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Posted 25 May 2017 - 02:03 PM



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Posted 25 May 2017 - 02:23 PM

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this fag reporter would gladly ruin the lives of just about anyone on this board if given the chance.

Yes.

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Posted 26 May 2017 - 06:11 PM

So, while I hate jews and I hate the press, oddly the explicitly jewish press tends to be superior to our standard implicitly jewish press.  In keeping with this tradition, the Jewish Telegraphic Agency did a story on the alt-right's reaction to the Gianforte affair, with hilarious results:

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Users of websites associated with the “alt-right” are cheering a Republican congressional candidate from Montana for allegedly body slamming Jewish reporter Ben Jacobs.

There was no indication that Greg Gianforte knew or cared that Jacobs was Jewish when he allegedly threw The Guardian political reporter to the ground on Wednesday evening and broke his glasses, leading to misdemeanor assault charges. But that has not stopped online commenters from making the connection on platforms frequented by the alt-right, a loose right-wing movement that includes white nationalists and anti-Semites.

A user on the neo-Nazi website The Daily Stormer posted an article by The Guardian, a London-based daily, about the incident with the title “Montana Republican Stands up to the Jewish Media.” The user commented, “I don’t know anything about this guy, but I can appreciate him treating the jewish media how it deserves to be treated.”

Responses included “Body slamming k*** media members should become standard for Republican candidates. It should be part of the party platform.” Also, “The night of the broken glasses won’t soon be forgotten,” an apparent reference to Kristallnacht, a Nazi pogrom considered the start of the Holocaust.


On 4chan, an online message board credited with launching the alt-right, threads about the incident frequently turned anti-Semitic, with comments like, “One day our patience will come to an end and then we will grab these insolent Jews by their throats and stuff their lying mouths shut!” and “Should’ve stomped the Jewlet.”

They even linked to the thread!  Really proud of the Stormer BBS today. :lol:

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Posted 26 May 2017 - 06:14 PM

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Posted 26 May 2017 - 06:35 PM

View PostSaucer Lord, on 26 May 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

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we can all, of course, imagine the headline if the data went the other way; pictures of walmart shoppers in scooters with the headline being "right wing people are fat"

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Posted 26 May 2017 - 06:53 PM

Being a weak pasty cuckold who looks like he has AIDS (But it wouldn't matter if he did, bigot!) is a virtue now. Great meme Vice.

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Posted 27 May 2017 - 09:10 PM

Nicholas Kristof, one of Carlos Slim's bloggers and courageous writer of the "When Whites Just Don’t Get It" series, made a post about child marriage in the US:

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11 Years Old, a Mom, and Pushed to Marry Her Rapist in Florida

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When she was a scrawny 11-year-old, Sherry Johnson found out one day that she was about to be married to a 20-year-old member of her church who had raped her.

“It was forced on me,” she recalls. She had become pregnant, she says, and child welfare authorities were investigating — so her family and church officials decided the simplest way to avoid a messy criminal case was to organize a wedding.

“My mom asked me if I wanted to get married, and I said, ‘I don’t know, what is marriage, how do I act like a wife?’” Johnson remembers today, many years later. “She said, ‘Well, I guess you’re just going to get married.’”

So she was. A government clerk in Tampa, Fla., refused to marry an 11-year-old, even though this was legal in the state, so the wedding party went to nearby Pinellas County, where the clerk issued a marriage license. The license (which I’ve examined) lists her birth date, so officials were aware of her age.
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Johnson, the former 11-year-old unwitting bride who is now fighting for Florida to set a minimum marriage age (there is none now), says that her family attended a conservative Pentecostal church and that other girls of a similar age periodically also married. Often, she says, this was to hide rapes by church elders.

She says she was raped by both a minister and a parishioner and gave birth to a daughter when she was just 10 (the birth certificate confirms that). A judge approved the marriage to end the rape investigation, she says, telling her, “What we want is for you to get married.”

“It was a terrible life,” Johnson recalls, recounting her years as a child raising children. She missed school and remembers spending her days changing diapers, arguing with her husband and struggling to pay expenses. She ended up with pregnancy after pregnancy — nine children in all — while her husband periodically abandoned her.

