Pieces in The New Republic and now BuzzFeed ogle and stroke their chins about this surprising, titillating new term in avant-garde political discourse. The cuckservative right joins in via The Daily Caller, advancing the typically cuckservative idea that the word is actually all about sordid Mandingo fantasies (well they would think that, wouldn't they).
No one seems sure who coined the term--a search of MPC's database shows the earliest reference to it came from someone quoting the Twitter account @Cuckservative on April 4th. But it immediately captured everyone's imagination as a fitting label for establishment conservatives who, when confronted with barely coherent liberal jabber, are spineless at best and eagerly servile at worst. The word was perhaps inspired into being by Donald Trump's candidacy, which itself provoked a cuck chorus of shocked and offended Republicans who had been responsible for crushing genuine conservatism and replacing it with a deformed cuckoo of endless war, corporate oligarchy, and whatever moral boundary liberals stopped just short of ten
Establishment conservatives are in fact sinecured opportunists who are either too venal or too idiotic (or, most likely, both) to recognize that political conservatism no longer has any meaning. This conservatism cannot say that it conserves anything because it is in favor of a chaotically destructive free market and its social habits are nothing if not depraved. The emblematic establishment con is someone who talks his ex-girlfriend's daughter into aborting their love child, or who cucks his own son and then denies it after his daughter-in-law kills herself. On no issue do these people have the slightest credibility, and as to character they are like understudies to lead-poisoned Roman emperors. Or else are simpering, childish, figuratively and literally crippled nullities.
But although all this attention to the word "cuckservative" is entertaining, the only one we really care about is BuzzFeed's because it mentions us.
Right away Joseph Bernstein rolls into the racial angle--well, it's right there in the clickbait, SEO friendly headline:
Behind The Racist Hashtag Some Donald Trump Fans Love
A little sidebar here, but the reason we love Trump is precisely because he's the ultimate joke on a thoroughly corrupt and inane political system. I think I speak for most in saying that our dearest hope is that Trump utterly destroys the Republican party, which has become so clownish that it's beyond salvation. And do we need any more evidence for that than this:
We don't actually believe that Fuhrer Trumpenkrieg is about to institute an American Reich, kick out all the Mexicans, and make sodomy a criminal offense. We just know with a certainty beyond liberal imagining that a system that produces Hillary Clinton and ¡Jabe! Bush as leading candidates for president is on the verge of collapse. It is not just corrupt and stupid, it is totally devoid of sanity. We're ahead of liberals in that we realize this--we're not looking to test Jeb into mouthing a few platitudes that make us feel better, we just want to watch the Bush dynasty burn.
Getting back to Bernstein:
It seems like the only place where anyone cares what libertarians have to say is on the Internet.
"Anonymous harassment", also known as raping your Twitter mentions, to which I would add:
Still, we at MPC do pride ourselves on our bleeding-edge visual grammar--thanks, Joe! We figured out long before Jews like Bernstein that the soft underbelly of the liberalism of social justice and microaggressions and wanting people thrown in prison for saying "nigger" was its extreme vulnerability to mockery. The one cure for the misery of modern life is laughter at its absurdity, and once you begin laughing you'll never want to go back to the dour, joyless MiniTruisms of modern liberalism, which actually asks you to believe that Bruce Jenner is now a woman because Bruce Jenner got fake tits.
The absurdity is that this liberalism thinks it's on the right side of history--thinks there is a right side of history, as opposed to an endlessly refracting moral prism which shows a version of the gazer. Liberalism's arrogant assumptions are comical and this is regularly demonstrated, as when in social surveys they consistently fail to accurately describe what other groups think about themselves. They have been graded (by themselves) on a Ta Coates-like curve all their lives and are now certain that their self-indulgent intellectualism will sort everything out--as if we've never seen mistakes on a grand scale in human history.
Bernstein himself amply demonstrates the fatuity of this liberalism in his writing:
Strangely, liberals love to toss around the word "hate" as they strain against their leashes. Frankly, no one hates as unreservedly and viciously as a liberal, who is all bitchiness and politics-of-personal-destruction over impossibly trivial matters. And no one hates like a Jew, a race that has its own Orwellian hate organizations like the ADL and SPLC. I'm almost at a loss when I see liberals unhinge themselves about everything from calling Asian people "Orientals" to tweeting "#AllLivesMatter", and then call anyone else "haters".
But here's the money shot that I've been leading up to:
We like The Right Stuff guys, and we even like the juvenile nihilism of 8chan (it's not like we haven't stolen memes from them before). If it somehow fucks up the liberal establishment, we're for it. Because this is an establishment that is knowingly destroying the world it lords over while arrogantly refusing to be argued with. These are people who believe in fining you six figures for not baking a cake to celebrate the mock wedding of two fags who will soon be getting drilled by random Grindr users. Cakes are that fucking critical.
Anti-Semitic? Whoa, sounds most uncool, Joseph Bernstein. How could anyone dislike (self-serving, hypocritical, sexually neurotic, nepotistic, histrionic) Jews?
Tweeting antagonistically. Very troubling.
"White supremacist" is the penis-stroking slur of preference for the new liberalism. It's meaningless, liberally handed out (none other than Ta Coates, a fucking Tracy Morgan-style retard, called Mitt Romney a "white supremacist"), and completely used up. We don't fucking care anymore, airhead. Call us racist, white-supremacist, neo-Nazis, or anything you think will stick. We're still the ones laughing, and you're still the humorless nags holding show trials about words. We'll win, you'll lose.