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#17121 TV KWA - The Rain Man of Nationalism

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 09:05 PM

star of the night:



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Posted 20 October 2016 - 09:09 PM

:lolnig:


And then he goes and mentions "vicious barbarism" from history we're seeing again. A wink wink nudge nudge at the audience.

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 09:14 PM

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Trump's bravura impressionistic performance as Kull the Conqueror


Robert E. Howard Shitposting for Trump:

"The Lion strode through the Halls of Hell;
Across his path grim shadows fell
Of many a mowing, nameless shape
Monsters with dripping jaws agape.
The darkness shuddered with scream and yell
When the Lion stalked through the Halls of Hell."

"Trump's hand fell heavily on her naked shoulder.
"Stand aside, girl," he mumbled. "Now is the feasting of swords."

"Trump wheeled toward the gaping cucks.
"Well, you dogs!" he roared, "I've sent your Rubio to Florida--what says the law of the GOP?"


"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to break Bernie Sanders, poor weakling with polices like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild CruzCuck before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a Candidate!"



#17124 I Mildly Touched Richard Dawkins

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 09:23 PM

How did I miss the obvious one?

"He did not care anymore. Life and death - the same. Only that the crowd would be there to greet him with howls of lust and fury. He began to realize his sense of worth. He mattered. In time, his victories could not easily be counted."

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 09:33 PM

View Postparisian privilege, on 20 October 2016 - 07:49 PM, said:

This is amazing.



Maria Bartiromo :allears:

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 09:43 PM

It's clear Trump is completely disgusted by these despicable f**ks.

It's well deserved by their behavior and I'm pissed there has been so little elite defection over there behavior.

Arming ISIS, teaching children gay sex, supporting Hillary?

Many deserve the noose.

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 10:03 PM

Yeah I didn't realize that it was him making a few quips then just digging in and going full Sam Hyde.

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 11:07 PM

View PostI Mildly Touched Richard Dawkins, on 20 October 2016 - 09:23 PM, said:

How did I miss the obvious one?

"He did not care anymore. Life and death - the same. Only that the crowd would be there to greet him with howls of lust and fury. He began to realize his sense of worth. He mattered. In time, his victories could not easily be counted."

"HERE I AM!

By this axe do I rule!

If YOU want this throne...

COME AND TAKE IT!"


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Posted 21 October 2016 - 03:08 AM



#17130 Prime Minister Mark Latham (PBUH) AKA ENJ

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 03:59 AM

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 04:00 AM

Should've written "9/11 Elite Jewish Moguls Agree"

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 04:46 AM

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 04:49 AM

That f**king roast was some of the greatest s**t I've seen in my 33 years on this planet.

The balls on that guy. I'm speechless. Just when you thought it couldn't get any better!

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 05:32 AM

If they're hard on themselves, letting the mulatto bisexual race huckster f**k with him years ago at a 'hilarious' roast was a f**king big mistake. Here is Trump, come to tread the jewelled cities of the (((elite))) beneath his sandalled feet, and part of it is, no question, payback Noo Yawk style for when the humiliated him for no good f**king reason at a similar event.

And even though people are saying how savage it was, I dunno maybe my ethical compass is broken or something but to me listening to it I just thought he was truthtelling. If these cunts think that truthtelling is 'savage' then that right there tells you all you need to know if you didn't already.

Civility is for the civil. We owe these scum NOTHING.

As water to fish and air to the birds, so is contempt to the contemptible.   -William Blake


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Posted 21 October 2016 - 06:04 AM

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"The jews always used to laugh.  They used to think it was all a joke.  They aren't laughing anymore.  Today they realize the gravity of the situation."

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 06:54 AM

I've always loved that quote.

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 07:08 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2...ates/index.html

LOL CNN f**king lying their asses off.

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Early voting numbers promising for Clinton in battleground states

So this is their headline right?

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More than 3.3 million Americans have already voted. And among that group, Democrats have improved their position in North Carolina, Nevada, Arizona and even Utah compared to this point in 2012.

SOUNDS GREAT right?

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CNN has partnered with Catalist, a data company that works with progressive candidates and advocacy groups, academics and think tanks, to receive detailed early vote return information this year.

You don't say ... you partnered with some shitlib data firm and they're telling you that Clinton is winning. But lets look at the numbers.

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Democratic early turnout has stayed steady in North Carolina compared to 2012, while Republicans have dropped by about 14,500. In Nevada, Democrats have a smaller early voting deficit today than they did at this point in 2012. And Democrats are slightly ahead in Arizona in the early vote so far, though they are lagging Republicans in the tally of how many Arizonans have requested ballots.

Perhaps most surprisingly, Democrats improved their position in conservative and Mormon-heavy Utah, where recent polls have shown a tight race. At this point in 2012, Republicans led Democrats in early voting by more than 22,000 voters. But so far this year, the GOP advantage is only 3,509.

The best news Trump is in Iowa. So far, 38,280 more Democrats than Republicans have voted. It's a narrower advantage than 2012, when Democrats outpaced GOP voters by 53,719 at this point.

Wait so you're saying that Dems are still getting creamed in early voting but by less a margin than 2012 ... How is Utah surprising? We had a f**king Mormon running in 2012.

The whole article is them spinning negative into a positive. They're getting slaughtered but change it around to make it sound like it's a good thing.

Can you imagine the hang over people are going to have on November 9th when Trump wins and everything they've been told by the (((MEDIA))) turns out to be a lie.

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 07:16 AM

View PostPrime Minister Mark Latham (PBUH) AKA ENJ, on 21 October 2016 - 03:59 AM, said:

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I love this so much. It's looks like Renaissance art.

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 07:18 AM

Remember Rove in 2012?



Cue shitlib reporters melting down in a similar manner

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 07:19 AM

I wonder how much the vids that show dems cheating and (probably fake) social media activity that claim shitlibs in the post office trash mail-in ballots for Trump are affecting early voting patterns?

May not be that significant but there could be a cohort of voters that plan to do it in person on election day to make sure no one screws with their ballot.



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