“They took the handcuffs from handcuffing him,” she says, referring to the risk he faced of arrest for rape, “to handcuffing me, by marrying me without me knowing what I was doing.”

“You can’t get a job, you can’t get a car, you can’t get a license, you can’t sign a lease,” she adds, “so why allow someone to marry when they’re still so young?”

Quick Quiz: What race is Sherry Johnson?  If you need a hint, look at the illustration used with the post.  The answer is hidden below.

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Posted 28 May 2017 - 03:17 AM

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Posted 28 May 2017 - 05:08 AM

Read this and remember that these are the people controlling the culture and calling Trump et al idiots



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Posted 29 May 2017 - 02:42 PM

Just in time for Memorial Day

The Marine Corps has a “toxic masculinity” problem

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In September 2015, Gen. Joseph Dunford was the top Marine, and he recommended women be excluded from some of those combat roles. (Dunford is now the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.) Mattis, before he was nominated to be defense secretary, questioned whether women should join the infantry.

The Marines’ reaction was to be expected, though. The corps acts like a fraternity, according to Emerald Archer, an expert on women’s advancement at Mount St. Mary’s University in California. Many Marines, she said, believe that integrating women would ruin that brotherhood.

Those who work with Marines agree. There’s a “toxic masculinity culture” in the Marine Corps, James Joyner, a professor at the Marine Command and Staff College, told me.

That may be what is at the core of the women-in-infantry debate among Marine ranks: the identity crisis of a historically macho club now being forced to let in women.

Voxlet has to go to a professor at a women's college to get quotes as to why no women in infantry is baaaaaaaad.

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Posted 29 May 2017 - 03:47 PM

imagine being the sleeper KGB agent who cooked up the theory behind all this stuff decades ago to weaken the American military, only to have your efforts go unacknowledged while your successor organization is blamed for electing Trump

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Posted 29 May 2017 - 04:30 PM

I came across this disgusting propaganda slipped in to a New Yorker article on Mattis:

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At the same time, German officials believed, Russia had begun to flood nato countries with propaganda and with funding for extremist political groups. In Germany, a news story about an Afghan refugee who had attempted to rape a fifteen-year-old girl appeared on Web sites across the country, then turned out to be fabricated. A similar case had arisen in Lithuania. All indications, von der Leyen told me, pointed to Russian intelligence as the source of the fake stories, which were intended to undermine Chancellor Angela Merkel, who had welcomed hundreds of thousands of refugees from the Middle East.

This is clearly intended to convey to the reader that any news you might hear about migrants raping or committing other crimes in Europe is Russian Fake News. These people are sick.

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Posted 29 May 2017 - 07:27 PM

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Hard-hitting, fair and balanced :rolleyes:

Edited by parisian privilege, 29 May 2017 - 07:28 PM.


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Posted 29 May 2017 - 08:26 PM

Never go full guardian.

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Posted 30 May 2017 - 04:33 AM

lol "enjoying the shame," you could put that into virtually any headline anywhere and it would fit perfectly

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Posted 30 May 2017 - 11:32 AM

Timothy Loehmann, the Cleveland police officer that killed Tamir Rice, was fired, and this has set off a new avalanche of articles emphasizing Tamir's age.

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Cleveland fires 1 officer, suspends 2nd in Rice shooting

The police officer who shot and killed 12-year-old Tamir Rice was fired by the city of Cleveland on Tuesday, and the officer who drove the patrol car the day of the November 2014 shooting was suspended.

Police Chief Calvin Williams announced the discipline against officers Timothy Loehmann and Frank Garmback, who were involved in the fatal shooting of the boy at a recreation center as he held a pellet gun.

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Cleveland Police Officer Who Shot Tamir Rice Is Fired

Cleveland officials said the police officer who fatally shot 12-year-old Tamir Rice in 2014, setting off national protests, was fired on Tuesday.
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Video released after the incident showed that Officer Loehmann shot Tamir within two seconds of the patrol car pulling up beside the boy.

