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Married MPC folk: Do you have a sexual contingency plan? How is the ol' sex life, anyway?
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#1 Genuine Romex

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 08:58 AM

We've had a few discussions on this site about marriage, MRA stuff, sexual health/hedonism/the damage of porn, ect. As a single guy who was married once, and likely will never again, I am often curious how honest married people are about their sex life. And I mean honest with others, their partner, and themselves.

So today I find this article:

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Most couples tying the knot don't want to wait until the honeymoon to know if things are going to work in the bedroom, and would agree that having sex before marriage is an important way to establish if there's a basic level of sexual compatibility.

But -- without getting into the moral pros and cons of premarital sex -- that may not always be the case.
"Just because you have good sex, and a lot of it, before marriage doesn't mean it will be that way for your entire life," says social psychologist Justin Lehmiller.

"Our bodies and desires naturally change over time in response to both age and major life events, such as having children, and these changes don't affect everyone in the same way. This means that one partner's sexual needs and wants often change at a much faster rate than the other's, resulting in discrepancies that can precipitate conflict, adultery and divorce."

You can't judge the rest of your sex life by your current experiences, especially if you've had a whirlwind romance. In the beginning of your relationship, you're both under the influence of a potent biochemical cocktail of infatuation hormones.
"A person's inherent need for sensation is not necessarily obvious in the early stages of a relationship, when love itself is a novelty and carries its own thrills," says Marvin Zuckerman, a professor at the University of Delaware whose research involves sensation-seeking. "It's when the sex becomes routine that problems occur."

That's why I recommend that couples talk openly and honestly about sex -- whether or not they're already having it -- before they walk down the aisle.

"As a newlywed sex educator, I've been surprised at how much marriage has changed our sex life in ways I would never have anticipated," says Emily Nagoski, author of the book "A Scientific Guide to Successful Relationships."

"Based on my experience, I think that the best thing a couple can do is talk through a wide range of hypothetical scenarios -- what if one person's interest in sex changes a lot, either increase or decrease? What if one of you gets cancer or is in a car accident and loses sensation below the waist? These 'what ifs' aren't about having a plan for every contingency; they're about practicing your collaborative problem-solving skills."




I admit that my ex wife and I never discussed any of this. We were too young and stupid to think that far ahead. But I ask the married posters here -

1. How is your sex life? How has it changed? Since dating/kids/whatever?

2. Do you have a contingency plan for sex if the unthinkable happened? An accident resulting in you or your partner being crippled or otherwise unable to perform? Would you keep the marriage together but find outside partners? A lifetime of celibacy? How about a Terri Schiavo situation?

3. What would you do if your partner let themselves go, and just became unfuckable? What if they refused to even try? How long do you stay?

4. When you reach a point where your children are getting close to marrying age, what advice would you give them about sex in marriage, if any?

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 09:11 AM

this is a really creepy thread and i'm not surprised you're divorced :confused:
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 09:11 AM

Technically never had sex, it's either condoms or female anus for me. The most important thing is that you do NOT ever just settle for vagina, because that's what she wants! You have to make a woman know that she exists for your pleasure first, and then her's next! Ignore all of the fake advice about what women want, and just do what you know is natural. No foreplay, no kissing, no ritual romance, just throw her down and get ready for some muh dik action. She will appreciate it more psychologically in the long term. Beta s**t can come later if you want, but preferably never.

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 09:15 AM

View PostHigher Game, on 16 May 2013 - 09:11 AM, said:

Technically never had sex, it's either condoms or female anus for me. The most important thing is that you do NOT ever just settle for vagina, because that's what she wants! You have to make a woman know that she exists for your pleasure first, and then her's next! Ignore all of the fake advice about what women want, and just do what you know is natural. No foreplay, no kissing, no ritual romance, just throw her down and get ready for some muh dik action. She will appreciate it more psychologically in the long term. Beta s**t can come later if you want, but preferably never.

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 09:16 AM

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 09:18 AM

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 09:29 AM

View PostSweatpants & Vodka, on 16 May 2013 - 08:58 AM, said:

Most couples tying the knot don't want to wait until the honeymoon to know if things are going to work in the bedroom, and would agree that having sex before marriage is an important way to establish if there's a basic level of sexual compatibility.

I've never got this "problem."  One's a guy, one's a girl.  Assuming they're both straight and like each other enough to get married, what real issue is there?

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I admit that my ex wife and I never discussed any of this. We were too young and stupid to think that far ahead. But I ask the married posters here -

1. How is your sex life? How has it changed? Since dating/kids/whatever?

We held off before marriage.  We've been married for fifteen years, and it's been the same.  1-2x/week.

