He doesn't always make sense, but his nonsense at least reminds you of sense. Discourse has been ruined by what has happened to the media--we're lucky to get Moldbug when 99% of the time the most we can hope for is Diane Sawyer soothingly intoning about a duck that has befriended schoolchildren. Our discourse is tragically formless and inane, a hissing gas that inflates the floating Macy's heads of fashionable discussants and smells like Hitler's farts.
It used to be that when we wanted to hear something stupid drift out of the seams of one of these billowing caricatures, we at least got treated to the refined argument of a Noam Chomsky or a John Kenneth Galbraith. Now we get inanities like Matt Yglesias and Hannah Rosin. Go on Bloggingheads.tv, which is Robert Wright's idea of an intellectual salon, and sit through one of those excruciating discussions. You'll start wondering what that duck is up to.
Moldbug, despite updating his blog once a quarter and only then to remind you that he's still pretty impressed with Thomas Carlyle, has evidently attracted notice outside the alt-rightosphere. Not just Moldbug but the entire (I wish they were joking) "Dark Enlightenment". Moldbug links to a reaction to his reactionaryism that attempts to sum up what Moldbug and these guys are all about.
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“Demotist systems, that is, systems ruled by the ‘People,' such as Democracy and Communism, are predictably less financially stable than aristocratic systems,” Anissimov writes. “On average, they undergo more recessions and hold more debt. They are more susceptible to market crashes. They waste more resources. Each dollar goes further towards improving standard of living for the average person in an aristocratic system than in a Democratic one.”
Exactly what sort of monarchy they'd prefer varies. Some want something closer to theocracy, while Yarvin proposes turning nation states into corporations with the king as chief executive officer and the aristocracy as shareholders.
This is from Techcrunch (nerds), so Moldbug doesn't get gentle agreement. The argument he gets is pedantic, involving pointless questions such as "Are democracies good for stability?" Obviously this is a question that depends entirely on the sociopolitical environment one is examining, but neo-reactionaries and anti-neo-reactionaries usually address the question as if there is one answer for all times and places. It's depressingly stupid.
As a reminder, we at MPC think this whole Dark Enlightenment thing is pretty oddball stuff. Monarchism, Carlyle, theocracies, all that business. It's just too much marching around in your grandfather's clothes in the attic, dreaming of another time. The people I know who are big on monarchy I wouldn't trust to park my car.
Moldbug doesn't really have a clue, nice guy though he is, but neither do his nerd critics, so let's skip all that. It's just boring to read. However, these are people who are into seasteading, hacker culture, and other Burning Man-style idiocy, so while nothing they have to say is important it is often very, very funny. In a way it is the most sublime modern entertainment there is, watching people whose mental furnishings are autistically curated argue with each other the dumbest questions posed about human society.
Like it's some big deal to these Techcrunch spergs to prove that monarchy isn't the way to go. They make a living commenting about mercurial developments in technology and then arguing over marginal sociopolitical ideologies. It's as though their mission is to only say and do things that are pointless.
The Techcrunch blogger, Klint Finley, goes on about The Cathedral for awhile. As you know I hate the whole stupid thing, it's completely mindless. Finley glosses over it and gets to the only thing he can really notice about anything, which is that this Cathedral business seems like a cover for RACISM (more on that later, he says, but then he never actually says anything later).
He should have consulted that Dark Enlightenment PowerPoint image I linked at the start, because while there is a certain amount of cross-pollination among these groups, they don't actually have much to do with each other other than a general complaint about liberal fagginess. Much of what they seem to have in common is simply that they're nerds who spend a whole lot of time on the Internet and are a little too responsive to what they find there.
Klint Finley, although it would horrify him to think so, has just as much in common with them as they have with each other. The stuff about "naggers
And so humorless! The closest they ever come to laughing is a sort of parroted memespeak that none of them can claim to have originated--it just expells from them, witlessly.
This is Finley's obnoxious conclusion:
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We don't need more public shamings and firings - what we should want is for neoreactionaries to change their minds, not their jobs. As Jessica Valenti wrote for The Nation about the firing of John Derbyshire - a cause célèbre for - neoreaction: “After all, what's more impactful-a singular racist like Derbyshire or Arizona's immigration law? A column or voter suppression?”
It's just shitlib babble formed out of the latest trendy catchphrases. All of these causes are very narcissistic obsessions that say a lot about the monoculture of liberal nerds. I always want to shout "nagger
Enter--if you can stand reading any more about these weirdos--sci-fi writer David Brin. I don't read sci-fi, because I have self-respect and taste, but David Brin sure writes it. (Or types it, as Capote might say.)
