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Posted 25 February 2017 - 01:36 PM

View PostRichard B Senpai, on 24 February 2017 - 06:37 PM, said:

http://www.dailystor...sj-jew-burners/
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Posted 26 February 2017 - 06:33 PM

Somebody just nuke this place now.

SIRI, DEFINE PATRIARCHY

We tested bots like Siri and Alexa to see who would stand up to sexual harassment


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My Siri is set to a British woman’s voice. I could have changed it to “American man,” but first, I’m lazy, and second, I like how it sounds—which, ultimately, is how this mess got started.
Are you f**kING kidding me?

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 09:31 AM

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s**t it down, the goyim know about our fake traffic from China.

It would be a real shame if this ended in a lawsuit.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 10:05 AM

the global rank of most of the sites is down, how could that indicate fake traffic from China

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 10:40 AM

View PostSaucer Lord, on 26 February 2017 - 06:33 PM, said:

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My Siri is set to a British woman’s voice. I could have changed it to “American man,” but first, I’m lazy, and second, I like how it sounds—which, ultimately, is how this mess got started.
Are you f**kING kidding me?

The fact that this is a real question is comment enough.  This article would have been considered parody 15 years ago--and probably blue-lined for being a bit too on-the-nose.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 12:06 PM

View PostPLEASUREMAN, on 27 February 2017 - 10:05 AM, said:

the global rank of most of the sites is down, how could that indicate fake traffic from China

It's been a rumor for a few weeks and the NYT is in the middle of a subscriber push, complete with an Oscar ad.

http://vesselnews.io...fic-two-months/

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 12:57 PM

"vesselnews.io"

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 01:00 PM

get ready for an incoming cavalcade of shitthatdidnthappen.txt as NYT launches its This Week in Hate feature:

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If you have experienced, witnessed or read about a hate crime or incident of bias or harassment, you can use this form to send information about the incident to This Week in Hate and other partners in the Documenting Hate project. The form is not a report to law enforcement or any government agency. These resources may be helpful for people who have experienced harassment. If you witness harassment, here are some tips for responding. You can contact This Week in Hate at weekinhate@nytimes.com.

the form linked to:  https://projects.pro...rce=nyt-opinion (don't do anything bad like send in outre stories of hate victims being hate crimed in some particularly absurd or amusing way)

story this was found in was about some Jew who, immediately after getting flamed via a blog comment, called the ADL :lol:

https://www.nytimes....sh-blogger.html

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 01:57 PM

MPC needs to launch the "This Week in Love" feature. We love jews here. It's an undying love.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 02:00 PM

This from the Times story is a puzzler:

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• Last weekend, a swastika and the word “Trump” were scrawled with chalk on a statue at Rice University in Houston. It was the third incident of vandalism on the campus in a month. Previously, vandals had written “Trump 2016” on a portion of the Berlin wall at the university, and placed white supremacist recruitment posters on campus.

How do we know the vandals weren't trying to protest Trump?  Those two acts sound like lefties trying to be smart-asses (and failing).

:librage: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MADE THE WEEK IN HATE!!11!!!!  I ONLY HATE WHITE CIS HET XTIAN PATRIARCHS!1!1!1!

Is the link with the posters solid? (Newsflash: campuses have been covered with shitty Xerox "posters" for decades.)



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Posted 01 March 2017 - 01:13 PM

DRUMPF better watch out, because apparently the head of CNN isn't going to take it anymore!

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CNN’s president has fired a warning shot at Donald Trump

I'm quoting from a Wapo article by Callum Borchers (some of you may recognize this asshole) because I find this type of media circlejerking to be endlessly amusing. Here's Callum:

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Don't mess with CNN.

That's the unvarnished version of a message that the network's president, Jeff Zucker (big f**king surprise), delivered to President-elect Donald Trump in an interview published on Thursday by New York magazine.

This is a common vagina tactic used by journalists who want to retain the appearance of neutrality while still giving their own opinion. So he writes the first paragraph (what he thinks) and then uses the second paragraph to couch it in "oh, well, at least that's what CNN said."

Anyways Zucker basically threatened the President into laying off his network:

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"One of the things I think this administration hasn’t figured out yet is that there’s only one television network that is seen in Beijing, Moscow, Seoul, Tokyo, Pyongyang, Baghdad, Tehran and Damascus — and that’s CNN," Zucker said. "The perception of Donald Trump in capitals around the world is shaped, in many ways, by CNN. Continuing to have an adversarial relationship with that network is a mistake."

