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#1 PLEASUREMAN

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 01:34 AM

Your posts need to be funny.  This isn't an imageboard career, it's a goddamn posting career.  Here is what I am seeing a lot of:

GUYS LOOK AT THIS IT'S A FATTY/SHITLIB/nagger/SPERG BEING ALL FAT/FAGGY/SUBHUMAN/BEEP BOOP!!!!! JUST LOOK AT IT!!!

Are you trying to torture this forum?  We all know fatties, shitlibs, naggers, and spergs exist.  Posting another example and not making it funny is some kind of Jew mind game.

Yes, every now and then something like Bryan Caplan's comic book or a photo of a Boston cop comes along, something that takes no effort because it's hysterical on its own.  But not every little thing you found on the Drudge Report or Daily Mail.

Your posts need to be interesting.  Say something different, using a tone other than the well-worn JESUS THESE f****tS ARE REALLY FAGGING s**t UP I TELL YOU WHAT BOY.  PAT BUCHANAN!

And it's okay to post about something that doesn't make you angry.  It's a crazy world, surely you interact with parts of it without getting agitated.  Take inspiration from the old timey posters, they are funny and good-natured and don't take it all so seriously.

Remember: we are here to troll the Jews.  How you gonna do that with right wing tears and sullen mumbling about being doomed?  Take some Paxil or something you depressive white.

Hey I'm not here to yell at you.  Let me give a hug and reassure you that your contributions, if they improve 1000%, are far from gay...whoa what are you some kind of Jameson flowing f****t?  Get a grip on yourself man, this is a bodybuilding forum.
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#2 Terrence Rhine

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 01:39 AM

Come back, Phalluster

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 01:40 AM

Lt Bigot ignore OP plz, never change, you are MPC 's backbone

#4 PLEASUREMAN

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 01:49 AM

View PostTerrence Rhine, on 01 May 2013 - 01:39 AM, said:

Come back, Phalluster

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yeah we need more insane guidos who fly off the handle when David Duke is disparaged
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#5 Terrence Rhine

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 01:58 AM

View PostPLEASUREMAN, on 01 May 2013 - 01:49 AM, said:

View PostTerrence Rhine, on 01 May 2013 - 01:39 AM, said:

Come back, Phalluster

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yeah we need more insane guidos who fly off the handle when David Duke is disparaged

Hey I said :troll:

I actually disparaged David Duke on Skype with Phalluster the other day and he was fairly chill in the way he took issue and  wrote me off as a white

#6 Toad of Muh Dick Hall

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 07:15 AM

you dont even have the integrity explain to phalluster why he was demodded and you instead called someone who helped your site "a dumb f****t"
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#7 Bixxy Noodles

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:12 AM

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Remember: We are here to troll the Jews.

Forums mission statement, Section 180, page 1488.

Learn it. Live it. Love it. Have this tattooed on your non-fapping keyboard hand so it is always foremost on your mind while you hunt and peck for the ctrl+C on Drudge's homepage.

#8 Crabtree

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:13 AM

There should be a subforum where potential new members can audition for a posting career ("The American History X Factor"). PMAN would obviously take the role of Simon Cowell in this scenario.

#9 Tailored Access Operations

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 09:06 AM

I wish I could say "the Internet understands" but no it doesn't. People don't "get" MPC. Of course shitlibs will come here and go all "oh my gosh this site is a horrible place what a bunch of disgusting bigots" and no one cares, but we get a lot of supposedly smart and conservative guys who start off their posting carees with the same TRYHARD posting style. Niggas probably think they look TOUGH with their Serious Stoic Reactionary Aryan Posting  but in reality they just look like that armenian spaz-mud maddox or whatever he's called (also we know they're Italian and in college).

Stop trying so hard or you'll never achieve 12th Level Poster status. Since you're not going to think this through because you're too :smug: here's a list.

What you should not post:
  • HURR naggerS (pretty sure you're all "Good Morning Dr. Obongo" in real life)
  • Image macros and memes
  • Links to game blogs and/or images leeched from hungangels.com
  • Libertarian arguments
  • Stories about how reactionary, macho, traditionalist, Southern, or fascist you are (you know they're fake, f**king hell Baby Avatar was 10 times more credible).

What you should post:
  • Your physique (don't post nudes / don't photoshop mlad's nudes)
  • Threads about street fights, road wars and dogfights
  • Stories about jews, India or Britain because all of them are/will become true
  • Rage posts like the ones Lt. Bigot makes
  • Your troll posts / legitimately funny posts.

If you want to try hard then don't be lazy and make a good effortpost on the Political Asylum or MOTHERFUCKING SALON. That means don't make stupid threads like this.

Actually, forget everything I've said. You are worthless and your posting is worthless and you should go away, back to whatever HBD or Neo-Reactionary sperglog you came from. Tell them we're assholes so that they stop sending us their worst posters. This is a nationalist bodybuilding forum and the borders are closed, deal with it.
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#10 white privilege haver

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 09:16 AM

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#11 Probably Not a Nigger Limiter

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 10:59 AM

Just remember human folly has always been with us and always will be, learn to laugh at it or you're going to face some very bitter years ahead.

And if you can't handle that... prepare to face the KONtlet. Once you dance with the shitpig in the pale moonlight, nothing is ever the same.

#12 Supreme Thugglum

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 11:25 AM

https://encyclopedia..._Posting_Career

try and not let this be (100%) correctual
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#13 Pasha Joehar

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 11:57 AM

damn now i have to find a catchphrase other than "PAT BUCHANAN!"

#14 Tailored Access Operations

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 02:19 PM

View PostSupreme Whitman, on 01 May 2013 - 11:25 AM, said:

https://encyclopedia..._Posting_Career

try and not let this be (100%) correctual

yeah, stormfront is tryhard + not very smart.

LOOK AT ME I'M SO f**kING WHITE AND RIGHT WING *is a stay at home dad, also irish*

y'all niggas can/should do better than that.
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Posted 01 May 2013 - 03:23 PM

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#16 The 'MUTANT' Weltanschauung

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 03:23 PM

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#17 Saucer-Lord of the Illuminati

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 03:48 PM

BRING BACK KOANIC
The Tree of Knowledge has been plucked bare, and the War Pigs are gorging on a feast of its fruits. In their ravenous gluttony, they swallow it all and shit out the seeds, sowing a garden of horrors that we -- all of us -- shall reap. No sacred secret is spared; not the forces of nature, not the human mind, not the fundamental stuff of life, nor the building blocks of the universe itself. There is no territory the sinister technologists refuse to explore in their quest for Maximum Pain. Their lust for death is so strong, they've even begun creating a robotic army to extend their grim work through the twilight of our species, and beyond.

Imagine it. Metallic security guards, propelled by deathless power cells, crunching and gliding over a rotting graveyard planet. I can think of no more fitting legacy.

#18 I DIDN'T KNOW THE RULES

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:28 PM

they havent even properly applied for and acquired shitposting licences (as i and other veteran shitposters have)
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#19 hate bumpkin

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 06:06 PM

sounds like united shitposters local 888 is considering a shitstrike

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 06:26 PM

This sounds like a lot of work.  I'm just going to go ahead and start a shitposters union local 888 to counteract pleasuremanagement from taking advantage of all the hard work that WE do to make HIS forum so successful on the internet.  Netcraft confirmed we're like in the top 2% of hate fueled pantshitting forums about bodybuilding so we better unionize now before pleasuremanagement and his jerkops put the screws to us!
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edit: f**k you man your post was not there when I started this motherfucking union! :lol:
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