As if convinced that he must first bore us, David Brin describes the awful plot to some awful novel he wrote about rich people in the future plotting oligarchy in the future:
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This would only be slightly clever if their conclave was called a TED conference, and it would only be really funny if Sam Hyde III crashed it. As it is it sounds like some nerd version of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
Brin then blows very hard about the Enlightenment:
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For three hundred years! Eat it, Rome! Such silliness is to be expected form sci-fi authors, who tend to know little about the real world. Brin wraps his hyperventilation in a tinsel neocon package, gushing about MARKETS! and DEMOCRACY! and SCIENCE! Did I mention I was missing Moldbug already? My eyes were bleeding for some of that old-fashioned Carlyle talk--tell me about the monarchy again, daddy! But first I had a Brinful of blogging to get through.
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From Ayn Rand to Harry Potter to Star Wars to Orson Scott Card, how many mythologies have catered to that fantasy, in all its voluptuous, masturbatory solipsism? In contrast, can you count any mythic systems -- other than Star Trek -- that encouraged a different view? Recognition that "I am a member of a civilization"? One that made million miracles possible? Not by unleashing a few demigods, but by stimulating the collaborative and competitive efforts of whole scads of bright folks who are merely way-above-average?
I don't know why Brin namedrops Nietzsche, I'm pretty sure Ayn Rand is as far back as he goes. If he's heard of anyone before the age of comic books I'd be awfully surprised.
Brin then summarizes Finley, and again brings up Star Wars:
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Indeed, and we won't be reading about that. In his galloping senility, Brin describes communism as "a quasi-feudal theocratic cult" and Hitler and Stalin as "absolutist-oligarchist reactions to democracy". Then, still arguing quixotically about monarchy, he provides North Korea and South Korea as proof that monarchies and theocracies are, like, dumb, and liberal democracies are awesome (this appears to require a lot of semantic hair-splitting). This is where Moldbug later picks his beef, which we'll get to but not before noting something else ridiculous Brin says.
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I suppose this is a reference to trannies or something. Brin is completely unreflective, as is generally the case with neocons, babbling excitedly about PROGRESS! even while ignoring such things as a self-genocidal birthrate decline in the West, escalating consumption of resources, the collapse of unipolarity, massive and destabilizing demographic shifts, massive wealth concentration, and the disturbing increase in neoteny and Eloification--all brought to you by MARKETS! and DEMOCRACY! and SCIENCE!
In short, while Moldbug has nothing to put up against it (his horniness for monarchies is profoundly silly), what Brin endorses is a dangerous and complacent belief in progress with an intuitive resistance to examining drawbacks (the relief from "sexism" and "racism" is merely slogan fondling).
Enter (finally) Moldbug.
Moldbug immediately makes a chaos of everything. The man simply cannot make a metaphor that works. As Moldbug tells it, the past is a foreign country, and the present is a province of that country. But the past is also a metropolis, and the present is a bunch of provincial hicks commenting about it with their smart alek insults. Then he drags in Ovid and "the Pontic Greeks" and starts talking about Pontus (the present, apparently), and pretty soon it's Pontus this and Pontus that, like he's been summering there for years.
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This is all directed at Finley and Brin, as far as I can tell, and possibly also Dr. Lexus. It's not a great start because it's about as defensive as they'd like him to be about his neo-reactionary Dark Enlightenment, which they depict as Rick Moranis in the Darth Vader outfit from Spaceballs.
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Mr. Jones is probably another metaphor or something--don't worry about it. It's obvious Moldbug is hurt by all this--terribly hurt by the insults and the caricatures and the snark coming from people he doesn't really respect but who do have something he can't quite shake respect for, which is representation of other minds. David Brin, who can hardly be called famous, is nevertheless known by an audience that will agree with what he says automatically because they think just like him.
I think it's what keeps intellectuals in mass society in check, fear not of the state but of the public. This fear turns every television and computer into the watchful gaze of everyone else. Orwell had it backwards--we are not stared at through the monitors, it is through the monitors that we stare--that is how we are most useful. The weapon of a mass audience (or even whatever smallish audience David Brin's Star Wars trials have) is more useful in policing ideas than Stasi agents. This is in fact how things worked in East Germany. Sure there was the Stasi, but more than the Stasi there was a corrupted populace that spied on each other either as self-protection or for self-advancement.
For most people this is unimportant and trivial--it would take CNN headlines, not David Brin blog entries read by a legion of fat virgins, to make them feel invaded. But for people like Moldbug it is often unnerving. Intellectuals tend to get a little hysterical when they suspect a lot of people are watching them with disapproval. (There's also the fact that conservatives are more unnerved by public disapproval than liberals are, which I've talked about in other threads.)
So Moldbug lashes out at Brin, basically calling him unread and ignorant, without anything close to a real cut, while copying and pasting huge quotes from any book lying near him. It's not a pretty scene because it's obviously Moldbug throwing wadded up balls of paper at the monitor while screaming and waving his arms around. (The North Korean example is obviously stupid, but it's so stupid it doesn't deserve a reply, let alone this roosterish demonstration of book reading habits.)
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