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Posted 06 April 2012 - 07:02 PM

Stan Collymore is a retired British soccer player and mulatto.  His dark skin obviously qualifies him as a sports journalist, among other things.

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In 2005 he played the character Kevin Franks in the film Basic Instinct 2 alongside Sharon Stone. It was during this stint in which he became affiliated with rapstar Ice-Cube. The rapstar encouraged Stan to pursue his life long ambition of pursuing a music career which he eventually did. However, the album which he produced was never picked up by any record label and became a free download on "villa-legends" website.

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Not surprisingly, Collymore focuses much of his attention on racism against fellow darkies.  He was instrumental in snitching on that stupid Welsh law student who got 56 days in jail for typing the nagger-word.  Collymore has made a habit of this, previously failing to get another twitter racist prosecuted earlier this year.

Obviously, twitter user dirtyvodkaman was not going to stand for this injustice.

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To my great delight, Stan Collymore retweeted these disparaging remarks almost instantly.  The outrage from his 237,000 followers was fervent and delicious.  I received an even 70 pages of hateful retorts from Brits, none nearly as clever as anything I had written off the cuff.  Apparently, Collymore "re-tweets" such remarks regularly and instructs his squeamish fans to "unfollow" him if they must; he is simply shining a light into dark corners.  Or white corners, as it were.

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@dirtyvodkaman wow you sound like a charming fellow, shame you are the spawn of dirty f**king slag! You f**king cunt!

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@dirtyvodkaman you're such a cock! Big man on twitter. Say it to someone's face you'd get a proper kicking! #coward #ignorant

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@dirtyvodkaman easy to see you're an unintelligible fuckwit of a redneck, using both braincells too, keyboard warrior and a racist prick

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@dirtyvodkaman go and f**k your sister u fuckin inbread mfucker!!!!

Seventy pages of that: a heartwarming read.  Luckily an ignorant racist fuckwit like me can find enlightened progressives from across the pond to call me "redneck", "hillbilly", "trailer park trash", "yank" (of course :lol:), "inbred", "sister-f**ker", etc.  They must have forgotten the consanguineous marriage rates worldwide :smug:

Anyway, I recognized Collymore vaguely from his playing days and did the standard google search.  Results were... colorful.

from wiki:

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Collymore's mother Doreen, a swimming pool receptionist in Cannock, Staffordshire, had four daughters from her first husband, who was from nearby Wolverhampton. When she met his father, a former military man and Barbadian national (who was also called Stanley Collymore), they moved to Barbados but returned to Cannock.

So his mudshark mum shacked up with a West Indies nagger and cranked him out at the tail end of her fertile years.  His four half-siblings surely hated him, as his swarthy face served as a constant reminder of their mother's shameful life choices.

That's not all though.  In addition to "combating racism", Collymore does some philanthropy for the Depression Alliance, because (big shocker!) he is conflicted about his eternal under-privilege.

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He is a high-profile supporter of Republic, a campaign group that campaigns for a democratic alternative to the monarchy.

Confession time for the desperate man who reached for the noose (:lol: the phalluster story)

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When Channel 5's reality TV show, The Farm, had its end-of-run party in London on Tuesday night, Stan Collymore was spotted with Lady Victoria Hervey on one arm and Rebecca Loos on the other. For some it brought back the old line about the room-service waiter who took champagne to George Best and his Miss World girlfriend, and asked plaintively as he laid the tray on the bed: "George, where did it all go wrong?"

Except that it did go wrong for Collymore, once of Liverpool, Aston Villa and England. Wrong when he was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. Wrong when he hit Ulrika Jonsson in a bar in Paris. Wrong when he was so incapacitated by depression that he spent 16 hours a day in bed.

And wrong when he was caught 'dogging' - hanging around car parks for sex with strangers - which cost him his commentating job with the BBC and, far more seriously, his marriage.

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Who would have thought that a millionaire celebrity athlete could harbor such a myriad of identity issues?  Funny enough, his depression is surely dictated by his white genes.  If he were full nagger, he'd just have sickle cell anemia.

But that's not all!  A quick perusal of his "romance" career reveals an acute case of Tiger Woods syndrome

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While most footballers use their autobiographies to talk about their success, Stan Collymore used Tackling My Demons to show the notches on his bed post. TV presenters Ulrika Jonsson and Davina McCall both rated a mention, as did DJ Sara Cox and model Sophie Dahl. But it was another television presenter, Kirsty Gallacher, who commanded special attention: 'She did things with chocolate fingers that have stopped me looking at them in the same way since,' he wrote. Gallacher strongly denied this, but then Collymore is alleged to have bragged about the affair to former Bath team-mates of her new beau, rugby player Paul Sampson, in a bar in Dublin. Although Stan spent the next day in hospital with a broken nose and bruised ribs, no charges were ever brought following the fracas between him and the Bath team.