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2. Do you have a contingency plan for sex if the unthinkable happened? An accident resulting in you or your partner being crippled or otherwise unable to perform? Would you keep the marriage together but find outside partners? A lifetime of celibacy? How about a Terri Schiavo situation?

No contingency plan, but the assumption is we're married until death does us part, and with all that that means.

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3. What would you do if your partner let themselves go, and just became unfuckable? What if they refused to even try? How long do you stay?

When it gets to this point, you have other issues bigger than sex itself that need to be addressed.

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4. When you reach a point where your children are getting close to marrying age, what advice would you give them about sex in marriage, if any?

I want grandkids.  The details of how you get there aren't important, and if you're tempted to cheat, remember it really ain't worth it.

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 09:29 AM

View PostHigher Game, on 16 May 2013 - 09:11 AM, said:

Technically never had sex, it's either condoms or female anus for me. The most important thing is that you do NOT ever just settle for vagina, because that's what she wants! You have to make a woman know that she exists for your pleasure first, and then her's next! Ignore all of the fake advice about what women want, and just do what you know is natural. No foreplay, no kissing, no ritual romance, just throw her down and get ready for some muh dik action. She will appreciate it more psychologically in the long term. Beta s**t can come later if you want, but preferably never.

Okay, whose parachute account is this?

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 09:33 AM

View PostHigher Game, on 16 May 2013 - 09:11 AM, said:

Technically never had sex...

Let's just stop right there and keep things honest.

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 09:35 AM

Frontier I think the less interactive environment of the Udolpho blog is best for you. You can post one or two comments to each article a month (i don't know if there's comments there I don't read that s**t). Consider it being sent down to the minors until you're ready for the big leagues ok champ??? thx
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:14 AM

So sweatpants, what is the point if this thread?  Are you trying to figure out where it all went wrong, or are you rubbing your micro to lurid tales of Mr. and Mrs. Frontier?

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:16 AM



trần chí cường cuongmm 3 weeks ago

i want lick feet


jerramieid 5 days ago

made me cum alot everywhere


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MY DICK IS EXPANDING.


213lento 9 months ago

wow i would do anything to get too her feet there the best
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:19 AM

trần chí cường cuongmm commented OMG....I WANT SUCKING HER FEET.....PLEASE...MORE VIDEO.....WORSHIP FEET....NICE FEET...WHITE FEET.......CLEAN FEET...SUPER SOFT FEET.
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:19 AM

View PostSweatpants & Vodka, on 16 May 2013 - 08:58 AM, said:

youre a f****t who married some bitch and got divorced and hopefully taken for everything. you can make fun of me and the girls ive been with, all you want, but that wont make you someone who f**ked up, married a shrew, and then got divorced because you're a loser piece of s**t.

this thread is intrusive, creepy, and pathetic. f**k you, radium arcadium, at least i dont need a 'sexual contingency plan' in my life. you pathetic bitch
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:20 AM

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trần chí cường cuongmm 3 weeks ago

i want lick feet


jerramieid 5 days ago

made me cum alot everywhere


MrTrackfreek 4 months ago

MY DICK IS EXPANDING.


213lento 9 months ago

wow i would do anything to get too her feet there the best
that chick has nice nipples
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:27 AM

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So sweatpants, what is the point if this thread?  Are you trying to figure out where it all went wrong, or are you rubbing your micro to lurid tales of Mr. and Mrs. Frontier?

- Went to CNN.com
- Saw article
- Thought "Hmm, interesting, guess I'll ask the marrieds at MPC 'bout it.

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:27 AM

pozzed loser
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:39 AM

View Posteloh, on 16 May 2013 - 10:19 AM, said:

View PostSweatpants & Vodka, on 16 May 2013 - 08:58 AM, said:

youre a f****t who married some bitch and got divorced and hopefully taken for everything. you can make fun of me and the girls ive been with, all you want, but that wont make you someone who f**ked up, married a shrew, and then got divorced because you're a loser piece of s**t.

this thread is intrusive, creepy, and pathetic. f**k you, radium arcadium, at least i dont need a 'sexual contingency plan' in my life. you pathetic bitch

:lol:

My divorce was so brutal that she was my designated driver when I was going out to the bars when we decided to split. We're still friends. Also, I never sucked a dick, unlike some yous I could mention.

Hey, by the way, I heard you didn't win your engineering contest. Sorry to hear about that bro. :sad:

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:41 AM

Sometimes when you've been together a while you need to role-play a little, keep the spark going

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