You have to wonder how enormously out of touch these retards have to be to come out and say this openly. The f**king chutzpuh. "If you don't do as we say we'll harm American foreign policy!" I don't know how anyone could have any trust in a media organization that openly admits to this stuff but then again I guess we've gotten to the point where, if you still trust CNN, you aren't ever going to stop.

Just to summarize, here's what the head of CNN says about the media - not infowars, but the head of CNN:
1) Media monopolies exist and they matter.
2) Media outlets have the power to shape opinion for their own ends.
3) Media outlets will use that power to abuse those who do not bend to their will.



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Posted 01 March 2017 - 06:15 PM

View PostI, on 27 February 2017 - 01:57 PM, said:

MPC needs to launch the "This Week in Love" feature.

It could be a database of nagger rapes.

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 10:10 AM

Via twatter, the sad story of Emmett Rensin, former Vox editor who was suspended for endorsing anti-Trump riots last year.

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:trump: SAD!

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 12:09 PM

His black-and-white photo really bring out the Jewish Bolshevist in him, and after a quick Wikipedia lookup he's a confirmed Jew and 'socialist'. Also a dwarf LOL

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 12:43 PM

View PostSaucer Lord, on 26 February 2017 - 06:33 PM, said:

Somebody just nuke this place now.

SIRI, DEFINE PATRIARCHY

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My Siri is set to a British woman’s voice. I could have changed it to “American man,” but first, I’m lazy, and second, I like how it sounds—which, ultimately, is how this mess got started.
Are you f**kING kidding me?

The author unironically links to marxists.org while writing "some say that capitalism is inherently sexist."  No shame.

Freedom of the press?  We need freedom from the press.

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 09:33 PM

View PostJewish_Neocon, on 06 March 2017 - 12:09 PM, said:

His black-and-white photo really bring out the Jewish Bolshevist in him, and after a quick Wikipedia lookup he's a confirmed Jew and 'socialist'. Also a dwarf LOL

His profile photo is Hannah Arendt, actual Jewish Marxist.

Edited by Death on the Pozzed Horse, 06 March 2017 - 09:33 PM.


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Posted 06 March 2017 - 10:35 PM

'Nevertheless, she persisted': Women kind enough to put on warning labels about how undateable they areU.S. women ink battle cry with tattoos

Perhaps the fakest of "fake news".

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"Every single women has had a Mitch McConnell or 10 or 20 in her life trying to tell her how to be and what to do," said Nora McInerny, a 34-year-old author and blogger who triggered the tattoo trend with an accidental public Facebook post.

"He said that to insult her, and really he just pointed out a fantastic trait of hers."

The uproar started when McConnell, a Republican, tried to end a speech by Warren, a liberal Democrat, on the Senate floor in Washington, saying she was violating a Congressional rule.

"Sen. Warren was giving a lengthy speech," McConnell said. "She had appeared to violate the rule. She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."

In midwestern Minneapolis, McInerny decided with her friends to get tattoos of the phrase, but she accidentally posted the invitation as a public event on Facebook.

"Suddenly 2,000 people were interested in it," she said.

The Brass Knuckle Tattoo Studio is charging $75 for the tattoo, most of which is donated to Women Winning, a local organization that encourages women who support abortion rights to run for political office.

Women are getting the tattoos on their forearms, upper arms and even their feet, said one of the shop's tattoo artists who goes by the pseudonym Emily Snow.

"It will not stop. It's constant," Snow said of the shop's bookings.

Edited by Saucer Lord, 06 March 2017 - 11:25 PM.


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Posted 07 March 2017 - 03:31 AM

The brave femynysm of bravely calling Jeff Sessions a racist... these people are nuts.

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Posted 07 March 2017 - 03:04 PM

Video in the jump:

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Kathleen Hall Jamieson compares "viral deception" on the web to "venereal disease." She also discusses Trump's use of "argument by anecdote."

Fake news rolls off the tongue while VD scars the lips.


http://www.cnn.com/v...l-deception.cnn

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Posted 07 March 2017 - 10:33 PM

Drumpf has FINALLY managed to alienate his GREAT FRIEND AND MENTOR Barack Obama.





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