The Neo-Nazi Testdescribe, in single words, only the good things about Hitler
Posted 10 November 2013 - 05:45 PM
In order to protect our teachers and our school system from the growing menace of Neo-Nazi parents, the Teacher's Union, in association with the Department of Education, the SPLC and the Chaim Weizmann Institute, have designed a new test soon to be required for all parents of public school students. This scientifically designed test can detect Neo-Nazi sympathizers with a 99.9997% degree of accuracy. Here is the prototype:
1. My wife is:
A) Half Jewish, Half Black, and Half Gypsy
B) 100% kosher
2. Most of the world's problems can be accurately blamed on:
A) White People
C) High-Functioning Gypsies
4. My Favorite Comedian of All-Time:
A) Jon Stewart
B) Joel Stein
5. My Favorite Movie Is:
A) Schindler's List
B) The Graduate
C) Drive (the secret director's cut where Ryan Gosling takes on ZOG's pizzeria front-operation)
6. Tyler Cowen Deserves:
A) The Nobel Prize
B) A Beating
C) Deportation to Haiti
7. Anime is:
A) A Flourishing Art Form
B) A Waste of Time
C) The Cancer of Western Civilization
8. Mel Gibson is:
A) A Psychotic Snuff-film Director
B) A Good Actor
C) My Hero
9. Benjamin Netanyahu is:
A) The Leader of the West
B) Israel's Finest Prime Minister
C) A Dick
10. My Favorite Forum is:
B) Destee (Reading Assistance for This Exam Is Available Upon Request)
11. Watching Dan Savage in that debate with Hitchens, your reaction was
A) Admiration, Amusement
B) Disgust, Nausea
Posted 10 November 2013 - 05:49 PM
Ms. Cohen left a voicemail (click on the video to hear the voicemail) that said in part, "We're having some problems with a parent in our school district and on his page you are one of his friends...but I would like to know, some of it seems like he is a neo-nazi...call me..."
The mutual friend sent a text (see screenshot) to Cohen, saying that Josh is the "furthest thing" from a neo-nazi, as he is Jewish. Cohen responded, "he is tea party right wing!"
Posted 10 November 2013 - 05:54 PM
1 point for A
3 points for B
6 points for C
<12: Abe Foxman level. You are 100% Nazi-free. Congratulations! You may have a future in education yourself someday.
12-22: Joe Biden level. You're a fine parent, you just need to remember to keep your mouth shut more often.
22-44: Mel Gibson level. You are a borderline lunatic and anti-Semite, but not a Nazi. Please do not attend any more PTA meetings.
44-65: Pat Buchanan level. You are a Neo-Nazi. Your children will be required to attend special classes on Holocaust Films and the works of Chaim Potok and Eli Wiesel.
66(6): Hitler level!!! You dream of an educational 4th Reich where bullycide is rampant and Mein Kampf is required reading. Your children will be sent to San Francisco to be home-schooled by Dan Savage in interior decorating, forensic debate and fellatio. Don't worry kids: It Gets Better!