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Posted 11 January 2017 - 01:28 PM

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"Your organization is terrible"
"I am not going to give you a question"
"You are fake news!"

ayyy :lol: this is how you deal with these people.

the next eight years :allears: 💯

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 01:29 PM



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Posted 11 January 2017 - 01:34 PM

Our Michael Cohen is better than their Michael Cohen.

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 01:43 PM

View PostSaucer Lord, on 11 January 2017 - 01:03 PM, said:



How is he a comedian. Trump s**tting on the press is never not hilarious.

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 01:53 PM

View PostTerrence f**king Rhine, on 11 January 2017 - 10:45 AM, said:

:lolnig: the butthurt

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you Orwellian scumbags started the fake news meme because you thought you could repress us with it and now you're butthurt because it's turned against you, lie some more and let's see what makes you cry next

Suddenly, the horn-rimmed left has a big problem with the transvaluation of all values.

:librage: You were supposed to deconstruct the church, the family, and the nation, not MY pieties!

No, that's not the way it works buddy. You suckled the teat of Foucault: now your moral systems will be corroded by nihilism from within, just as bacteria devoured the late French philosopher's GRIDS-ravaged brain.

What Chris doesn't seem to understand is that what he and his cohorts call the "free press" is simply a tool of neoliberal domination. He's acting as a mouthpiece of institutional power, serving his global financial masters in their effort to enforce memetic hegemony. He can't bear to to admit he occupies a position of privilege (Media Fragility, anyone?), which he and his predecessors gained by exploiting and repressing the basic social norms of working and middle-class people for decades. Oh, now you want us to observe "decorum" and "precedent"? And why should we respect the trappings of your power structures?

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 02:09 PM

View PostTerrence f**king Rhine, on 11 January 2017 - 10:45 AM, said:

:lolnig: the butthurt

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This image should be under the headline: MSNBC Host Found Dead. Investigators Believe Hayes Drowned in Own Tears of Ineffable Sadness.

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 02:21 PM

You just know this gaggle of gorged parasites was looking forward to four more years of being wined, dined and schmoozed by the Clinton cabal. What they'll get instead is their weekly struggle session with Danger Don's populist posse.

And it'll hurt their bottom line, you can be sure of that. Hardly anyone goes to MSM outlets for their accurate analyses anymore; it's their rapid delivery that drives clicks. Without access to the White House, they really will turn into glorified blogs. Better hope those billionaire sugar daddies will still want to subsidize used up rags with no credibility or market penetration.

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 02:21 PM

View PostBonobo Mindset, on 11 January 2017 - 01:53 PM, said:

View PostTerrence f**king Rhine, on 11 January 2017 - 10:45 AM, said:

:lolnig: the butthurt

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you Orwellian scumbags started the fake news meme because you thought you could repress us with it and now you're butthurt because it's turned against you, lie some more and let's see what makes you cry next

Suddenly, the horn-rimmed left has a big problem with the transvaluation of all values.

:librage: You were supposed to deconstruct the church, the family, and the nation, not MY pieties!

No, that's not the way it works buddy. You suckled the teat of Foucault: now your moral systems will be corroded by nihilism from within, just as bacteria devoured the late French philosopher's GRIDS-ravaged brain.

What Chris doesn't seem to understand is that what he and his cohorts call the "free press" is simply a tool of neoliberal domination. He's acting as a mouthpiece of institutional power, serving his global financial masters in their effort to enforce memetic hegemony. He can't bear to to admit he occupies a position of privilege (Media Fragility, anyone?), which he and his predecessors gained by exploiting and repressing the basic social norms of working and middle-class people for decades. Oh, now you want us to observe "decorum" and "precedent"? And why should we respect the trappings of your power structures?

180 start to posting career and unseating of mlad as leader of alt-left.

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 03:00 PM

View PostBonobo Mindset, on 11 January 2017 - 01:53 PM, said:

View PostTerrence f**king Rhine, on 11 January 2017 - 10:45 AM, said:

:lolnig: the butthurt

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you Orwellian scumbags started the fake news meme because you thought you could repress us with it and now you're butthurt because it's turned against you, lie some more and let's see what makes you cry next

Suddenly, the horn-rimmed left has a big problem with the transvaluation of all values.

:librage: You were supposed to deconstruct the church, the family, and the nation, not MY pieties!

No, that's not the way it works buddy. You suckled the teat of Foucault: now your moral systems will be corroded by nihilism from within, just as bacteria devoured the late French philosopher's GRIDS-ravaged brain.

What Chris doesn't seem to understand is that what he and his cohorts call the "free press" is simply a tool of neoliberal domination. He's acting as a mouthpiece of institutional power, serving his global financial masters in their effort to enforce memetic hegemony. He can't bear to to admit he occupies a position of privilege (Media Fragility, anyone?), which he and his predecessors gained by exploiting and repressing the basic social norms of working and middle-class people for decades. Oh, now you want us to observe "decorum" and "precedent"? And why should we respect the trappings of your power structures?

180 post.

