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#1 Dillonaire Philanthropist

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Posted 01 August 2015 - 03:43 AM

The recent extremely well-deserved Twitter beatings of the various flavors of #cuckservative have brought high spirits to all involved.  However, certain low-information voters may not be able to read the nuances behind the hashtags, and while sympathetic to our righteous cause, may have some trouble finding a starting point to articulate the truths behind the Tweets, especially when they have to defend it to their s**tlib friends wondering what all the giggling is about.

With them, it's often best to build a foundation of unassailably truthful axioms that lead inevitably to whatever flavor of Hatelightenment fits their experience.

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"Trade is mutually beneficial. But some things are much more beneficial." -Spandrell

"Back on planet Earth, the gays dropped the AIDS bomb on themselves." -Akinokure

"All women are immature until menopause." -Jim (actually, Jim is often a little too on-the-nose even for MPC, may be best to save this one for later.)

Feel free to add more, especially covering Mexicans, blacks, and HEER JEETS specifically.  Short statements that could easily pass corporate HR and the average man's stream of consciousness, but force a necessary Hatereckoning with every repetition as that nugget of truth is contrasted with everyday conventional wisdom.  Take back the passive media and do ToG proud.

Edited by Horrendous Thinspiration, 01 August 2015 - 03:44 AM.


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Posted 01 August 2015 - 04:16 AM

View PostHorrendous Thinspiration, on 01 August 2015 - 03:43 AM, said:

However, certain low-information voters may not be able to read the nuances behind the hashtags, and while sympathetic to our righteous cause, may have some trouble finding a starting point to articulate the truths behind the Tweets, especially when they have to defend it to their s**tlib friends wondering what all the giggling is about.

The "cuckservative" thing ain't exactly deep and nuanced, lol. It's exactly what it sounds like - a straightforward (and painfully truthful) insult at "movement conservatives" and Republican politicians.

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"Trade is mutually beneficial. But some things are much more beneficial." -Spandrell

Wow, what a profound koan.

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"All women are immature until menopause." -Jim (actually, Jim is often a little too on-the-nose even for MPC, may be best to save this one for later.)

Jim.pedo.com is a deranged pervert and I'm downvoting your post for quoting him.

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Feel free to add more, especially covering Mexicans, blacks, and HEER JEETS specifically.  Short statements that could easily pass corporate HR and the average man's stream of consciousness, but force a necessary Hatereckoning with every repetition as that nugget of truth is contrasted with everyday conventional wisdom.  Take back the passive media and do ToG proud.

Just go back to your threads about comic-book movies.

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Posted 01 August 2015 - 05:13 AM

I don;t

View PostSpazwit, on 01 August 2015 - 04:16 AM, said:

The "cuckservative" thing ain't exactly deep and nuanced, lol. It's exactly what it sounds like - a straightforward (and painfully truthful) insult at "movement conservatives" and Republican politicians.

I don't even think it even requires a written definition, if someone asks what cuckservative means then just send them a photo of ¡Jabe! Bush.

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Posted 01 August 2015 - 09:53 AM

Even the FreeRepublic 'tard-right crowd is, lip-movingly and turtle-in-molasses slowly (think Coates straining to get the sophisticated humor in a Bazooka Joe comic), starting to get it.

http://www.freerepub...s/3318132/posts

I'm actually pretty shocked at the levels of realtalk starting to appear there. By reasonable standards, sure, they're still cuckservative, but I used to go there back in the days right around the Great Purge, when even mentioning Buchanan's name would get you banned by the legions of JIDF shills acting as moderators that RimJob took on once he found a kosher sugar daddy. Hadn't been back since, but having their noses rubbed in fecal matter long enough has finally caused some wrongthink to take hold amongst them.

Change is in the air people.

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Posted 01 August 2015 - 09:59 AM

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"All women are immature until menopause." -Jim (actually, Jim is often a little too on-the-nose even for MPC, may be best to save this one for later.)

"All women are immature until menopause" was what blog.jim said to Chris Hansen on To Catch a Predator.

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Posted 01 August 2015 - 10:54 AM

View PostChrome, on 01 August 2015 - 09:59 AM, said:

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"All women are immature until menopause." -Jim (actually, Jim is often a little too on-the-nose even for MPC, may be best to save this one for later.)

"All women are immature until menopause" was what blog.jim said to Chris Hansen on To Catch a Predator.

Women seem to become more interesting intellectually when they turn 27-28. 18-21 year olds are cute but they're kind of dull intellectually even if they're smart. Menospause is a stretch.

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Posted 01 August 2015 - 11:09 AM

View PostHorrendous Thinspiration, on 01 August 2015 - 03:43 AM, said:

(actually, Jim is often a little too on-the-nose even for MPC, may be best to save this one for later.)