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Cleveland Police Fires Officer in Tamir Rice Shooting

Officer Timothy Loehmann, who shot and killed the 12-year-old boy, was terminated because he misrepresented himself on his job application.


The media are like magicians.  They love to distract with irrelevant details so that the important is overlooked.  When you see emphasis on a detail, like Tamir's age, it means you need to do some research to figure out what they're hiding.

In this case, the truth is hidden in Tamir's autopsy report:

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The said Tamir E. Rice ... was 67 inches [5 foot 7 inches] in height, and weighed 195 pounds.

At age twelve, Tamir had the height and weight of a full grown man, and he thus posed all of the physical threat of a full grown man.  Further, anyone just looking at Tamir, like the responding police officers, would have reasonably assumed he was much older because he was 99th percentile for height and 99.9th percentile for weight for a 12-year-old.  The second component of the misdirection is that people think 12-year-olds are around 4 foot 6 inches and 90 pounds.  Since the media harps on Tamir's age and never mentions his staggeringly high height and weight, people get the mistaken impression that he was much less of a threat than he actually was.

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Posted 30 May 2017 - 08:46 PM

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This REALLY means the end of Trump!!!

Oh, by the way, this was the front page of CNN. The lead f**king story. About a guy they preemptively admit no one knows anything about.

Edited by edub1321, 30 May 2017 - 08:49 PM.


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Posted 31 May 2017 - 05:47 AM

View PostDr. Jimmy Russell, on 30 May 2017 - 11:32 AM, said:

At age twelve, Tamir had the height and weight of a full grown man, and he thus posed all of the physical threat of a full grown man.  Further, anyone just looking at Tamir, like the responding police officers, would have reasonably assumed he was much older because he was 99th percentile for height and 99.9th percentile for weight for a 12-year-old.  The second component of the misdirection is that people think 12-year-olds are around 4 foot 6 inches and 90 pounds.

Barron Trump is at least a year younger than Tamir was and he's f**king 5'11". Children should be treated like children and given the benefit of the doubt even if they're extremely tall. I don't care if Tamir was a nagger or what MPC thinks about the matter, his death was tragic, it's cruel and unfair to place premature expectations on children's behavior just because they're gigantic. This is where the whole bullshit "Barron Trump has autism" meme originates from, he acted like a typical 9/10/11 year old throughout the campaign but society judged his behavior as if he were much older simply because of his appearance.

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 05:52 AM

That's

View PostPrime Minister Mark Latham (PBUH) AKA ENJ, on 31 May 2017 - 05:47 AM, said:

View PostDr. Jimmy Russell, on 30 May 2017 - 11:32 AM, said:

At age twelve, Tamir had the height and weight of a full grown man, and he thus posed all of the physical threat of a full grown man.  Further, anyone just looking at Tamir, like the responding police officers, would have reasonably assumed he was much older because he was 99th percentile for height and 99.9th percentile for weight for a 12-year-old.  The second component of the misdirection is that people think 12-year-olds are around 4 foot 6 inches and 90 pounds.

Barron Trump is at least a year younger than Tamir was and he's f**king 5'11". Children should be treated like children and given the benefit of the doubt even if they're extremely tall. I don't care if Tamir was a nagger or what MPC thinks about the matter, his death was tragic, it's cruel and unfair to place premature expectations on children's behavior just because they're gigantic. This is where the whole bullshit "Barron Trump has autism" meme originates from, he acted like a typical 9/10/11 year old throughout the campaign but society judged his behavior as if he were much older simply because of his appearance.

Yeah, when what appears to be a full-grown man is waving a gun around, the police should stop and ask him to establish his age with ID before deciding how to respond.

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 06:00 AM

View PostHazmat Harry, on 31 May 2017 - 05:52 AM, said:

Yeah, when what appears to be a full-grown man is waving a gun around, the police should stop and ask him to establish his age with ID before deciding how to respond.

In all the photos I've seen he looked maybe 14 max. I can't say for sure what I would have done in the cop's shoes but I would have at least tried to resolve the situation peacefully and I wouldn't have let his height cloud my judgement.



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