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Welp, dirtyvodkaman is not going to let these new facts go unshared.  It is after midnight in the dead empire that was formerly the center of the world, so we will have to wait a bit to see if this fog nog has reuptaken enough serotonin into his bloodstream to get uppity and retweet.

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I already have five new replies on twitter since I started proofreading this post.  England is completely over the top with its gayness.  In full disclosure, I got a few bland approval messages such as "really clever posts, good stuff!" from young-ish white males / future convicted felons.  I sent them all invitations to MPC.

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 07:18 PM

I'm starting to think that a retired, punch drunk boxer is more intelligent than your typical sports writer.

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 07:52 PM

A quick search shows him naming the jew:

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Is it any surprise that you barely need to scroll down from the headline to find a Jewish author in the byline of the offending master-thesis? Jews have no place in a Christian nation (although that's sadly not what we are). Would any Jew of persuasive power bother with an effort to refute this stuff? Certainly not, unless doing so would be "good for the Jews". How many Jews can you tolerate before their offensive nature gets in the way of your benevolent spirit?
Posted by dirtyvodkaman on 2012-01-06 10:28:11

Ballsy but not wise for a UK subject to be so deliberately high profile. Unless he really knows what he's doing he's probably going to be caught and sent to prison for hate crime re-programming. Sure he may "tweet behind 4 proxies" but what about the email he registered with, his posts elsewhere with that name etc?

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 08:05 PM

View PostFritz, on 06 April 2012 - 07:52 PM, said:

A quick search shows him naming the jew:

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Is it any surprise that you barely need to scroll down from the headline to find a Jewish author in the byline of the offending master-thesis? Jews have no place in a Christian nation (although that's sadly not what we are). Would any Jew of persuasive power bother with an effort to refute this stuff? Certainly not, unless doing so would be "good for the Jews". How many Jews can you tolerate before their offensive nature gets in the way of your benevolent spirit?
Posted by dirtyvodkaman on 2012-01-06 10:28:11

Ballsy but not wise for a UK subject to be so deliberately high profile. Unless he really knows what he's doing he's probably going to be caught and sent to prison for hate crime re-programming. Sure he may "tweet behind 4 proxies" but what about the email he registered with, his posts elsewhere with that name etc?

Sorry I wasn't clear about it: I am "dirtyvodkaman".  I never intended to join the twitter community sincerely, unlike similar depots 'youtube' and 'facebook'.  I used to post as "Cannon's Canon" on the roissy blog until that grew tiresome and I evolved into antisemitism.  I now badmouth jews during pillowtalk after my SNL's (same-night lays) and basically use racism in my "qualification" routines.

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@dirtyvodkaman It disgusts me that you have got an Arsenal cannon in your display picture, and yet are racially abusing Gunners players

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@dirtyvodkaman I hope that the hammer behind it is imagery for anti-Arsenalism & that you are in fact a scumbag yido. #somebodyshootthiscunt

loooool did he just call me a "yido"???  :jewfear:

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@dirtyvodkaman @stancollymore the human genome was fully mapped in 2003. Another thing for you to be incorrect about

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 08:14 AM

View PostPhalluster, on 06 April 2012 - 07:02 PM, said:

Funny enough, his depression is surely dictated by his white genes.  If he were full nagger, he'd just have sickle cell anemia.
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Good stuff, and it contrasts how shameful the trolling from the side of the status quo is (assuming you didn't cut out some genuinely witty replies). Actually, it's not even trolling, just shitloads of ham-fisted scorn and indignation. Are these women or do they just play one in Twitter?

Maybe it's hard to deliver proper burns when you're constrained by the speech codes of the polite society. The acceptable 'stupid redneck blahblahblah's get pretty boring after a while.

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 10:51 AM

View PostPhalluster, on 06 April 2012 - 07:02 PM, said:

Stan Collymore is a retired British soccer player and mulatto.  His dark skin obviously qualifies him as a sports journalist, among other things.

