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Not surprisingly, Collymore focuses much of his attention on racism against fellow darkies. He was instrumental in snitching on that stupid Welsh law student who got 56 days in jail for typing the nagger
Obviously, twitter user dirtyvodkaman was not going to stand for this injustice.

To my great delight, Stan Collymore retweeted these disparaging remarks almost instantly. The outrage from his 237,000 followers was fervent and delicious. I received an even 70 pages of hateful retorts from Brits, none nearly as clever as anything I had written off the cuff. Apparently, Collymore "re-tweets" such remarks regularly and instructs his squeamish fans to "unfollow" him if they must; he is simply shining a light into dark corners. Or white corners, as it were.
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Seventy pages of that: a heartwarming read. Luckily an ignorant racist fuckwit like me can find enlightened progressives from across the pond to call me "redneck", "hillbilly", "trailer park trash", "yank" (of course
Anyway, I recognized Collymore vaguely from his playing days and did the standard google search. Results were... colorful.
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So his mudshark mum shacked up with a West Indies nagger
That's not all though. In addition to "combating racism", Collymore does some philanthropy for the Depression Alliance, because (big shocker!) he is conflicted about his eternal under-privilege.
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Confession time for the desperate man who reached for the noose (
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Except that it did go wrong for Collymore, once of Liverpool, Aston Villa and England. Wrong when he was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. Wrong when he hit Ulrika Jonsson in a bar in Paris. Wrong when he was so incapacitated by depression that he spent 16 hours a day in bed.
And wrong when he was caught 'dogging' - hanging around car parks for sex with strangers - which cost him his commentating job with the BBC and, far more seriously, his marriage.

Who would have thought that a millionaire celebrity athlete could harbor such a myriad of identity issues? Funny enough, his depression is surely dictated by his white genes. If he were full nagger
But that's not all! A quick perusal of his "romance" career reveals an acute case of Tiger Woods syndrome

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Welp, dirtyvodkaman is not going to let these new facts go unshared. It is after midnight in the dead empire that was formerly the center of the world, so we will have to wait a bit to see if this fog nog has reuptaken enough serotonin into his bloodstream to get uppity and retweet.

I already have five new replies on twitter since I started proofreading this post. England is completely over the top with its gayness. In full disclosure, I got a few bland approval messages such as "really clever posts, good stuff!" from young-ish white males / future convicted felons. I sent them all invitations to MPC.

reminder: twitter usage is 25% black





















