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#1 PLEASUREMAN

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 02:04 AM

This is supposed to be a forum. Shoutbox is fun but should not be the primary venue for this place.

If you have just signed up to this forum, you will get shoutbox access for the first week. If you contribute, your access to the shoutbox will continue.

For those of you who have been here for a longer period and have made less than 100 posts, you can regain your access by contributing to the forum. This would be done by adding to already existing threads with decent (and better) contributions, or by starting threads with your own material that generate interest. Spamming the forum will not count, especially if it's a bunch of cut and paste that no one will care about. Use the tagging feature to attract other members to your posts. Simply type @ followed by the user's name with no space between the two to tag that person.

Some of you will call me an asshole or whatever for doing this. I don't care.
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Posted 01 July 2013 - 02:04 AM

NO


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Posted 01 July 2013 - 03:45 AM

What the f**ks a shoutbox?

#4 The 'MUTANT' Weltanschauung

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 04:43 AM

@PLEASUREMAN testing

it doesn't work

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#5 Dibs

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 05:50 AM

Share and like this thread with your e-friends to earn hatepoints and level up posting privileges up to level 12!
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=95YdE89nTgI this is me, reading each post of yours

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 06:44 AM

More managerial shortsightedness. Sensing a decline in productivity, the manager artificially reduces supply to the much desired chatbox, stipulating that regaining access to the high-demand item is contingent on an increase of individual productivity. Consequently, new users will be encouraged to be post, but it's common knowledge that quality and quantity are opposing values. So shoddy posting will reign supreme, but the manager does not care; He attained his goal of higher productivity.
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#7 Shrill Kiners

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 06:44 AM

Obviously, I'm not mad about something entertaining that I get access to for free, but I don't get why I'm still chaperoned. I've made 50 not-s**t posts, and I can't shout or format or insert pics or start threads. I may not have the busiest, most fulfilling life ever, but it's got enough different things going on (some of them quite nice, some essential, some both) that I'm never going to post much more often than I do now.

Who wins by keeping me chaperoned and what do they win?

#8 eloH

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:05 AM

shut up mlad *makes cock sucking noises with his mouth*
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#9 Shrill Kiners

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:25 AM

Wait, you think I'm MLAAD? That angsty guy who was freaking out over how cool Mr. Frenchy Suicide-Pants was and now no longer posts here? The guy with the two lesbian moms?

You're bad at this stuff if you think I'm him. There aren't any extra words in my sentences, for starters.

#10 PLEASUREMAN

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:44 AM

never mind eloh, he has Parkinson's
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#11 eloH

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:59 AM

:sad: dont do that to me pman
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#12 Toad of Muh Dick Hall

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 08:15 AM

I agree with these rules we need more quality content on the forum! I think we should introduce badges to award posts that bring in new users.
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#13 Literally Cawkasian

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 08:46 AM

How have most posters come to find MPC? Is it normally through invitation?

View PostJeantel of Hippo Hall, on 01 July 2013 - 08:15 AM, said:

I agree with these rules we need more quality content on the forum! I think we should introduce badges to award posts that bring in new users.

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#14 PLEASUREMAN

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 08:46 AM

I forgot to mention word counts, I was mulling over a 250 minimum word count in normal subforums and a 750 minimum word count in the serious subforums.  This would not include quoted text.  People could copy and paste to Microsoft Word to determine the word counts.  Any thoughts?
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Posted 01 July 2013 - 08:50 AM

View PostPLEASUREMAN, on 01 July 2013 - 08:46 AM, said:

I forgot to mention word counts, I was mulling over a 250 minimum word count in normal subforums and a 750 minimum word count in the serious subforums.  This would not include quoted text.  People could copy and paste to Microsoft Word to determine the word counts.  Any thoughts?

Maybe a word count in the serious section, but the one liners do have their place in the regular forums IMO.  



#16 PLEASUREMAN

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 08:53 AM

I forgot to add, chats will have a word count of 50 words to encourage more serious chatting.
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Posted 01 July 2013 - 09:00 AM

i think all posters should be required to be in AT LEAST a two piece suit if you're posting during forum business hours
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Posted 01 July 2013 - 09:02 AM

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 09:02 AM

If anyone wants to have a debate with me let him come on, for I am exceedingly angry; I will post, quote, or chat, I do not care what it is, with any man of you all except Pleasureman, but not with him because I am his guest, and one cannot compete with one's own personal friend. At least I do not think it a prudent or a sensible thing for a guest to challenge his host's family at any game, especially when he is in a foreign forum. He will cut the ground from under his own feet if he does; but I make no exception as regards any one else, for I want to have the matter out and know which is the best man. I am a good hand at every kind of intellectual endeavor known among mankind. I am an excellent poster.
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#20 darkestofniggers (very uncool racist name dude)

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 09:04 AM

not sure why mpc has went so long without all posts requiring moderator approval.. what if steve sailer or roissy reads one of my bad posts?
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