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Small-Souled Bugman: Morphology and Evolution
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Posted 10 April 2017 - 05:23 PM

Would like the help determine exact meaning of this since its getting so popular...

First: it means "bugmen" like an insect. NOT like an annoying or bothering person...

Second: seeking examples (pics , descriptions etc) of small-souled bugmen and your encounters with them

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 05:26 PM

I recomend looking at coment sections where you use Facebook to comment .... Tons of tiny-souled bugmen (and especially bugwomen) found on there ..... share pics / profiles of them In here

Edited by Le Exception/COCK SWALLOW FORM/Small Souled Bugmen, 10 April 2017 - 05:55 PM.


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 05:37 PM

TThis is levels of small-souled bugman'ism that scientists say shouldn't even be possible:

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 05:39 PM

(The tattoo, disgusting body , cow-like look in eyes , people with suitcases showing she's among rootless cosmopoliticans (probably leaving an air bnb), etc

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 05:48 PM

I almost don't want to know because it's so beautiful but what does this mean

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(and escoexuakky bugwomen) 


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 06:29 PM

I've noticed a trend recently where people walk around wheeling a small suitcase.  What is it with people schlepping so much junk around they need a wheeled suitcase?  Is it for body parts?  A small dead Christian infant?

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 06:37 PM

 Peter Blood, on 10 April 2017 - 06:29 PM, said:

I've noticed a trend recently where people walk around wheeling a small suitcase.  What is it with people schlepping so much junk around they need a wheeled suitcase?  Is it for body parts?  A small dead Christian infant?

Its great if you use the bus line to grocery shop.

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 06:52 PM

 Bumbling American, on 10 April 2017 - 05:48 PM, said:

I almost don't want to know because it's so beautiful but what does this mean

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(and escoexuakky bugwomen) 

This comes to mind as well:

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 06:59 PM

My first guess was Volapuk or Esperanto, both of which I would love to see RP learn

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 07:24 PM

 Le Exception/COCK SWALLOW FORM/Small Souled Bugmen, on 10 April 2017 - 05:23 PM, said:

Would like the help determine exact meaning of this since its getting so popular...

First: it means "bugmen" like an insect. NOT like an annoying or bothering person...

Second: seeking examples (pics , descriptions etc) of small-souled bugmen and your encounters with them

When I think of buggmen I always think of libertarians first. They want nothing more from life than to indulge their consumerist appetites, gorge themselves on pot and junk food, and transform everyone else into a soulless econobot for "MUH GDP".

Case in point f****t libertarian Jeffrey Tucker.

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He's written several articles where he waxes poetic about the wondrous beauty of shitty fast food chains.

He's also a f****t cuck who supports BLM.

Edited by Chrome, 10 April 2017 - 07:36 PM.


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 07:32 PM

"small-souled bugman" implies that the person has been cut off from their cultural roots, and totally subsumed into consumerist neoliberal hive.  they are totally lack any sort of sympathy for their ancestors folkways, higher spirituality, or passion.  if they do engage in activities that are somewhat human, they still are heavily tinged by global capitalism.  if they are a sportsfan, they will participate heavily in fantasy sports(which is obsessed with statistics, 'scientific' analysis of performance).  if they exercise, it will be all cardio, and tracked by fitbit and then uploaded to faceberg.  tastes in food, art, music, movies are predetermined by review aggregator sites like yelp, metacritic or rotten tomatoes.  political views only appeal to them if they seem 'rational,' and derived from the sort of conventional wisdom, economics influenced worldview seen in works like 'moneyball', nate silver's 538 blog, and 'freakonomics.'    

here are some good examples:

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bill simmons, lisping 888 sportswriter read by f****ts obsessed with sabermetrics and white NBA fans

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paul ryan

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greg mankiw, prominent neoliberal economist

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casey neistat, youtube vlogger/cnn employee/brand ambassador


sean evans, host of hot ones, has archetypal 'small souled bugman' personality-type.  can't quite put my finger on it, but i think you guys will pick up on it.