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In 2005 he played the character Kevin Franks in the film Basic Instinct 2 alongside Sharon Stone. It was during this stint in which he became affiliated with rapstar Ice-Cube. The rapstar encouraged Stan to pursue his life long ambition of pursuing a music career which he eventually did. However, the album which he produced was never picked up by any record label and became a free download on "villa-legends" website.

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Not surprisingly, Collymore focuses much of his attention on racism against fellow darkies.  He was instrumental in snitching on that stupid Welsh law student who got 56 days in jail for typing the nagger-word.  Collymore has made a habit of this, previously failing to get another twitter racist prosecuted earlier this year.

Obviously, twitter user dirtyvodkaman was not going to stand for this injustice.

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To my great delight, Stan Collymore retweeted these disparaging remarks almost instantly.  The outrage from his 237,000 followers was fervent and delicious.  I received an even 70 pages of hateful retorts from Brits, none nearly as clever as anything I had written off the cuff.  Apparently, Collymore "re-tweets" such remarks regularly and instructs his squeamish fans to "unfollow" him if they must; he is simply shining a light into dark corners.  Or white corners, as it were.

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@dirtyvodkaman wow you sound like a charming fellow, shame you are the spawn of dirty f**king slag! You f**king cunt!

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@dirtyvodkaman you're such a cock! Big man on twitter. Say it to someone's face you'd get a proper kicking! #coward #ignorant

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@dirtyvodkaman easy to see you're an unintelligible fuckwit of a redneck, using both braincells too, keyboard warrior and a racist prick

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@dirtyvodkaman go and f**k your sister u fuckin inbread mfucker!!!!

Seventy pages of that: a heartwarming read.  Luckily an ignorant racist fuckwit like me can find enlightened progressives from across the pond to call me "redneck", "hillbilly", "trailer park trash", "yank" (of course :lol:), "inbred", "sister-f**ker", etc.  They must have forgotten the consanguineous marriage rates worldwide :smug:

Anyway, I recognized Collymore vaguely from his playing days and did the standard google search.  Results were... colorful.

from wiki:

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Collymore's mother Doreen, a swimming pool receptionist in Cannock, Staffordshire, had four daughters from her first husband, who was from nearby Wolverhampton. When she met his father, a former military man and Barbadian national (who was also called Stanley Collymore), they moved to Barbados but returned to Cannock.

So his mudshark mum shacked up with a West Indies nagger and cranked him out at the tail end of her fertile years.  His four half-siblings surely hated him, as his swarthy face served as a constant reminder of their mother's shameful life choices.

That's not all though.  In addition to "combating racism", Collymore does some philanthropy for the Depression Alliance, because (big shocker!) he is conflicted about his eternal under-privilege.

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He is a high-profile supporter of Republic, a campaign group that campaigns for a democratic alternative to the monarchy.

Confession time for the desperate man who reached for the noose (:lol: the phalluster story)

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When Channel 5's reality TV show, The Farm, had its end-of-run party in London on Tuesday night, Stan Collymore was spotted with Lady Victoria Hervey on one arm and Rebecca Loos on the other. For some it brought back the old line about the room-service waiter who took champagne to George Best and his Miss World girlfriend, and asked plaintively as he laid the tray on the bed: "George, where did it all go wrong?"

Except that it did go wrong for Collymore, once of Liverpool, Aston Villa and England. Wrong when he was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. Wrong when he hit Ulrika Jonsson in a bar in Paris. Wrong when he was so incapacitated by depression that he spent 16 hours a day in bed.

And wrong when he was caught 'dogging' - hanging around car parks for sex with strangers - which cost him his commentating job with the BBC and, far more seriously, his marriage.

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Who would have thought that a millionaire celebrity athlete could harbor such a myriad of identity issues?  Funny enough, his depression is surely dictated by his white genes.  If he were full nagger, he'd just have sickle cell anemia.

But that's not all!  A quick perusal of his "romance" career reveals an acute case of Tiger Woods syndrome

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While most footballers use their autobiographies to talk about their success, Stan Collymore used Tackling My Demons to show the notches on his bed post. TV presenters Ulrika Jonsson and Davina McCall both rated a mention, as did DJ Sara Cox and model Sophie Dahl. But it was another television presenter, Kirsty Gallacher, who commanded special attention: 'She did things with chocolate fingers that have stopped me looking at them in the same way since,' he wrote. Gallacher strongly denied this, but then Collymore is alleged to have bragged about the affair to former Bath team-mates of her new beau, rugby player Paul Sampson, in a bar in Dublin. Although Stan spent the next day in hospital with a broken nose and bruised ribs, no charges were ever brought following the fracas between him and the Bath team.

