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LEAVE ME ALONE. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. AND STOP WRITING ABOUT ME.
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#1 Chad Buffington

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 03:24 PM



Contrary to the content of the above tweet, Shanley Kane does not want to be left alone. As a 'tech feminism' activist, Shanley's stated goal is the "unconditional and total dismantling of the white male patriarchy"



OK, so this is the usual radical feminist rhetoric that we've all heard before. Why bother making a thread about this particular person when there are countless other malcontents frothing at the laptop on twitter? Well, there are a few reasons.

Number one: Shanley has managed to establish herself as one of the more prominent members of the 'tech feminism' movement. She has over 10,000 sycophantic twitter followers herself, but her real reach is on display when some even bigger shitlib like Anil Dash retweets her to half a million or so. Twitter users call this technique 'amplifying a signal' and sometime will request it when they want to get their message to a broader audience (usually to demand that someone be fired). As such, she attracts notice and will appear in the press from time to time. In some ways she's the face of tech feminism (and trust me, you really don't want to see some of the others).

Number two: Shanley is prone to hilarious, childish meltdowns of epic proportions. These usually follow a pattern where some male engineer makes some sort of un-PC comment and she'll quickly escalate it to risible, histrionic claims and characterizations of the entire industry. Like this:



or this:



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Posted 10 June 2014 - 03:27 PM

or this:



So, in other words, she uses incendiary language combined with gross generalizations to setup a giant trap for any well-meaning but misguided nerd who wants to challenge her or just get 'educated' on why she feels that way. Here's a typical exchange:







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Posted 10 June 2014 - 03:27 PM





That's when the real fun starts to happen. Her fans begin chiming in and echo her abusive language towards these poor saps:



Anyhow, you get the point. It's like a food fight in the cafeteria, except the cafeteria is full of hundreds of thousands of nerds and the ammunition is hashtags.

At the end of the day, twitter followers are won and lost, alliances are formed and broken, and the blocks keep rolling in. Some egos are bruised, but life carries on.

That's not the REAL fun though, which is getting an opponent fired! I'll cover that in a subsequent post. In the meantime, I'm going to post some of Shanley's greatest hits for your enjoyment.
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 03:41 PM









:lol:

Edited by Chad Buffington, 10 June 2014 - 04:01 PM.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 04:00 PM

For those of you who weren't in chat, Shanley had a meltdown because a reporter writing a profile about her asked uncomfortable questions and attempted to get in touch with friends and family -- basically, just doing what reporters do.



In her reaction, she goes on and on about "boundaries" -- boundaries like "don't ask me questions I don't like" or "only interview the people I want you to interview." WTF? This bitch's entire job is humiliating and calling people out on twitter, harassing people she doesn't agree with and trying to ruin their careers.

:kagan: :gooncry: LEAVE ME THE f**k ALONE. AND STOP WRITING ABOUT ME. How many of Shanley's (cishet white male oppressor) victims have thought the same thing?

BONUS -- This is what Shanley thinks is clever:



As you'd expect, her Twitter profile pic is very flattering...want to guess how she looks without perfect lighting and a carefully-selected camera angle?

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 04:04 PM

View PostGaylord Striver, on 10 June 2014 - 04:00 PM, said:

As you'd expect, her Twitter profile pic is very flattering...want to guess how she looks without perfect lighting and a carefully-selected camera angle?



:lol:
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 04:18 PM

You really should check out her twitter pictures. She's got screen caps of her meltdown with the reporter and the reporter just destroying her.
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 04:35 PM

Looking at the rest of her twitter pictures, I get the impression she just really wants a good hard f**k from a masculine man.
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 04:41 PM

ha ha, the Pilsbury Dough-tech Feminist. She's so pasty she looks like her skin would develop burns from being exposed to moonlight.

And of course, like a lot of her kind, and internet idiots in general she gets to say whatever she wants but nobody had better DARE even reply to her unless they're telling her what good work she's doing, and even then...say anything to set her off and she'll turn on "allies" like a rabid wolf, like SJWs are prone to do.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 04:44 PM

Of all the crazy SJW wenches, this wench is the craziest.





KYRIARCHY IS AFTER ME. This bitch is Alex Jones meets Flavia Dzodan.

View Postoooo, on 10 June 2014 - 04:35 PM, said:

Looking at the rest of her twitter pictures, I get the impression she just really wants a good hard f**k from a masculine man.

You know she can't attract any of the guys in those pictures LMAO. I think that's where some of this anger is coming from.



Boy does she hate nerds!

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 05:02 PM

View PostChad Buffington, on 10 June 2014 - 03:24 PM, said:

She has over 10,000 sycophantic twitter followers herself, but her real reach is on display when some even bigger shitlib like Anil Dash retweets her to half a million or so. Twitter users call this technique 'amplifying a signal' and sometime will request it when they want to get their message to a broader audience (usually to demand that someone be fired).


