the last man and blinks.

The earth has then become small, and on it there hops the last man
who makes everything small. His race is as ineradicable as the flea; the
last man lives longest.

"We have invented happiness", say the last men, and they blink.

They have left the regions where it was hard to live; for one needs
warmth. One still loves one's neighbor and rubs against him; for one
needs warmth.

Becoming ill and being distrustful, they consider sinful: one proceeds
carefully. He is a fool who still stumbles over stones or men!


A little poison now and then: that makes pleasant dreams. And much
poison in the end, for a pleasant death.

One still works, for work is entertaining. But one is careful lest the entertainment
should hurt one.
One no longer becomes poor or rich; both are too burdensome. Who
still wants to rule? Who still wants to obey? Both are too burdensome.

No shepherd and one herd! Everyone wants the same; everyone is the
same: he who feels differently goes voluntarily into the madhouse.

"Formerly all the world was insane", say the most refined, and they
blink.

They are clever and know all that has happened: so there is no end to
their derision. People still quarrel, but they are soon reconciled - otherwise
it might spoil their digestion.

They have their little pleasures for the day, and their little pleasures for
the night, but they have a regard for health.

"We have invented happiness," say the last men, and they blink.






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