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Welp, dirtyvodkaman is not going to let these new facts go unshared.  It is after midnight in the dead empire that was formerly the center of the world, so we will have to wait a bit to see if this fog nog has reuptaken enough serotonin into his bloodstream to get uppity and retweet.

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I already have five new replies on twitter since I started proofreading this post.  England is completely over the top with its gayness.  In full disclosure, I got a few bland approval messages such as "really clever posts, good stuff!" from young-ish white males / future convicted felons.  I sent them all invitations to MPC.

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 05:15 AM

View PostPhalluster, on 06 April 2012 - 08:05 PM, said:


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@dirtyvodkaman I hope that the hammer behind it is imagery for anti-Arsenalism & that you are in fact a scumbag yido. #somebodyshootthiscunt

loooool did he just call me a "yido"???  :jewfear:

Yid is slang for a Tottenham Hotspurs fan (used to be lots of Jews in Tottenham). It makes me laugh how dumb these f****ts are, "HOW DARE YOU BE RACIST LET ME CALL YOU A JEW TO SHOW YOU HOW BAD YOU ARE!!!"

Collymore is a joke. His career died after he beat Ulrika Johnson, probably because he was all roided up. He's one of those sad cunts that goes on humiliating reality shows to pay his rent. I would love to agree with what you are posting, but chances are I would be spending time at her majesty's pleasure for a HATE CRIME!!! No matter how much the British slag off America and Americans at least you aren't going to end up in prison for calling a spade a spade.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 06:29 AM

View PostPedro Mystic Chihuahua, on 08 April 2012 - 05:15 AM, said:

View PostPhalluster, on 06 April 2012 - 08:05 PM, said:


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@dirtyvodkaman I hope that the hammer behind it is imagery for anti-Arsenalism & that you are in fact a scumbag yido. #somebodyshootthiscunt

loooool did he just call me a "yido"???  :jewfear:

Yid is slang for a Tottenham Hotspurs fan (used to be lots of Jews in Tottenham). It makes me laugh how dumb these f****ts are, "HOW DARE YOU BE RACIST LET ME CALL YOU A JEW TO SHOW YOU HOW BAD YOU ARE!!!"

Collymore is a joke. His career died after he beat Ulrika Johnson, probably because he was all roided up. He's one of those sad cunts that goes on humiliating reality shows to pay his rent. I would love to agree with what you are posting, but chances are I would be spending time at her majesty's pleasure for a HATE CRIME!!! No matter how much the British slag off America and Americans at least you aren't going to end up in prison for calling a spade a spade.

You just got 56 days in nagger college for that racist idiom, Pedro.

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 08:50 AM

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@dirtyvodkaman I hope that the hammer behind it is imagery for anti-Arsenalism & that you are in fact a scumbag yido. #somebodyshootthiscunt

loooool did he just call me a "yido"???  :jewfear:

Yid is slang for a Tottenham Hotspurs fan (used to be lots of Jews in Tottenham). It makes me laugh how dumb these f****ts are, "HOW DARE YOU BE RACIST LET ME CALL YOU A JEW TO SHOW YOU HOW BAD YOU ARE!!!"

Collymore is a joke. His career died after he beat Ulrika Johnson, probably because he was all roided up. He's one of those sad cunts that goes on humiliating reality shows to pay his rent. I would love to agree with what you are posting, but chances are I would be spending time at her majesty's pleasure for a HATE CRIME!!! No matter how much the British slag off America and Americans at least you aren't going to end up in prison for calling a spade a spade.

You just got 56 days in nagger college for that racist idiom, Pedro.


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Posted 08 April 2012 - 12:33 PM

View PostPedro Mystic Chihuahua, on 08 April 2012 - 05:15 AM, said:

View PostPhalluster, on 06 April 2012 - 08:05 PM, said:


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@dirtyvodkaman I hope that the hammer behind it is imagery for anti-Arsenalism & that you are in fact a scumbag yido. #somebodyshootthiscunt

loooool did he just call me a "yido"???  :jewfear:

Yid is slang for a Tottenham Hotspurs fan (used to be lots of Jews in Tottenham). It makes me laugh how dumb these f****ts are, "HOW DARE YOU BE RACIST LET ME CALL YOU A JEW TO SHOW YOU HOW BAD YOU ARE!!!"

