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Posted 07 November 2013 - 02:54 PM

I posted this in chat but I felt the need to make a low-effort topic about it for some reason.

http://jezebel.com/i...-the-1456889478

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I made a porn. Well I shot two scenes but porn by any other name is still somebody f**king on camera. Have I always wanted to film a porn? No. I use porn sparingly and only when absolutely necessary. What I'm saying here is when I can't cum I watch a porn. Most of the time I nerd out by reading some sort of erotic fiction involving a woman getting nailed by the bejeweled handle of the sword of the Captain of the Guard but that doesn't always work. When it fails me I turn to the Internet, everyone's best friend/worst enemy. I don't really have any favorites. I prefer two women because that provides what I require visually, otherwise it's heavy on the beej jobs and tons of cum shots through the heart. I suppose I'm an artist in that respect. I need to dig a little deeper.


Right from the start we're treated to the kind of writing style you'd expect from a comedian who turns to porn to further her career. Crass, neurotic, immature, she's definitely not a good fit for porn.

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I went back and forth, listing the usual pros and cons:

Pro: Porn!

Con: Porn.

I considered what this could mean for my future as a standup comic, or as a person. I don't have any religious or emotional ties to sex. I don't think I'm going to hell nor do I think you have to be in love to do the deed. You see, if those two factors were really an issue then women wouldn't get wet and men wouldn't get erect unless we were happily married. That's not how the human body works, however, so it seems like we were built for sexual speed as opposed to marital comfort, at least physically. I finally decided to do it for the simple reason of: why not? As a female standup comic, and as a female human being, I've heard all manner of horrible things said about me, most of which are unfounded. People are going to think or say terrible things about you regardless of what you do in life so you might as well have some control over it. I can't stop a man on the street from attempting to secretly undress me using his brain when I walk by, but I can ensure that he has to pay X amount of dollars to actually see it so…voilà! Porn.

:mother: I don't have any hangups about sex, that's why I had to justify it to myself by saying I was leaving money on the table by not selling my body!

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The first thing I wanted to do was tell my mother about my plan (this is a great sentence to write immediately after referencing big dicks). My mother is fairly progressive. She's not the inappropriate drinking with her underage children cool mom. She's just very forward-thinking. I knew she wouldn't disapprove and would only be concerned in the way a mom would be in a situation like this. I told her while we were in the car. As I was assuring her that nothing could go wrong, literally as I am uttering the words; a story came on NPR about a recent HIV outbreak in the porn industry. OH COME ON.

I'm not capable of a comment on this passage to make it even more absurd than it reads.

Lots of 888 later about her treating her porn shoot "like prom" and how empowered she felt after he left the money on the dresser she writes:

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Has anyone been hurt by this decision? The simple answer is yes. It's the only aspect of this entire experience I regret. I am sorry. Those people are handling it in the best way possible and for that I am grateful. I am surprised by how supportive and excited some of my friends have been, to my face at least. I've heard through the grape-bullshit gossip-vine that some people think I did this for the story. They're right. I did it so I could experience something and share it with others, so in a sense yes…it's for the story.

I find it interesting how she halfheartedly "apologizes" to the people she's hurt but didn't bother consulting anyone but her mother about this terrible decision. Also the need for people to be supportive of said decision when even she knows it was shameful and wrong.

As for who she hurt? Her father came to mind, and maybe he is among that number of people, but more immediately is her beta lifemate

http://www.dailymail...sting-call.html

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While her boyfriend - who she is in an 'open relationship' with - was upset at first, she says he has since become her 'biggest supporter.'

I haven't seen her porn, but I have heard the comments "33 going on 53 with a crack habit" and "Busted fake tits she says she got in highschool" being thrown around.

Bonus Material: Why I’d Be Glad If My Daughter Was Watching James Deen http://femalegazing....ing-james-deen/

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Reason 2: James Deen is a Jew and instilling a love for James Deen in my daughter means that she’ll look for other Jewish looking fellas – Ta Da Jewish grandbabies!

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Yes, I’d rather my daughter idolize Porn Star James Deen than Christian Bale, Nicolas Cage, Mel Gibson, or Bill Cosby.

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As far as the objection that legal minor/preteen/single digit is ‘too young’ to be viewing porn I’ll leave you with what my mother used to tell me when I was a kid:  ”If young people want to have sex, they’re going to have sex and there’s nothing you can do about it.”  Same goes for watching porn

Just another snapshot of society in decline.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 03:01 PM

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While her boyfriend - who she is in an 'open relationship' with - was upset at first, she says he has since become her 'biggest supporter.'

Do we really want to know what happened? :buttstuff:
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Posted 07 November 2013 - 03:11 PM

from http://femalegazing....ing-james-deen/

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    feministsub March 15, 2012 at 12:50 am #

    Here, here! You said it much more succinctly than I did. I should point out, though, that I didn’t actually interview Mr. Deen (I wish!). You’re not the first one to link to my post as an interview, so maybe I should clear that up.

Why is it that feminists, who hate old literal caucasian patriarchy so much, insist on trying to use old white man phrases?  It boggles my mind.

:mel: "Here! Here!  I feel like im at a f**king slave auction in the 1820's!"

Also it's "Hear! Hear!" not "Here! Here!"  The dumb bitches who consider themselves so intellectual cant even get their old white man phrases right, lol!  What a f**king embarrassment.
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Posted 07 November 2013 - 03:39 PM

i sincerely hope these cool mom's kids turn into fundamentalists when they grow up after bottoming out from all the whoring that their moms and dads want so badly for them.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 03:51 PM

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 03:56 PM

Once again, the schizo attitudes towards porn by feminists are revealed, flip-flopping between "UGH SO EXPLOITATIVE" and "IT'S SO LIBERATING, DEAL WITH IT". Nothing is more empowering and liberating than guzzling cum and taking a cock from total strangers on camera for money!
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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:00 PM

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The first thing I wanted to do was tell my mother about my plan (this is a great sentence to write immediately after referencing big dicks).