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 03:12 PM

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 03:15 PM

View PostPOC, on 11 January 2017 - 11:09 AM, said:

If you're the POTUS elect and your premier spy agency is smearing you before you're even inaugurated, isn't it only a matter of time until a 'crazed gunman' pops up? I'm guessing this pissgate stuff was cooked up after he talked about auditing the CIA and federal reserve so it's probably total war from now on.

I've said it before and it still sounds crazy when I say it now, but Bowe Bergdahl has all the earmarks of a 'lone gunman' in the same pattern as eg Lee Oswald (and others).

Bergdahl has been in the public eye previously and is a nut job as far as we've been told.


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Posted 11 January 2017 - 03:20 PM

Unchaperone Baboon Mindframe imho.

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 03:49 PM

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. :trump:


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Posted 11 January 2017 - 03:56 PM

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Alice Cooper:

"If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal."

Streep in 50 words or less.

As for the Fall of 'Journalism':

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According to a report in today’s Wall Street Journal Christopher Steele, a director of the London-based Orbis Business Intelligence Ltd., prepared the dossier that John McCain gave to the FBI to investigate.

Mr. Steele, according to neighbors has gone away for a few days. According to the WSJ report, reporters have been trying to get Mr. Steele to confirm he is the author of the dossier for several weeks now. Mr. Steele’s partner, Mr. Burrow reached today would neither confirm or deny that Steele was the author.

    “Beyond creating the document, Mr. Steele also came up with a plan to get the information to law-enforcement officials in the U.S. and Europe, including the F.B.I., according to a person familiar with the matter.”

Apparently, that plan included Senator McCain.

The article concludes that the dossier appears to be false.

    “Andrew Wordsworth, co-founder of London-based investigations firm Raedas, who often works on Russian issues, said the memos in the Trump dossier were “not convincing at all.”

    “It’s just way too good,” he said. “If the head of the CIA were to declare he got information of this quality, you wouldn’t believe it.”

    Mr. Wordsworth said it wouldn’t make sense for Russian intelligence officials to be exposing state secrets to a former MI-6 officer, because “Russians believe once you are an agent, you’re an agent forever.”

Some opine, if it is false, Trump will be unstoppable. The media shot itself in the foot with this one.

http://www.wsj.com/a...rump-1484162553

Worth understanding that the f****t ex-spy is a Blairite, one of many. Tony Blair had a huge spin team, over 100 of them at one point, who invaded public issues of every kind and controlled the narrative, be it the McCanns covering up the death of their child, invasions in the middle east, the London bombing, EU disasters, the 'Red Princes' scandals, Labour paedophilia, vibrant enrichment in Rotherham - the woiks.

This Steele guy is one of many of these 'writers' who 'sex up' reports or just create them out of nothing at all.

For whatever reason it has spectacularly backfired this time.

As for whether some fragments of the lapdog media can survive a little longer by turning on eg CNN - not sure.

Buzzfeed has peaked though.

The lesson for 'new' ie online media is clear - do not turn yourself into a tinpot version of the legacy media. Be different and be honest, or expect the rapid response teams of the internet (of all stripes) to rip you to soggy pieces of quivering bloody sushi.




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Posted 11 January 2017 - 03:59 PM

Saloforum was saying on Twitter that the spy angle sounds made up, very "friend's cousin's stepbrother"

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 04:01 PM

Like a child with no restraint or discipline the media continues down its path of self-destruction. :lol:

Today We Saw a Live Performance from an Aspiring American Dictator

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—All over Capitol Hill, anywhere there was a TV monitor of any kind tucked into marble alcoves or behind brass representations of long-dead American heroes, people gathered in small knots to watch the press conference being conducted by the man who, two weeks hence, will be able to issue killing orders from this very city :allears:. There was a quiver running through all the groups, as though we'd all been granted a guided tour of the Fuhrerbunker just as the Red Army was arriving three blocks down the platz.

:trump: Pace yourselves, it hasn't even begun.

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By the way, you knew it was a bag job when you saw that El Caudillo del Mar-A-Lago had brought in his own personal claque of hecklers and cheerleaders. (It should be noted for the record that the "fake news" chant is merely lugenpresse for the digital age.)

The kiked media has managed to jew-jitsu their own creation into a weapon of terror being employed against them. The trickle-down media whore cries out in pain as he slanders you.

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 04:08 PM

View PostThe Cuckservative, on 11 January 2017 - 04:01 PM, said:

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By the way, you knew it was a bag job when you saw that El Caudillo del Mar-A-Lago had brought in his own personal claque of hecklers and cheerleaders. (It should be noted for the record that the "fake news" chant is merely lugenpresse for the digital age.)

The kiked media has managed to jew-jitsu their own creation into a weapon of terror being employed against them. The trickle-down media whore cries out in pain as he slanders you.

My God. My head is spinning.

2017... strong out of the gate.

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 04:12 PM

View PostSaucer Lord, on 11 January 2017 - 01:03 PM, said:



Coming from the expert in eating food immediately.

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 04:15 PM

The second I heard that Russian Hacking Story Part XII involved a piss fetish today I automatically assumed PMan had pulled off the greatest act of performance art trolling in a generation

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 04:17 PM

lol Sally's a cunt who will die alone and whose corpse will be partially devoured by her small pack of cats before they find her



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