Collymore is a joke. His career died after he beat Ulrika Johnson, probably because he was all roided up. He's one of those sad cunts that goes on humiliating reality shows to pay his rent. I would love to agree with what you are posting, but chances are I would be spending time at her majesty's pleasure for a HATE CRIME!!! No matter how much the British slag off America and Americans at least you aren't going to end up in prison for calling a spade a spade.

More good news for you:

http://ukhousebubble...t-was-joke.html

I would seriously look into getting behind a proxy, as the Queen's Shithole seems to be taking the shortcut into Orwell's world.  You could always buy a few more years by moving to the states here and get a do nothing government job as long as you don't sweat away your shoe polish or accidentally talk like a human being and having people discover you're not a mind numbed minority.
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 01:12 PM

View PostBumbling American, on 08 April 2012 - 08:50 AM, said:

View PostSpace%26%2358%3B%201488, on 08 April 2012 - 06:29 AM, said:



You just got 56 days in nagger college for that racist idiom, Pedro.


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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:14 PM

View PostGeorge Hannibal Peppard, on 08 April 2012 - 12:33 PM, said:

View PostPedro Mystic Chihuahua, on 08 April 2012 - 05:15 AM, said:

View PostPhalluster, on 06 April 2012 - 08:05 PM, said:


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@dirtyvodkaman I hope that the hammer behind it is imagery for anti-Arsenalism & that you are in fact a scumbag yido. #somebodyshootthiscunt

loooool did he just call me a "yido"???  :jewfear:

Yid is slang for a Tottenham Hotspurs fan (used to be lots of Jews in Tottenham). It makes me laugh how dumb these f****ts are, "HOW DARE YOU BE RACIST LET ME CALL YOU A JEW TO SHOW YOU HOW BAD YOU ARE!!!"

Collymore is a joke. His career died after he beat Ulrika Johnson, probably because he was all roided up. He's one of those sad cunts that goes on humiliating reality shows to pay his rent. I would love to agree with what you are posting, but chances are I would be spending time at her majesty's pleasure for a HATE CRIME!!! No matter how much the British slag off America and Americans at least you aren't going to end up in prison for calling a spade a spade.

More good news for you:

http://ukhousebubble...t-was-joke.html

I would seriously look into getting behind a proxy, as the Queen's Shithole seems to be taking the shortcut into Orwell's world.  You could always buy a few more years by moving to the states here and get a do nothing government job as long as you don't sweat away your shoe polish or accidentally talk like a human being and having people discover you're not a mind numbed minority.

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:30 PM

View PostBumbling American, on 08 April 2012 - 01:33 PM, said:

The Bindi in the Willows
The House at Joo Corner
Watersports Down
Now We Are Poz
Winnie the Poo-eater
The Tail of Peter f****t
The Swiss Family Muhammed
Alice's Adventures in Pozland
The Lion, the Strong Pagan Woman Figure Oppressed by Patriarchy, and the Wardrobe

#16 a woman's heart

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:39 PM

View PostProbably Not Biksos Noodoi, on 08 April 2012 - 03:30 PM, said:

the Strong Pagan Woman Figure Oppressed by Patriarchy

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#17 Saucer-Lord of the Illuminati

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 07:07 PM

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calling a spade a spade.


Posted Image What's all this then? Can't have that sort of language around here! You're nicked, m'laddo! :drags pedro off to gaol, ignores gang of "refugees" looting nearby store:
The Tree of Knowledge has been plucked bare, and the War Pigs are gorging on a feast of its fruits. In their ravenous gluttony, they swallow it all and shit out the seeds, sowing a garden of horrors that we -- all of us -- shall reap. No sacred secret is spared; not the forces of nature, not the human mind, not the fundamental stuff of life, nor the building blocks of the universe itself. There is no territory the sinister technologists refuse to explore in their quest for Maximum Pain. Their lust for death is so strong, they've even begun creating a robotic army to extend their grim work through the twilight of our species, and beyond.

Imagine it. Metallic security guards, propelled by deathless power cells, crunching and gliding over a rotting graveyard planet. I can think of no more fitting legacy.

#18 phalluster

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 06:47 AM


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#19 Toad of Muh Dick Hall

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:25 PM

I love the old Cosgrove Hill Wind in the Willows film. Today British kids are expected to watch s**t like Rasta Mouse:

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If they made it today Toad would probably end up in jail longer for calling calling a black copper a nog instead of fat face.
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This is me, reading each post of yours

#20 Bumbling American

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:14 PM

Jesus, from Ratty to Rasta Mouse

The weasels have taken Toad Hall at last :hardship:




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