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The Neo-Nazi Test
describe, in single words, only the good things about Hitler

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#1 Minsky


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Posted 10 November 2013 - 05:45 PM


In order to protect our teachers and our school system from the growing menace of Neo-Nazi parents, the Teacher's Union, in association with the Department of Education, the SPLC and the Chaim Weizmann Institute, have designed a new test soon to be required for all parents of public school students.  This scientifically designed test can detect Neo-Nazi sympathizers with a 99.9997% degree of accuracy.  Here is the prototype:

1. My wife is:
A) Half Jewish, Half Black, and Half Gypsy
B) 100% kosher
C) Blonde

2. Most of the world's problems can be accurately blamed on:
A) White People
B) Shriners
C) High-Functioning Gypsies

3. Jews:Money:
A) Good:Reward
B) White:Rice
C) Wall-Street:Bailout

4. My Favorite Comedian of All-Time:
A) Jon Stewart
B) Joel Stein
C) Dieudonne

5. My Favorite Movie Is:
A) Schindler's List
B) The Graduate
C) Drive (the secret director's cut where Ryan Gosling takes on ZOG's pizzeria front-operation)

6. Tyler Cowen Deserves:
A) The Nobel Prize
B) A Beating
C) Deportation to Haiti

7. Anime is:
A) A Flourishing Art Form
B) A Waste of Time
C) The Cancer of Western Civilization

8. Mel Gibson is:
A) A Psychotic Snuff-film Director
B) A Good Actor
C) My Hero

9. Benjamin Netanyahu is:
A) The Leader of the West
B) Israel's Finest Prime Minister
C) A Dick

10. My Favorite Forum is:
A) Jewcy
B) Destee (Reading Assistance for This Exam Is Available Upon Request)

11. Watching Dan Savage in that debate with Hitchens, your reaction was
A) Admiration, Amusement
B) Disgust, Nausea

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 05:49 PM


Enter teacher Cydnee Cohen, who never met or spoke with Mr. Barry, but works at his daughter's school. She is a mutual friend of one of Josh's Facebook friends, and contacted the friend to presumably get information about Mr. Barry.

Ms. Cohen left a voicemail (click on the video to hear the voicemail) that said in part, "We're having some problems with a parent in our school district and on his page you are one of his friends...but I would like to know, some of it seems like he is a neo-nazi...call me..."

The mutual friend sent a text (see screenshot) to Cohen, saying that Josh is the "furthest thing" from a neo-nazi, as he is Jewish. Cohen responded, "he is tea party right wing!"

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 05:54 PM

Test Results:

1 point for A
3 points for B
6 points for C

<12: Abe Foxman level.  You are 100% Nazi-free.  Congratulations!  You may have a future in education yourself someday.
12-22: Joe Biden level.  You're a fine parent, you just need to remember to keep your mouth shut more often.
22-44: Mel Gibson level.  You are a borderline lunatic and anti-Semite, but not a Nazi.  Please do not attend any more PTA meetings.
44-65: Pat Buchanan level.  You are a Neo-Nazi.  Your children will be required to attend special classes on Holocaust Films and the works of Chaim Potok and Eli Wiesel.
66(6): Hitler level!!!  You dream of an educational 4th Reich where bullycide is rampant and Mein Kampf is required reading.  Your children will be sent to San Francisco to be home-schooled by Dan Savage in interior decorating, forensic debate and fellatio.  Don't worry kids: It Gets Better!

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