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hulk hogan fucks bubba the love sponge's ex wife while hes in the other room
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#1 eloh

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:55 PM

http://gawker.com/59...watch-it-anyway


at least the hulkster doesnt have roid-dick
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#2 President Jacob Zima

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 04:19 PM

glad to hear u care about other dudes' dongs
@SummernlightningUSA Nice rational argument there. If you don't like RSD stuff, then fuck off of the video and let everyone else enjoy the life-changing insights in peace...while you bitterly masturbate in the friend zone.

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#3 eloh

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 04:20 PM

View PostPeppercorn Rance, on 04 October 2012 - 04:19 PM, said:

glad to hear u care about other dudes' dongs
i wasnt interested in it or anything it was just in the frame of the shot for a few seconds
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#4 Vet Forum Wars

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 06:07 PM

eloh what part of Hulk Hogan's sex life reminds you of Henry the most? :troll:

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 06:19 PM

Cool celebrity dick video bro thanks for posting

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 06:27 PM

this just in washup roid wop f**ks some goon's chick, meets up with f**k up son. mr. martin comments on the state of his dong


:eloh: solid, thick, tight. Let's see how deep you can go
@SummernlightningUSA Nice rational argument there. If you don't like RSD stuff, then fuck off of the video and let everyone else enjoy the life-changing insights in peace...while you bitterly masturbate in the friend zone.

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 02:30 AM

:eloh: But I have roid dick!  See these roids i taped to it?

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 05:26 AM

Wow, America is terrible. Thanks OP.
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