There was a Seinfeld bit about how parents might react to their children doing pornography.

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Elaine: What do you think their parents think?

Jerry: "So, uh, what's your son doing now, Dr. Stevens?" "Oh, he's a public fornicator. Yes, he's a fine boy."

Compared to real life:

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I knew she wouldn't disapprove and would only be concerned in the way a mom would be in a situation like this.

Welp.
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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:23 PM

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@SummernlightningUSA Nice rational argument there. If you don't like RSD stuff, then fuck off of the video and let everyone else enjoy the life-changing insights in peace...while you bitterly masturbate in the friend zone.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:27 PM


@SummernlightningUSA Nice rational argument there. If you don't like RSD stuff, then fuck off of the video and let everyone else enjoy the life-changing insights in peace...while you bitterly masturbate in the friend zone.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:47 PM

This thread may prove once and for all: Hitler did nothing wrong.
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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:49 PM

View PostGhostfaceCracka, on 07 November 2013 - 04:47 PM, said:

This thread may prove once and for all: Hitler did nothing wrong.

But what if hitler was her daddy? :eek:
@SummernlightningUSA Nice rational argument there. If you don't like RSD stuff, then fuck off of the video and let everyone else enjoy the life-changing insights in peace...while you bitterly masturbate in the friend zone.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:53 PM

View PostDrink Drank DRAO, on 07 November 2013 - 04:49 PM, said:

View PostGhostfaceCracka, on 07 November 2013 - 04:47 PM, said:

This thread may prove once and for all: Hitler did nothing wrong.

But what if hitler was her daddy? :eek:

The cinematography would've been a lot better

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 06:02 PM

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I can't stop a man on the street from attempting to secretly undress me using his brain when I walk by, but I can ensure that he has to pay X amount of dollars to actually see it so…voilà! Porn.

Yep, porn is the one thing that you just can't get for free on the internet.
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Posted 07 November 2013 - 07:26 PM

The comments are, as usual, a f**king gold mine of shitlib doublethink.

"Women routinely are abused by the porn industry..."

"Buyer f**king beware man!" lol, good one, parkermccalisterlacoixIII, but that sounds suspiciously like "why was she out drunk all alone around a pack of naggers?" to my ears, homes.

Also, any doubt that liberals are in a race to the bottom should be dispelled by a bunch of SWPL's arguing about how "sex positive" they are because they have zero standards about sexual behavior.

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 07:37 PM

View PostLysander, on 07 November 2013 - 07:26 PM, said:

The comments are, as usual, a f**king gold mine of shitlib doublethink.

"Women routinely are abused by the porn industry..."

"Buyer f**king beware man!" lol, good one, parkermccalisterlacoixIII, but that sounds suspiciously like "why was she out drunk all alone around a pack of naggers?" to my ears, homes.

Also, any doubt that liberals are in a race to the bottom should be dispelled by a bunch of SWPL's arguing about how "sex positive" they are because they have zero standards about sexual behavior.

It was the comments that had me all Heil Hitler, they were all so deranged I trouble imagining that human beings wrote them and slowly it dawned on me, we may have to practice large-scale genetic hygiene before it's too late.
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Posted 07 November 2013 - 10:11 PM

View PostBumbling American, on 07 November 2013 - 04:53 PM, said:

View PostDrink Drank DRAO, on 07 November 2013 - 04:49 PM, said:

View PostGhostfaceCracka, on 07 November 2013 - 04:47 PM, said:

This thread may prove once and for all: Hitler did nothing wrong.

But what if hitler was her daddy? :eek:

The cinematography would've been a lot better

Triumph of the Shrill :mother:

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 02:52 AM

Study hard, work harder, save your money, and maybe some broken-ass nerdette who spread her legs on camera for fun will grace you with her presence.

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 05:19 AM

View Postzimbabwebucks, on 08 November 2013 - 02:52 AM, said:

Study hard, work harder, save your money, and maybe some broken-ass nerdette who spread her legs on camera for fun will grace you with her presence.

I think the problem is that we don't play hard enough.  We gotta play harder

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 01:57 PM

I reckon immorality like this --open, obvious, notorious, and with only slight and misguided contrition afterwards, if at all-- goes a long way towards influencing the elite eventually to impose aristocracy.

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Another factor might be the taking down of the middle-class, the kulaks --both economically and morally. Once the buffer zone class is gone, and they see themselves as next to be dragged into the pit....
If the people could vote directly on each individual issue, they’d support all these things: an end to almost all immigration, legal and illegal, and sending back people in the country illegally. Strong defense, but non-interventionist foreign policy. Strong tariffs on just about everything to put American workers back to work. Tough crime laws and severe prisons. Death penalties after one month. Gun ownership, but with licensing. Removal of vagrants from the streets. Forcing the mentally ill into institutions. Equitarianism not egalitarianism. Forced government jobs for everyone who can’t find one in the public sector. An end to affirmative action. You get the idea, they are on the opposite side of the elites on all issues. --commenter Steve on a Roissy thread

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Posted 09 November 2013 - 12:20 PM

Oh well, maybe we're being too harsh with Jizzebel in general, I'm sure they do actually deal with issues of substance in a mature and non-paranoid manner at least once in -

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Imagine it. Metallic security guards, propelled by deathless power cells, crunching and gliding over a rotting graveyard planet. I can think of no more fitting legacy.




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