Edited by Turkmenbashi, 10 April 2017 - 08:00 PM.


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 07:46 PM

Another exemplar of lolbertarian as bugman

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And another. This one is almost a ratfaced man bugman combo

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Edited by Gabe Blackman, 10 April 2017 - 07:53 PM.


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 07:58 PM

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NPR's own Garrison Keillor, who has not started looking this way simply because he got old. It's always been thus.

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A twofer

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One bugmen and one healthy fella, albeit beleaguered

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 08:06 PM

 (((SINISTER NAZI ECHO))), on 10 April 2017 - 06:37 PM, said:

 Peter Blood, on 10 April 2017 - 06:29 PM, said:

I've noticed a trend recently where people walk around wheeling a small suitcase.  What is it with people schlepping so much junk around they need a wheeled suitcase?  Is it for body parts?  A small dead Christian infant?

Its great if you use the bus line to grocery shop.

Yeah, there are also, sadly, lots of homeless people these days and decreasing resources for them

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 08:54 PM

more characteristics of bugmen: probably works in a fortune 500 corporate environment, at least has bachelors from decent flagship university, is the type of person that would buy amazon echo and still use it after a month, talks regularly about netflix and prestige cable shows like game of thrones to 'break the ice,' member of at least one subscription service like blue apron or birchbox, has strong opinions on craft beer.  they engage in artisinal manhood where masculinity is defined by consumer choices(only SINGLE BLEND scotch whiskey, cigars, vintage safety razors.)   think of obama on the few occasions when he would 'present masculine'(e.g. when he would go on ESPN to banter with sportscenter hosts about his march madness bracket.)  an impenetrable milquetoast f****t who is totally empty once you remove the sum-total of his consumer choices, social signalling.  petraeus and kushner are solid entries.


Edited by Turkmenbashi, 10 April 2017 - 09:03 PM.


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 09:07 PM

 Gabe Blackman, on 10 April 2017 - 07:46 PM, said:

Another exemplar of lolbertarian as bugman

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i used to listen to this libertarian f****t in middle school before free talk live relocated to new hampshire for the free state project.  somewhere out there, there are recordings of this guy ranting about every citizen's inalienable right to f**k consenting 12 year olds and own nuclear weapons.  i'm not exaggerating.

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 09:24 PM

A great way to spot a bugman, beyond their immediate physiognomy, is to observe the way they move. The way they do so resembles a literal bug. Their eyes are constantly darting around, they're barely in place before they bounce to the next spot, and they fidget when they're not in transit.

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 09:44 PM

Turkmenabashi nailed it ... well done sir

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 09:47 PM

This is literally small-souled-bugmen.txt .... if anyone has the program to make .txt files I would laugh my ass off if you could do that with this and make small-souled-bugmen.txt a real file

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"small-souled bugman" implies that the person has been cut off from their cultural roots, and totally subsumed into consumerist neoliberal hive.  they are totally lack any sort of sympathy for their ancestors folkways, higher spirituality, or passion.  if they do engage in activities that are somewhat human, they still are heavily tinged by global capitalism.  if they are a sportsfan, they will participate heavily in fantasy sports(which is obsessed with statistics, 'scientific' analysis of performance).  if they exercise, it will be all cardio, and tracked by fitbit and then uploaded to faceberg.  tastes in food, art, music, movies are predetermined by review aggregator sites like yelp, metacritic or rotten tomatoes.  political views only appeal to them if they seem 'rational,' and derived from the sort of conventional wisdom, economics influenced worldview seen in works like 'moneyball', nate silver's 538 blog, and 'freakonomics.'



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Posted 10 April 2017 - 09:53 PM

The program you need to make .txt files is windows notepad ... so to make small-souled-bugmen.txt you simply paste that quote into notepad and save as "small-souled-bugmen"


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