The expression is signal boosting, and it comes from tumblr where those social justice freak communities often originate.

Speaking of firing people. Shanley just got someone fired for calling her a cunt.

Some guy with a blog:

Someone called Shanley Kane a cunt. Okay, it was Ash Taylor, lest I be accused of omitting details. Apparently, he quickly thought better of it and deleted the tweet, but Shanley got a screenshot!



Using that kind of language (in general, but particularly in a public, online forum such as Twitter) is offensive, inexcusable, and basically stupid. My guess is that Ash realized this when he deleted the tweet.

Ash also apologized publicly to Shanley and Ashe Dryden (also mentioned in the offending tweet), even after Livestream fired him.

Never apologize.

Some guy with a blog:


Which is her modus operandi apparently. Insult people



bait them into responding, and then sic her mob.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 05:26 PM

View Postoooo, on 10 June 2014 - 04:18 PM, said:

You really should check out her twitter pictures. She's got screen caps of her meltdown with the reporter and the reporter just destroying her.
https://mobile.twitt...392796631220224
https://mobile.twitt...392796631220224
https://mobile.twitt...392796631220224
https://mobile.twitt...392796631220224

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 05:29 PM

btw twitter's shitty javascript/ajax code seems to have problems when there are too many embedded tweets on a page, so I'm considering just going back to screenshots, which seem to be more reliable as far as display goes
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 05:29 PM

Yeah it's funny that she's basically bullying these poor nerds in the way that girls bully. I wonder if she recognizes this on any level? Do people like this engage in any meta-cognition or introspection? She's raging so hard on these goobers but claims she is the victim. She talks about boundaries but I can't imagine she ever had many as a child, or she'd be more respectful of others today.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 05:33 PM

View PostGaylord Striver, on 10 June 2014 - 04:44 PM, said:



As it turns out, Shanley, yes you will.

You have to wonder, as a journalist, how would Shanley not be familiar with the standards of journalism that would allow Elizabeth Spiers to investigate and publish whatever it is that Shanley'd rather weren't investigated. Well, of course she was. What happened was that when Spiers got in touch with Shanley, she already knew enough to write whatever it was that she wanted to write that was going to piss Shanley off so much. Spiers offered Shanley the opportunity to "Be involved" hoping to get a little extra. Shanley, seeing she was screwed already, played along in hopes of getting Spiers to go easy on her.

This didn't help. Shanley is mad that it didn't help. She feels entitled to a winning strategy. Since option A is clearly a losing strategy, option B must be a winner. Or she's being word-raped by the white male journalistic power structure, or something.

I'm no media strategist, but my impression is that the way you play these things is to say to the journalist "If you'll ignore subject S, or publish my line on it, I will give you some material about subject T that you'll be able to use to your advantage." Shanley either didn't have anything worth selling or didn't get how this works. I'm guessing the former. I don't think she's that stupid. She's basically just whining because she doesn't have a way out.

In a sense, she's got a point. It's terrible what journalists can do to people, and how little power you have to stop them. On the other hand, it couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 05:34 PM

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At least she's not fat.[/spoiler]

She could grind and mix alchemical potions with that chin.  

What is it about our social media age in which mentally disturbed and toxic people are not given the sort of attention appropriate to them (mock, use as object lesson, etc.) but are treated seriously and accorded this sort of destructive level of social esteem and power?



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Posted 10 June 2014 - 05:37 PM

View PostPLEASUREMAN, on 10 June 2014 - 05:29 PM, said:

btw twitter's shitty j&#097;v&#097;script/ajax code seems to have problems when there are too many embedded tweets on a page, so I'm considering just going back to screenshots, which seem to be more reliable as far as display goes

It takes a few seconds to load all tweets and settle down but otherwise works fine for me on Chrome. Maybe it's a matter of some execution limits?

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 05:38 PM

just a reminder:  requesting comment on an article that is about to be published IS THE LEGAL DEFINITION OF HARASSMENT

lol I've seen that kind of sanity before:  :fatash:
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 05:39 PM

View Postkarmakowski, on 10 June 2014 - 05:37 PM, said:

View PostPLEASUREMAN, on 10 June 2014 - 05:29 PM, said:

btw twitter's shitty j&#097;v&#097;script/ajax code seems to have problems when there are too many embedded tweets on a page, so I'm considering just going back to screenshots, which seem to be more reliable as far as display goes

It takes a few seconds to load all tweets and settle down but otherwise works fine for me on Chrome. Maybe it's a matter of some execution limits?

it's probably some combination of race condition and IE quirkiness

by the way look at how this forum software mangles words like "javascript", yeah that's hardcore smart security fellas, bet you wish you were running this baby on your server
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