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Small-Souled Bugman: Morphology and Evolution
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#21 Amulet Cracka Essence

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 10:06 PM

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View PostLe Exception/COCK SWALLOW FORM/Small Souled Bugmen, on 10 April 2017 - 09:53 PM, said:

The program you need to make .txt files is windows notepad ... so to make small-souled-bugmen.txt you simply paste that quote into notepad and save as "small-souled-bugmen"

You can also paste a 'link' to an "MPC forum thread" on a 'social media' in order to draw all good shitlords to this bright new culture jamming signal (WELL f**kING DONE TURK!!!)

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 10:15 PM

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I almost don't want to know because it's so beautiful but what does this mean

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(and escoexuakky bugwomen) 

"exosexual" is accidentally the most literally scientific term for the bugmen mating practices.

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 12:01 AM

View PostLe Exception/COCK SWALLOW FORM/Small Souled Bugmen, on 10 April 2017 - 09:53 PM, said:

The program you need to make .txt files is windows notepad ... so to make small-souled-bugmen.txt you simply paste that quote into notepad and save as "small-souled-bugmen"

I actually did this, it felt like becoming initiated into a mysterious sect

Turk's definition is really good, it gets at the avaricious pursuit of metrics and the limited, sterile ambition of achievement for its own sake...you wonder if the bugman gives himself evaluations (in lieu of soul-searching) and agrees with himself that he "exceeds expectations" and "surpasses goals"

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 01:22 AM

Small bugman, small bugman
Drives around in a hybrid sedan
Gets his meals from a soylent can
Small bugman

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
How many pounds can he bench press?
Who came up with small bugman?
Neotenous man, small bugman

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 01:33 AM

View PostFinnish Myrmetic Warrior, on 10 April 2017 - 10:15 PM, said:

View PostBumbling American, on 10 April 2017 - 05:48 PM, said:

I almost don't want to know because it's so beautiful but what does this mean

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(and escoexuakky bugwomen) 

"exosexual" is accidentally the most literally scientific term for the bugmen mating practices.

Shorn of context, "escoexuakky" looks like a Maltese word.

EDIT: or Basque

EDIT EDIT: or the name of a French anti-ship missile as pronounced by Puff Daddy after a half bottle of VSOP.

Edited by Doctor Shivago, 11 April 2017 - 01:38 AM.


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Posted 11 April 2017 - 01:59 AM

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 03:37 AM

View PostPLEASUREMAN, on 11 April 2017 - 12:01 AM, said:

View PostLe Exception/COCK SWALLOW FORM/Small Souled Bugmen, on 10 April 2017 - 09:53 PM, said:

The program you need to make .txt files is windows notepad ... so to make small-souled-bugmen.txt you simply paste that quote into notepad and save as "small-souled-bugmen"

I actually did this, it felt like becoming initiated into a mysterious sect

Turk's definition is really good, it gets at the avaricious pursuit of metrics and the limited, sterile ambition of achievement for its own sake...you wonder if the bugman gives himself evaluations (in lieu of soul-searching) and agrees with himself that he "exceeds expectations" and "surpasses goals"

Where is it? Can u share it here??

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 04:18 AM

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View PostGabe Blackman, on 10 April 2017 - 07:46 PM, said:

Another exemplar of lolbertarian as bugman

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i used to listen to this libertarian f****t in middle school before free talk live relocated to new hampshire for the free state project.  somewhere out there, there are recordings of this guy ranting about every citizen's inalienable right to f**k consenting 12 year olds and own nuclear weapons.  i'm not exaggerating.

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 06:06 AM

View PostTurkmenbashi, on 10 April 2017 - 09:07 PM, said:

View PostGabe Blackman, on 10 April 2017 - 07:46 PM, said:

Another exemplar of lolbertarian as bugman

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i used to listen to this libertarian f****t in middle school before free talk live relocated to new hampshire for the free state project.  somewhere out there, there are recordings of this guy ranting about every citizen's inalienable right to f**k consenting 12 year olds and own nuclear weapons.  i'm not exaggerating.

I don't doubt it. This is the same dork that thinks public parks were implemented so malcontents can go enjoy and smoke their pot. When he or others do this, he is quizzical when police show up and will often ask if the officer "am I being detained"

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 06:27 AM

View PostDoctor Shivago, on 11 April 2017 - 01:59 AM, said:

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I think I'm in the vicinity here: who is more of a small-souled bug man with a secret language

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Edited by Bumbling American, 11 April 2017 - 06:27 AM.


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Posted 11 April 2017 - 06:45 AM

Bugmen require a certain amount of disposable income obtained from a job that is not ever physically taxing or time-consuming because free time is nearly as important of a status signal as cutting edge consumer products. Plus it takes time to get those perfect pictures inside your $90/month gym, pictures of your $300 Olympic weightlifting shoes (that you don't need), and pictures of your brand new Triumph Bonneville (because old guys and rednecks ride Harleys and blacks ride riceburners) to poast on Instagram.

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 06:49 AM

Styleforum is striver bugman central.

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 08:03 AM

Excellent clarity on bugmen in this thread; I can't add to that, but I have a question: Why do people follow them? Elevate them to high positions? I can't believe it's just the idea that people want to be bugmen themselves on some level; they know what that approach to life means and don't want to pursue anything that distasteful. Is it as simple as: They don't recognize the tendency in themselves? Does the ideology of the bugmen outweigh the repulsiveness? What's going on?

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 08:10 AM

They're ambitious and pliable attention-seekers.

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 08:50 AM

To BA's question, I would assume bugmen don't start out that way. The bugman state is the post-metamorphosis state of a goon or faggotstriver. So their station is owed to either just being persistent and the person who showed up, or having the skillset only an obsessive person can develop.

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 08:52 AM

Bugmen are beta Patrick Batemans

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 09:01 AM

since this is the inspiration for the "small-souled bugman" phrase, maybe we should say something about it

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to me it looks like "middle manager who spouts corpspeak dictates but has no actual clue what she's doing and is unhappy with people who disagree with her"

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 09:19 AM

i had heard "small-souled bugmen" and seriously thought it was just a synonym for asians

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 09:59 AM

Being ant people and all I'd say asians have a deep spiritual connection with the bugman-no doubt this is somehow connected to the Bugmen's ultimate status symbol: asian gf.

Edited by haha yeah, 11 April 2017 - 10:07 AM.


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Posted 11 April 2017 - 10:11 AM

View Posthaha yeah, on 11 April 2017 - 09:59 AM, said:

Being ant people and all I'd say asians have a deep spiritual connection with the bugman-no doubt this is somehow connected to the Bugmen's ultimate status symbol: asian gf.

Implying bugmen and antpeople have spirit.


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