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#1 Lord Bigot of Hatepost

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 03:27 AM


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Dis food card has nothin' but seventeen cents on it.

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There's no tellin' mah kids that they can't eat.  I'm not takin' 'no' 'cause my babies don't deserve this.

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Me an' my kids haven't ate since this morning.

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When are y'all gonna come through?  When you gonna come through?  When I on my last pill?  Or, better yet, when I'm dead?
The last one has the right idea.  I guess they just didn't make enough from their three jobs to support themselves for a day without whitey's tax dollars.
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Posted 19 August 2011 - 03:47 AM

The when day the EBT card stops working will rival the sack of Rome.
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Posted 19 August 2011 - 03:54 AM

Poor white director tryin'-a 'splain the sitcha-ation before a hectoring crowd of blacks.

:chimp:  Enough. My people's food stamp crops have failed. We see only one role left for you, white man.

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 06:01 AM

NEEDS TO GET 7UP TO PUTS IN MAH BABIES' BOTTLES!
The Tree of Knowledge has been plucked bare, and the War Pigs are gorging on a feast of its fruits. In their ravenous gluttony, they swallow it all and shit out the seeds, sowing a garden of horrors that we -- all of us -- shall reap. No sacred secret is spared; not the forces of nature, not the human mind, not the fundamental stuff of life, nor the building blocks of the universe itself. There is no territory the sinister technologists refuse to explore in their quest for Maximum Pain. Their lust for death is so strong, they've even begun creating a robotic army to extend their grim work through the twilight of our species, and beyond.

Imagine it. Metallic security guards, propelled by deathless power cells, crunching and gliding over a rotting graveyard planet. I can think of no more fitting legacy.

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 06:12 AM

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 07:37 AM

View PostBumbling American, on 19 August 2011 - 06:12 AM, said:

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From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

I like how that image has been photoshopped -- they've used the dodge brush to lighten her face.  :racist:

Also, this:

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 09:08 AM

what's with the giant f**king jars of mayonnaise they're buying?

Also, hint: Armani shirts don't engender much sympathy for your poverty, you fat nagger.


Posted ImageThe ones who truly love their traditions don’t take them too seriously. They march to get their heads shot off with a joke on their lips. And the reason is that they know they’re going to die for something intangible, something sprung from their fancy, half humor, half humbug. Or perhaps it’s a little more subtle. Perhaps hidden  away in their fancy is that pride of the blueblood, who refuses to look foolish by fighting for an idea, and so he cloaks it with bugle calls  that tug at the heart, with empty mottoes and useless gold trim, and allows himself the supreme delight of giving his life for an utter masquerade...The true Right is never so grim. That’s why the Left hates its guts, the way a hangman must hate the victim who laughs and jokes on his way to the gallows. The Left is a conflagration. It devours and consumes in deadly dull earnest.

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 11:48 AM

View PostCondottiero, on 19 August 2011 - 09:08 AM, said:

what's with the giant f**king jars of mayonnaise they're buying?

Not a bag of rice or potatoes or beans in sight, only packaged stuff. Most people are too stupid to be poor.

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 12:58 PM

I wish liberals could be forced to live in the same neighborhoods as these apes
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Posted 19 August 2011 - 06:31 PM

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 09:17 PM

View Posttycoon, on 19 August 2011 - 06:31 PM, said:


YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING

-THING CRU 2012-

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 10:45 PM

That segment is another awesome not-so-subtle example of local news gleefully indulging in BIX NOOD exposés for the nice white folks at home.  

The reporters and anchors play it completely straight, with those earnest cadences indicating sincere concern, but I have to assume the producers are laughing their asses off in editing bay.

Probably Not, please confirm for me that this is true.  Lie, if you have to.

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 10:50 PM

View PostMuswell Hillbilly, on 19 August 2011 - 10:45 PM, said:

Probably Not, please confirm for me that this is true.  Lie, if you have to.

Posted ImageThe ones who truly love their traditions don’t take them too seriously. They march to get their heads shot off with a joke on their lips. And the reason is that they know they’re going to die for something intangible, something sprung from their fancy, half humor, half humbug. Or perhaps it’s a little more subtle. Perhaps hidden  away in their fancy is that pride of the blueblood, who refuses to look foolish by fighting for an idea, and so he cloaks it with bugle calls  that tug at the heart, with empty mottoes and useless gold trim, and allows himself the supreme delight of giving his life for an utter masquerade...The true Right is never so grim. That’s why the Left hates its guts, the way a hangman must hate the victim who laughs and jokes on his way to the gallows. The Left is a conflagration. It devours and consumes in deadly dull earnest.

#14 BB: y dyn du dechrau yng nghalais

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Posted 22 August 2011 - 09:37 AM

View PostCondottiero, on 19 August 2011 - 09:08 AM, said:

what's with the giant f**king jars of mayonnaise they're buying?

EXCRA MAYORNNAISE

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Posted 22 August 2011 - 10:02 AM

View PostMuswell Hillbilly, on 19 August 2011 - 10:45 PM, said:

That segment is another awesome not-so-subtle example of local news gleefully indulging in BIX NOOD exposés for the nice white folks at home.  

The reporters and anchors play it completely straight, with those earnest cadences indicating sincere concern, but I have to assume the producers are laughing their asses off in editing bay.

Probably Not, please confirm for me that this is true.  Lie, if you have to.
No, they're laughing. I've seen it. Even the black ones.

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Posted 22 August 2011 - 10:20 AM

View PostProbably Not, on 22 August 2011 - 10:02 AM, said:

View PostMuswell Hillbilly, on 19 August 2011 - 10:45 PM, said:

That segment is another awesome not-so-subtle example of local news gleefully indulging in BIX NOOD exposés for the nice white folks at home.  

The reporters and anchors play it completely straight, with those earnest cadences indicating sincere concern, but I have to assume the producers are laughing their asses off in editing bay.

Probably Not, please confirm for me that this is true.  Lie, if you have to.
No, they're laughing. I've seen it. Even the black ones.

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Posted 22 August 2011 - 01:16 PM

Hotlanta just got a little less hot with this food stamp crisis.

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