:lolno: Jim's horror of prepubescent female sexuality makes him a kind of cousin to cucks

View PostCroatian-Style Artisanal Bacon (ENJ), on 01 August 2015 - 05:13 AM, said:

if someone asks what cuckservative means then just send them a photo of ¡Jabe! Bush.

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Posted 01 August 2015 - 06:24 PM

hey i have a good one

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Posted 01 August 2015 - 11:02 PM

I bet most of blog.jim.com readers are FBI or pedo Jews. It's only amusing as an unintentional parody of darkenlightenment/game blogs. I bet Jim is a cuck as well. I occasionally click on his posts through the Neorxn aggregator and a recurring theme on that blog other than pedophilia is sucessful white women desiring Jeremy Meeks.

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Posted 02 August 2015 - 07:07 PM

View PostTerrence Rhine, on 01 August 2015 - 11:09 AM, said:

View PostHorrendous Thinspiration, on 01 August 2015 - 03:43 AM, said:

(actually, Jim is often a little too on-the-nose even for MPC, may be best to save this one for later.)

:lolno: Jim's horror of prepubescent female sexuality makes him a kind of cousin to cucks

View PostCroatian-Style Artisanal Bacon (ENJ), on 01 August 2015 - 05:13 AM, said:

if someone asks what cuckservative means then just send them a photo of ¡Jabe! Bush.

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Posted 03 August 2015 - 09:51 AM

View PostMadScienceType, on 01 August 2015 - 09:53 AM, said:

Even the FreeRepublic 'tard-right crowd is, lip-movingly and turtle-in-molasses slowly (think Coates straining to get the sophisticated humor in a Bazooka Joe comic), starting to get it.

http://www.freerepub...s/3318132/posts

I'm actually pretty shocked at the levels of realtalk starting to appear there. By reasonable standards, sure, they're still cuckservative, but I used to go there back in the days right around the Great Purge, when even mentioning Buchanan's name would get you banned by the legions of JIDF shills acting as moderators that RimJob took on once he found a kosher sugar daddy. Hadn't been back since, but having their noses rubbed in fecal matter long enough has finally caused some wrongthink to take hold amongst them.

Change is in the air people.

I've just started reading it. How many shitposts do I have to wade through to get to the realtalk?

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Posted 03 August 2015 - 12:58 PM

Some of the quotes in the OP are good, but I downvote every reference to teen.jim.com.

Also, I think I'm a half-way literate person who knows most words. Am I expected to know what "koan" means? Is it something oriental? Is it like an asian way of saying "quote?" If so, why not just say quote?

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Posted 03 August 2015 - 01:11 PM

View PostShrill Kiners, on 03 August 2015 - 12:58 PM, said:

Some of the quotes in the OP are good, but I downvote every reference to teen.jim.com.

Also, I think I'm a half-way literate person who knows most words. Am I expected to know what "koan" means? Is it something oriental? Is it like an asian way of saying "quote?" If so, why not just say quote?

IIRC, a "koan" is a Buddhist term having to do with a phrase to meditate upon. The OP can assign whatever meaning to the word "koan" he likes, as long as it doesn't have anything to do with permabanned shitposter "Koanic." I don't think we need any more 888 discussions about some Batman movie :lol:

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Posted 03 August 2015 - 02:21 PM

View PostRay Cest, on 01 August 2015 - 11:02 PM, said:

I bet Jim is a cuck as well. I occasionally click on his posts through the Neorxn aggregator and a recurring theme on that blog other than pedophilia is sucessful white women desiring Jeremy Meeks.

This manic obsession with the notion of educated rich lawyerettes f**king violent criminals in jail, regardless of the extent it actually happens, is definitely the sign of a cuck.  

View PostShrill Kiners, on 03 August 2015 - 12:58 PM, said:

Some of the quotes in the OP are good, but I downvote every reference to teen.jim.com.

Also, I think I'm a half-way literate person who knows most words. Am I expected to know what "koan" means? Is it something oriental? Is it like an asian way of saying "quote?" If so, why not just say quote?

A koan is specifically a Buddhist term for a paradoxical phrase that's supposed to be meditated upon. It's got nothing to do with OP's shitpost.

Edited by Spazwit, 03 August 2015 - 02:23 PM.


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Posted 03 August 2015 - 03:09 PM

View PostClear Eyes Full Hearts f**k Jews, on 03 August 2015 - 09:51 AM, said:

I've just started reading it. How many shitposts do I have to wade through to get to the realtalk?

In spite of any progress it is still FreeRepublic, so quite a few.


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